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Jenipurr

@jenipurr.bsky.social
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Knitter, baker, database nerd, kitten fosterer, singer She/her

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Jenipurr @jenipurr.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Round 1 of Sock Madness is done. The pattern is Day & Night. This was a very fun pattern to knit. The designer makes clever use of slipstitch technique to create the half & half effect, plus some cables to keep things interesting. #KnitAllTheThings #SticksAndString #SockMadness #SockMadness19
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Jenipurr @jenipurr.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
It's Sock Madness time again (annual sock knitting competition), and here's the qualifying round. The pattern is Conjoined Sock Twins. You knit them toe to toe, then separate and bind off the with a contrasting color. #SticksAndString #KnitAllTheThings #SockMadness #SockMadness19
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Jenipurr @jenipurr.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Blep #LifeWithCats #TonguesOutThursday #PermanentFosterCat #CuddlebugCartwheel #HeartMurmurCats
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Jenipurr @jenipurr.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Three scoop banana split #FosterKittens #TheHouseOfFloof
Three little kittens peering out of a -shaped cat bed
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Jenipurr @jenipurr.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Cats against Fascism #FuckTheGOP
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Jenipurr @jenipurr.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
A Potpourri and her favorite pickle pal. #LifeWithCats #CatsInDiapers #IncontinentCat #MissPoo
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Jenipurr @jenipurr.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Happy #TonguesOutTuesday to those who celebrate. #LifeWithCats #CatsInDiapers #Floof #MissPoo
A fluffy tortoiseshell cat wearing a diaper, with her tongue out.
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Jenipurr @jenipurr.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
🎶 🎶 One of these things is not like the others... 🎶 🎶 #LifeWithCats #CatsInDiapers #MissPoo
A small fluffy tortoiseshell cat nestled in a box with a bunch of stuffed toys.
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Jenipurr @jenipurr.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Sherman has questions about my TPS reports. #LifeWithCats #WorkingWithCats
A grey fluffy cat staring into the camera.
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Jenipurr @jenipurr.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Oh hi again, Bluesky!
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Jenipurr @jenipurr.bsky.social · 06/12/2023
This is the face of an innocent young miss who was *totally* not scratching on the back of mom's chair, no matter what sort of chair-scratching noises you might have heard seconds before coming around the corner.
A fluffy tortie and white cat wearing a Christmas themed diaper (because she's incontinent), sitting on an office chair with both front paws reaching up on the back.
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Jenipurr @jenipurr.bsky.social · 27/11/2023
Made a Tarte aux Pomne, because more dessert is totally what was needed the weekend after Thanksgiving.
A French apple tart, consisting of a pastry case, filled with apple puree, frangipane, and concentric rings of thinly sliced apples soaked in lemon syrup, culminating in an apple rose in the center.
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Jenipurr @jenipurr.bsky.social · 16/11/2023
Ugh, am sick. Stupid winter viral infection.
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Jenipurr @jenipurr.bsky.social · 11/11/2023
Cats: such dignity; such grace. (This is Potpourri and she wears diapers because she is 100% incontinent.)
A fluffy calico cat wearing a pale blue diaper, and sitting in an extremely ungraceful way.
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Jenipurr @jenipurr.bsky.social · 05/11/2023
Someday I'm going to open a bakery and name it 'Mistakes Were Made', because....yeah At least these cardamom buns taste good, even if they look a hot mess.
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Jenipurr @jenipurr.bsky.social · 29/10/2023
Made pithivier for dinner, as one does after watching Pastry Week on the Great British Bake Off.
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Jenipurr @jenipurr.bsky.social · 24/10/2023
Why is it that cats always manage to have one super sharp dagger toe, no matter how recently you may have trimmed their nails?
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Jenipurr @jenipurr.bsky.social · 13/10/2023
Made some custard creams, for funsies (and also because my sister and I are baking along with GBBO).
A stack of unevenly sized freshly baked Custard Creams.
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Jenipurr @jenipurr.bsky.social · 04/10/2023
No, *you're* browsing life sized articulated skeletons for sale.
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 03/10/2023
Warning: tomorrow, October 4, is a test of the GOP’s Emergency Speaker Replacement system. Put your phone in a dark room with no pets and leave it there. Turn off monitors. Do not allow children, particularly girls 13-17, near electronic devices. If you pray, pray.
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Jenipurr @jenipurr.bsky.social · 01/10/2023
I mean, look at this ridiculously adorable wee baby girl. I've been fostering her since she was one day old and she is perfect.
A grey and white tuxedo kitten, 5 weeks old, lying on her back with her paws in the air.
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Jenipurr @jenipurr.bsky.social · 01/10/2023
Sitting on the floor, while a tiny five week old kitten trill-squeaks as she scampers around the room, alternating between getting a snack and climbing up on me for purrs and snuggles, is a nice way to start a day
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Jenipurr @jenipurr.bsky.social · 01/10/2023
First signature bake for this year's Great British Bake Off: vertical cakes (It's a swiss roll standing on its end). Challenge accepted!
A slice of vertical cake (layers of vanilla sponge, peanut butter pastry cream, and chocolate ganache) on a blue and white plate.A small cake, sitting on a blue and white plate, consisting of a vertical rolled vanilla sponge filled with peanut butter pastry cream, topped with chocolate ganache and toasted meringue.
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Jenipurr @jenipurr.bsky.social · 29/09/2023
Picked up four new two week old bottle babies yesterday, because sleep is for the weak
Two week old tabby kitten, murder mitts extended, sporting a wee milk mustache.
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 24/09/2023
Me : invents a device to talk to cats Cat : oh god finally you understand whenever I meow for hours it’s because i want wet food I know this was so opaque for you Me : no no I knew u want wet food the whole time but you can’t have it whenever u want Cat : Me : Cat : first of all fuck you
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Jenipurr @jenipurr.bsky.social · 19/09/2023
Grump all you want about the plethora of pumpkin spice items hitting the shelves lately, but Trader Joe's now has pumpkin spice bagels and they are DIVINE.
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🎃 Petanormal Activity 👻 🏳️‍⚧️ @petapleasant.bsky.social · 19/09/2023
A friend of mine is researching cakes & I present to you, the best cake I've ever seen.
A two layered cake with the non-binary flag colours. On the top, smaller layer, there is a section that has been eaten out with a rat made out of cake resting on it with cake in it's paws.
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Jenipurr @jenipurr.bsky.social · 15/09/2023
When you just got your nails done and want to show them off.
Three week old kitten with murder mitts.
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wilf @friendlykitties.bsky.social · 15/09/2023
faking a heart attack so that they let me play with the defibrillator
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Jenipurr @jenipurr.bsky.social · 09/09/2023
Gingerbread housecat (Don't come at me because it's Xmas - the cats don't care, and it's been up all year.)
A grey tabby cat sitting inside a gingerbread house
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Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com · 07/09/2023
Punctuation!
Push alert from CNN says "The convicted killer crab walked between two walls and pushed through newly installed razor wire to break out of prison, authorities say"
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Helen Rosner @hels.bsky.social · 07/09/2023
Every time I see a picture of a donut I want a donut. Is this capitalism.
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Jenipurr @jenipurr.bsky.social · 06/09/2023
Ah, I see we're playing 'whose chair is this?' again. #LifeWithCats #FosterKittens #WorkingWithCats
A tabby and white kitten hanging out on a desk chair.
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Jenipurr @jenipurr.bsky.social · 02/09/2023
Glazed espresso coffeecake: it's what's for breakfast (recipe here: www.kingarthurbaking.com/recipes/glaz...) #BakeAllTheThings
A piece of zebra striped coffeecake sitting on a plate.
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John Scary Name Cullen @nellucnhoj.bsky.social · 01/09/2023
*transformers theme intensifies into discordant noise*
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Jenipurr @jenipurr.bsky.social · 01/09/2023
When you are busy working and you hear murmured conversation and you look up to see your coworkers staring at you, pretending they weren't talking smack about you behind your back. #WorkingWithCats #FosterKittens
Two kittens and a cat, lounging together on a bed
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 31/08/2023
Sidney Powell wants to sever her case from the other defendants saying she had “no contact” with the other perpetrators. In related news, Powell’s body has filed a motion to sever itself from her brain, similarly claiming no prior contact.
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Jenipurr @jenipurr.bsky.social · 31/08/2023
If only you could hear her screeching. This wee baby's voice is *piercing* when she's angry. But after she's fed she rolls around in my hands and purrs and it's all worth it. #FosterKittens
A one week old grey and white tuxedo kitten (eyes not yet open), held in a hand.
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Jenipurr @jenipurr.bsky.social · 31/08/2023
Last night I switched to feeding my wee bottle baby foster kitten every 3 hours from every 2 to 2.5 and you wouldn't think half an hour extra sleep between feedings would make that much difference, but it does, OH YES IT DOES. #FosterKittens #SoTired
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Jenipurr @jenipurr.bsky.social · 25/08/2023
Gladys Kravitz, but wearing llamas. (With foster kitten Ada Lovelace) #LifeWithCats #ManxSyndromeCats #IncontinentCats #CatsInDiapers #MissPoo
A fluffy cat wearing pink diapers with llamas on them, peering intently out the window, sitting by a tabby and white kitten looking annoyed.
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 23/08/2023
I won’t be watching tonight’s GOP debate. If I wanted to watch a bunch of invertebrates gathered together, I could visit the Aquarium.
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Ellen Datlow @datlow.bsky.social · 23/08/2023
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Jenipurr @jenipurr.bsky.social · 23/08/2023
Someone has her sassy pants on. #LifeWithCats #ManxSyndromeCats #IncontinentCats #CatsInDiapers #MissPoo
A calico and white fluffy cat lying on her side and  smacking out with her paw, while wearing diapers with blue submarines.
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Jenipurr @jenipurr.bsky.social · 23/08/2023
There are five three-months-old foster kittens running around the house currently and in case you were wondering, that is a LOT OF CHAOS, with a soundtrack of *thunder skitter thump CRASH*.
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Jenipurr @jenipurr.bsky.social · 23/08/2023
Hello world!
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