Sign in

Jen In the 314

@jeninthe314.bsky.social
554 followers 215 following 1.1K posts

Recovering twitter user. Small business owner. Ballet teacher, gymnastics fan.

PostsRepliesMedia
Jen In the 314 @jeninthe314.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Whomever keeps putting the paper towels in my bathrooms at the dance studio vs leaving them on the counter just outside the bathroom… may you enjoy 130 children per week in YOUR bathroom. You too can spend $ on the resultant plumbing issues from little hands flushing paper towels. Be blessed. 🤬
100
Jen In the 314 @jeninthe314.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
See this is why Im not touching my student loan.. 1) I just knew it was some bs to scare people w a “deadline” to get people to enroll in a more expensive plan. 2)they are so inept that again, there is no reason to enroll in a new loan structure under this administration.
000
Jen In the 314 @jeninthe314.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The face you make when you woke up your human 3 times between 6-10am by jumping off the bed then barking at your human to get up with you.
110
Jen In the 314 @jeninthe314.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My random thinking… what ever happened with the President of Venezuela who was kidnapped by djt?
010
Jen In the 314 @jeninthe314.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
“They got Mitch McConnell out here looking like a 404 error” “rigor tortoise” 2 of the best comments on tiktok rn I actually laughed out loud.
010
Jen In the 314 @jeninthe314.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
In dumb shit our city govt does, I give you Andy’s sunflowers. istg.. smdh.
030
Jen In the 314 @jeninthe314.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Living in this libertarian fantasy of never having any federal or state guidance on health stuff like lettuce with parasites, measles outbreaks, etc is some actual bullshit.
031
Jen In the 314 @jeninthe314.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Should I get a titer test to see if I need a mmr booster or just assume because im 55 I need an mmr booster. Asking because some asshole with measles was all over stl last weekend. Bars, ballgame, target etc.. smdh.
130
Jen In the 314 @jeninthe314.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Trying out this chicken sausage with pineapple & ginger. I threw in some eggs in case I dont like the sausage.
110
Jen In the 314 @jeninthe314.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Wasnt the transmission. Need a new catalytic converter. Expensive yes. Transmission expensive, no. I will take the w.
100
Jen In the 314 @jeninthe314.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Up early for a transmission service. Prayers accepted that it just needs fluid.
100
Jen In the 314 @jeninthe314.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
There is a gay guy on tiktok working up a lavender marriage app to help straight women meet gay men for mutually beneficial sex free partnerships. Im very happily single, but I see the vision. ☕️
030
Jen In the 314 @jeninthe314.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Al & Armine finally got banned from coaching. It is nothing to celebrate. The pain they inflicted on gymnasts will be there forever. What will always be wild to me is that despite the deaths of 2 gymnasts years ago, parents still paid them & trusted them with their children.
000
Jen In the 314 @jeninthe314.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Sometimes I just randomly laugh at how badly the French Federation fumbled Kaylia Nemour. And how much I love this fumble for Algeria. Every time she wins something it’s a historic first for Algeria & a hearty F-U to the French Fed. 🤷🏻‍♀️
032
Jen In the 314 @jeninthe314.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
They are closing the Straubs in the CWE. Im in my feelings. Yes. It is expensive. But they have been there for me so many times when it is snowing & I need some chicken salad & snacks. I feel some kind of way.
130
Jen In the 314 @jeninthe314.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Im laboring on Labor Day getting back to some emails. But I did make myself a most excellent brunch with an egg burrito & toast & coffee. Hope you all are having a nice day!
000
Jen In the 314 @jeninthe314.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Do you ever just be sitting there watching reruns of something & remember Lindsay Graham died? Bc I just had that happen.. 🤷🏻‍♀️
000
Jen In the 314 @jeninthe314.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
my dog has bad knees. He hurt one today. He will be fine. He does this. But my god my empathy is too strong. It makes me nauseous to see him in pain.
010
Jen In the 314 @jeninthe314.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
2 of my longtime students had the audacity to grow up & head off to college… I missed them tonight. So the class decided we are gonna send them random how dare you move away texts.. lol. Bc GenX love is a smart ass who knows you well enough to give you some shit.
120
Jen In the 314 @jeninthe314.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
He woke me up at 7am today after I got only 3 hours of sleep after loading a car & driving 10 hours back from East Tennessee & unloading a car. Im so jacked up now from adrenaline trying to keep me going that I cant fall asleep & he spent most of the day like this:
130
Jen In the 314 @jeninthe314.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Perfect last day of vacation.
140
Jen In the 314 @jeninthe314.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Nice walk in the woods today.
Tree
121
Jen In the 314 @jeninthe314.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
What a day. Woke up to water in the rental car.. had to drive an hour to exchange it. Get in the new car. Blutooth doesn’t work & no usb port. Swap out that car & into a third rental car. Lost an entire day of vacay. Now Im at publix looking for dinner gonna go sleep this day off.. lordy.
000
Jen In the 314 @jeninthe314.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
When I bring the dog to the cabin I bring an air mattress to sleep on bc the beds in the cabin are way to high for him. This time I bought a memory foam portable tri-fold mattress.. I should have done this years ago, it is so comfortable! And now I have an easy to store guest bed for the loft.
150
Jen In the 314 @jeninthe314.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
So I drove to East Tennessee today & was offline all day until just now. I think I may have missed some things.. Did this happen? I just saw this on the bad site.
000
Jen In the 314 @jeninthe314.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I used to live w my ex. He snored so I bought a loft bed so I could sleep. (I live in a 1bdrm loft.) It’s been used for extra storage for 7 years. I just took it apart to get rid of it. Took 6 hours. 6. Hours. I am fucking exhausted. But my room looks so much better now.
110
Jen In the 314 @jeninthe314.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The family meeting turned into a group nap.
000
Jen In the 314 @jeninthe314.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Can I say something? I think Patrick Clancey is guilty of murder & attempted murder & these dumb cops took him at his word. I think he saw a way out so he blamed his exhausted & sick wife so he could get with the other woman. I think he drugged her & it wiped her memory.
220
Jen In the 314 @jeninthe314.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Well let’s see if my psychic powers are real. One more day!
030
Jen In the 314 @jeninthe314.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
My dog. Choked on some food. Could not get it out. I grab my keys, shoes, throw on a hoodie, Im wearing no underwear, get him in the car, race to ER vet. On Hanley, he burps, coughs some more, then pants. Im freaking out. He starts to calm down a little. Im driving faster down Brentwood..
121
Jen In the 314 @jeninthe314.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Capital Once cancelling the President of the United States credit cards for money laundering is hilarious. They were like “yea we aren’t getting implicated in this shit” 🤣
010
Jen In the 314 @jeninthe314.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Riley McCusker posted a Higgins to a beautiful double front 1/2 dismount into the pit. For anyone interested. Really hope she makes it back to elite & stays healthy.
000
Jen In the 314 @jeninthe314.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Bell was supposed to do a town hall in Webster Groves but cancelled last minute. ☕️
010
Jen In the 314 @jeninthe314.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
A guy I used to dance with wrote a whole thing on FB about how Mamdani’s grocery stores are going to ruin free market food capitalism. 🙄 I could give less fucks but it is kinda funny in the midst of a capitalist driven food borne shit storm. moral of the story is I have no business being on FB. ☕️
000
Jen In the 314 @jeninthe314.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Just going to leave this here… Prediction for August 4th: “Mitch McConnell has passed away while recovering at the rehab.”
000
Jen In the 314 @jeninthe314.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Thanks to my neighbor who took my package home, opened it, then returned it to my front door with an apology note.
010
Jen In the 314 @jeninthe314.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Not a lot going on over here.
011
Jen In the 314 @jeninthe314.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
just saw the Dance St Louis season brochure. It’s down to 3 companies & the festival. He ruined Hartford Ballet, got fired from Ballet Tucson, got fired from this org years ago after he ruined their endowment. They unbelievably brought him back. May the ghost of Sally Bliss take care of this mess.
010
Jen In the 314 @jeninthe314.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Ive reached peak lazy today. Thank you for your concern. Also thx to Thrive market on Forest Park for allowing me to not have to cook anything today, thus supporting my peak lazy vacation day.
020
Jen In the 314 @jeninthe314.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Watching the interview Jen Welch did with Hunter Biden. He is so endearing.
000
Jen In the 314 @jeninthe314.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Having a nice Sunday.. my friend Katie came by to hang out which made me straighten up the loft, cleaned up the car bc I have to take the StepDad to an eye appt tmrw morning, gonna walk on the treadmill & eat leftovers for dinner. I usually work on Sundays, so it’s nice to have a normal one.
000
Jen In the 314 @jeninthe314.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
020
Jen In the 314 @jeninthe314.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I switched my weather channel app to the retro look.. wild how that feels comforting? anyway, who else in the cable tv years would put the weather channel on all the time bc the music was nice? lol
photo of the old weather channel.
120
Jen In the 314 @jeninthe314.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Rome is burning so the “let the peasants eat cake” legislation is daylight savings time. hilarious. I could care less, but the sun wont be up till around 8:30 & the “morning people” are so big mad.. lol..
100
Jen In the 314 @jeninthe314.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I keep re-remembering classics are this weekend. I know it is just classics but I am excited to see some gymnastics.
100
Reposted by Jen In the 314
Kevin Tompkins @ktompkinsii.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Me: "It's time to start eating healthy." Lettuce: "I'm going to give you explosive diarrhea!" Chips and cookies in my pantry: "I would never do that to you."
200130632240
Jen In the 314 @jeninthe314.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Suni is coming back to elite this is not a drill.. 🙏🏼🥹
010
Reposted by Jen In the 314
­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 14/07/2026
MAHA is the reason we cant safely eat vegetables anymore which is. funny
501231166
Jen In the 314 @jeninthe314.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
No we do not have to be nice about someone who was a complete ass when they die. In fact, I think it rather appropriate to be honest about how someone lived. I have always thought it was odd how people shift to “saying something nice” when someone has caused pain to a vast population. 🤷🏻‍♀️
020