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Jen In the 314

@jeninthe314.bsky.social
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Recovering twitter user. Small business owner. Ballet teacher, gymnastics fan.

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Jen In the 314 @jeninthe314.bsky.social · 21h
If I remember correctly, a Scaramucci is 10 days. She was about half that.
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Jen In the 314 @jeninthe314.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
For the first time in like… many years… I have no teeth that need a root canal. Had a tooth saved today that will anchor a 3 unit bridge in the near future. Need a crown on another tooth that had a root canal a few years ago. And some fillings. Ive never been so happy to get a root canal.
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Jen In the 314 @jeninthe314.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Yes… I remember 2015-16 was when it went way off the rails with bots.
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Jen In the 314 @jeninthe314.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Gotta say… blowing up some bot farms 3 weeks before the midterms is:
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Jen In the 314 @jeninthe314.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I was thinking earlier today how wild it is seeing people find out in real time how much russian bots have ruined social media. And some of us remember twitter 2010ish when it started. So many different human experiences simultaneously colliding.
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Jen In the 314 @jeninthe314.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
At the Dentist… getting these teeth fixed up.. need a million things fixed but grateful for my business doing so well so I can afford it. Also if you ever saw Dr Harris in the city, a nice young man has taken over her practice. Hope Monday is treating you all with love.
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Jen In the 314 @jeninthe314.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
2 blocks from the stadium. Across the street from 2 established loft buildings (mine included) & several businesses. Would have made a lovely mixed use bldg of lofts/businesses. Fuck these capitalists to the moon.
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Jen In the 314 @jeninthe314.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
For some reason everyone in STL is at the Schnucks on Clayton road at 5:45pm on a Saturday.
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Jen In the 314 @jeninthe314.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It is wild how they want to ban drag brunches but are cool with a televised execution. wild. asf.
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Jen In the 314 @jeninthe314.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
public execution? This week went from the plague? to a televised public execution? I truly cannot even.
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Jen In the 314 @jeninthe314.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I got a threatening email from the feds today saying if I dont pick a repayment plan for my student loan Im going to be “put on one” against my will. mkay. I actually know I dont. There was a legal case 2 weeks ago saying as much. They are trying to scare people into signing up for their plan
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Jen In the 314 @jeninthe314.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
So far this week: got some nasty pain in my lower abs, back on an antibiotic for a uti, this makes me really feel like ass, so I left early from work which made me cry in the car on the way home and I just squirted soap directly in my eye in the shower.
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Jen In the 314 @jeninthe314.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Whomever keeps putting the paper towels in my bathrooms at the dance studio vs leaving them on the counter just outside the bathroom… may you enjoy 130 children per week in YOUR bathroom. You too can spend $ on the resultant plumbing issues from little hands flushing paper towels. Be blessed. 🤬
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Jen In the 314 @jeninthe314.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
See this is why Im not touching my student loan.. 1) I just knew it was some bs to scare people w a “deadline” to get people to enroll in a more expensive plan. 2)they are so inept that again, there is no reason to enroll in a new loan structure under this administration.
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Jen In the 314 @jeninthe314.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The face you make when you woke up your human 3 times between 6-10am by jumping off the bed then barking at your human to get up with you.
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Jen In the 314 @jeninthe314.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My random thinking… what ever happened with the President of Venezuela who was kidnapped by djt?
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Jen In the 314 @jeninthe314.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
“They got Mitch McConnell out here looking like a 404 error” “rigor tortoise” 2 of the best comments on tiktok rn I actually laughed out loud.
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Jen In the 314 @jeninthe314.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
In dumb shit our city govt does, I give you Andy’s sunflowers. istg.. smdh.
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Jen In the 314 @jeninthe314.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Yea I am leaning towards skipping the titer and just getting the booster.
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Jen In the 314 @jeninthe314.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Living in this libertarian fantasy of never having any federal or state guidance on health stuff like lettuce with parasites, measles outbreaks, etc is some actual bullshit.
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Jen In the 314 @jeninthe314.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Should I get a titer test to see if I need a mmr booster or just assume because im 55 I need an mmr booster. Asking because some asshole with measles was all over stl last weekend. Bars, ballgame, target etc.. smdh.
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Jen In the 314 @jeninthe314.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Trying out this chicken sausage with pineapple & ginger. I threw in some eggs in case I dont like the sausage.
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Jen In the 314 @jeninthe314.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
i stg I saw one last week on Jefferson ave that was 2022.. 🤣
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Jen In the 314 @jeninthe314.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Yes ma’am I will take the w lol
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Jen In the 314 @jeninthe314.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Wasnt the transmission. Need a new catalytic converter. Expensive yes. Transmission expensive, no. I will take the w.
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Jen In the 314 @jeninthe314.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Up early for a transmission service. Prayers accepted that it just needs fluid.
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Jen In the 314 @jeninthe314.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
There is a gay guy on tiktok working up a lavender marriage app to help straight women meet gay men for mutually beneficial sex free partnerships. Im very happily single, but I see the vision. ☕️
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Jen In the 314 @jeninthe314.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Al & Armine finally got banned from coaching. It is nothing to celebrate. The pain they inflicted on gymnasts will be there forever. What will always be wild to me is that despite the deaths of 2 gymnasts years ago, parents still paid them & trusted them with their children.
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Jen In the 314 @jeninthe314.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Sometimes I just randomly laugh at how badly the French Federation fumbled Kaylia Nemour. And how much I love this fumble for Algeria. Every time she wins something it’s a historic first for Algeria & a hearty F-U to the French Fed. 🤷🏻‍♀️
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Jen In the 314 @jeninthe314.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
lol yes that being hungry does have a motivational quality..
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Jen In the 314 @jeninthe314.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The adhd way of being is so aggravating. Bc you know it will take like 15 minutes to do something. While it takes 6 hours to MAYBE get yourself up to do said thing. (looking at my dishes/laundry/updating my website/ etc etc..
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Jen In the 314 @jeninthe314.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
They are closing the Straubs in the CWE. Im in my feelings. Yes. It is expensive. But they have been there for me so many times when it is snowing & I need some chicken salad & snacks. I feel some kind of way.
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Jen In the 314 @jeninthe314.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Im laboring on Labor Day getting back to some emails. But I did make myself a most excellent brunch with an egg burrito & toast & coffee. Hope you all are having a nice day!
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Jen In the 314 @jeninthe314.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Do you ever just be sitting there watching reruns of something & remember Lindsay Graham died? Bc I just had that happen.. 🤷🏻‍♀️
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Jen In the 314 @jeninthe314.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
my dog has bad knees. He hurt one today. He will be fine. He does this. But my god my empathy is too strong. It makes me nauseous to see him in pain.
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Jen In the 314 @jeninthe314.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
2 of my longtime students had the audacity to grow up & head off to college… I missed them tonight. So the class decided we are gonna send them random how dare you move away texts.. lol. Bc GenX love is a smart ass who knows you well enough to give you some shit.
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Jen In the 314 @jeninthe314.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Thank you! I finally got some sleep lol… this damn dog tho.. lordy.. lmao.
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Jen In the 314 @jeninthe314.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
He woke me up at 7am today after I got only 3 hours of sleep after loading a car & driving 10 hours back from East Tennessee & unloading a car. Im so jacked up now from adrenaline trying to keep me going that I cant fall asleep & he spent most of the day like this:
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Jen In the 314 @jeninthe314.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Perfect last day of vacation.
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Jen In the 314 @jeninthe314.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Nice walk in the woods today.
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Jen In the 314 @jeninthe314.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
What a day. Woke up to water in the rental car.. had to drive an hour to exchange it. Get in the new car. Blutooth doesn’t work & no usb port. Swap out that car & into a third rental car. Lost an entire day of vacay. Now Im at publix looking for dinner gonna go sleep this day off.. lordy.
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Jen In the 314 @jeninthe314.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
When I bring the dog to the cabin I bring an air mattress to sleep on bc the beds in the cabin are way to high for him. This time I bought a memory foam portable tri-fold mattress.. I should have done this years ago, it is so comfortable! And now I have an easy to store guest bed for the loft.
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Jen In the 314 @jeninthe314.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
So I drove to East Tennessee today & was offline all day until just now. I think I may have missed some things.. Did this happen? I just saw this on the bad site.
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Jen In the 314 @jeninthe314.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I follow her! I know exactly who this is.. spot on description I am lmao 🤣
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Jen In the 314 @jeninthe314.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I used to live w my ex. He snored so I bought a loft bed so I could sleep. (I live in a 1bdrm loft.) It’s been used for extra storage for 7 years. I just took it apart to get rid of it. Took 6 hours. 6. Hours. I am fucking exhausted. But my room looks so much better now.
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Jen In the 314 @jeninthe314.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The family meeting turned into a group nap.
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Jen In the 314 @jeninthe314.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Can I say something? I think Patrick Clancey is guilty of murder & attempted murder & these dumb cops took him at his word. I think he saw a way out so he blamed his exhausted & sick wife so he could get with the other woman. I think he drugged her & it wiped her memory.
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Jen In the 314 @jeninthe314.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Well let’s see if my psychic powers are real. One more day!
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Jen In the 314 @jeninthe314.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Im still mad at it today. I stg this damn dog. I was afraid to give him dry food this a.m. He got some applesauce & boiled chicken. Yes. Canes has never betrayed us like this. 🤣 Thank god for the vet being a real one last night.
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