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JeniEats @jenieats.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

When your daughter’s favorite restaurant is Outback, you go to Outback a lot 😂

JeniEats @jenieats.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Millennial problems - show up at Punch for pizza takeout and overhear them say, “there are actually orders for three Jennifers.”

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Cranberry Bog Witch @yeoldebogwitch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Cooking together is not romantic. In fact gtfo of my kitchen.

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JeniEats @jenieats.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Can I just say that indoor kids playgrounds that charge adults suck! You think I came here to play 😂

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JeniEats @jenieats.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

The Costco impulse buy we didn’t know we needed

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JeniEats @jenieats.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

New post! jenieats.substack.com/p/what-do-a-...

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JeniEats @jenieats.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Is it “collaboration” or is it just shared trauma?

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JeniEats @jenieats.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

You know it’s gonna be good candy when the bag looks like this

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Neiman Marcus closed its downtown Dallas flagship on Wednesday. The store played a notable role in the history of desegregation in Dallas. Previously, Black shoppers across the US could enter department stores, but they weren't allowed to try on clothes without adhering to certain conditions. 🧵

A notice about the Neiman Marcus store opening in downtown Dallas.

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JeniEats @jenieats.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I swear that fall air carried smells the best. Downtown Stillwater smells like waffle cones and fudge shops, grilled onions, fancy candle stores and book shops.

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JeniEats @jenieats.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Downtown Stillwater is delightfully decked out for Halloween 🎃

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JeniEats @jenieats.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

For old foodies like me, it’s a tease to keep reading about Evergreen Cafe opening in Sun Street’s old location and not being a reincarnation of the old Evergreen that used to serve vegan Taiwanese food in the basement on Eat Street

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JeniEats @jenieats.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I don’t know what was more therapeutic - my therapy session or eating a bunch Old Dutch and Top the Tater afterwards

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JeniEats @jenieats.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Did a double take at the store.

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JeniEats @jenieats.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The easiest way to make new friends in your forties is to commiserate with strangers over perimenopause symptoms

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JeniEats @jenieats.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Tonight I just wanted to write about my stubborn dog. jenieats.substack.com/p/when-you-g...

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When you give a dog a pill

The answer is braunschweiger

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JeniEats @jenieats.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Is there a support group for women going through it with perimenopause symptoms who just want a hug 😭

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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 27/09/2026

two households, both alike in dignity

a jar of lao gan ma crispy chilli in oil next to a bottle of heinz garlic mayo

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JeniEats @jenieats.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Sometimes I think about how my firstborn grew up to the sound of Anthony Bourdain’s voice as I watched every episode Cook’s Tour & No Reservations as I nursed and rocked her to sleep. (Spouse and I took night shifts) My second grew up listening to every episode of Community😂

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JeniEats @jenieats.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I’ve had my fair share of martinis and make good ones at home - but it is true that you will not find a better martini than Moscow on the Hill.

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JeniEats @jenieats.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I’m sure I’m on some kind of list, but I love filling out the employee voice surveys honestly, whenever we’re asked to do something that doesn’t make sense I ask, “but why?” and I like to say, “this is approaching Office Space territory!” when things approach Office Space territory

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JD Long @jdlong.cerebralmastication.com · 26/09/2026

Iced coffee is amateurish. Pros show up to interviews with a plate of ribs wrapped in aluminum foil and a roll of paper towels.

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JeniEats @jenieats.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Of course you should be able to bring an iced coffee to a job interview, but you shouldn’t if you want to play the game. Many things about working in corporate don’t make sense and they’re not for our benefit. That’s my hot take, kids.

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JeniEats @jenieats.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

My little kids watch too many Nick DiGiovanni videos and asked if could go to a restaurants to try caviar tonight 😭

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JeniEats @jenieats.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

New post! jenieats.substack.com/p/something-...

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JeniEats @jenieats.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Minneapolis. Truly a hellhole

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Nate Pentz @natepentz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I had a call from a new client this weekend who said they found me by searching Democrat realtor near their city. Hell yea.

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JeniEats @jenieats.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

but why is the free birthday cake at Mancini’s so good?!?

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#1 Lifelong Houston Cougs Fan Brandi 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

This city is too small for no one to know someone whose friend touched a bat today

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taylr @taylordahlin.com · 19/09/2026

if you’re the white woman who was picking up a bat in downtown minneapolis on hennepin ave between washington & 3rd on 9/15 at noon, the minnesota department of health would like to talk to you because that shit was RABID! i would also like to talk to you because girl, wtf

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DEPARTMENT OF HEALTH
protecting, maintaining and improving the health of il Minesotans
RABID BAT FOUND ON SIDEWALK
On Tuesday, September 15 at about 12pm, a bat was found on the sidewalk on Hennepin Ave between N. Washington Ave and N 3°St.
The bat died and was sent for rabies testing. This bat tested positive for
rabies.
A woman was seen crouching by the bat and putting it into a bag. She was described as a 25-to-30-year-old white woman, about 5'5", with curly brown hair and a curly-haired golden retriever-like dog. If this was you, please call 911 and ask to be connected to Animal Care & Control.
Bites from bats are tiny, may be painless, and may not leave a mark. An person who had physical contact or touched this bat should talk with health care provider this weekend for assessment. During the week, Minnesota Department of Health can also provide rabies assessments at 651-201-5414.
If vou did not touch or have any contact with the bat, you have no risk of rabies and do not need shots.

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JeniEats @jenieats.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

My favorite thing about RTO mandates is not only how gas is at an all time high, but how leadership makes us report metrics on everything we do, but refuses to share any metrics about the impact RTO is actually having

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JeniEats @jenieats.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Feeling kind of salty upon finding the vet owners of the practice we go to sold it to private equity and left, and then I found it out by snooping.

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JeniEats @jenieats.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I’m really good at getting in whatever line at 7Brew that doesn’t move

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JeniEats @jenieats.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Can we stop pretending that “I knew it, I knew you” is a good song

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JeniEats @jenieats.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Of everything is a Cities 97 original, does that mean that nothing is a Cities 97 original

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JeniEats @jenieats.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Today’s impulse buy (from Patina’s small Halloween section)

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JeniEats @jenieats.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

My Elizabeth Holmes work outfit is black pants and a fitted black t-shirt. Sometimes I lower my voice a couple of octaves just to fuck people.

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JeniEats @jenieats.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

In an era of low carb, selfishly annoyed but also heartened that our nearby Bruegger’s is always busy. There’s always a line and it annoys the fuck out of me but also yay bagels

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JeniEats @jenieats.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

When my manager asks me how things are going, I’m going to perform Freddie Prince Jr’s hackey sack scene from She’s All That and tell them the hackey sack is all of their projects

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JeniEats @jenieats.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Trader Joe’s capsule reviews: I look forward to stocking up on the mini pumpkin samosas every year. Spicy, flavorful.

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JeniEats @jenieats.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I hate it when people say a food item is soooo good that it doesn’t need sauce. Bitch, some of us just really love sauces.

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JeniEats @jenieats.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Hardly anyone ever talks about it, but there’s this little gelato place next to a Taco John’s in Shoreview called Gacha Gelato. They have the most ethereal flavor of gelato vaguely called “Rice milk.” It tastes like the creamiest rice pudding flecked with little pieces of rice.

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JeniEats @jenieats.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

New post! For some reason dead restaurants keep being resurrected in Minnesota. We visited the only Steak & Ale that came back to life in Burnsville. jenieats.substack.com/p/steak-and-...

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Steak & Ale is back, but the castle is still a Cowboy Jack’s

There’s still a salad bar but it’s not free.

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JeniEats @jenieats.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

“How was your day off?” Me: “Great! Just spent the morning reading all about prion diseases just for fun. Because I am a normal human being 😂”

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JeniEats @jenieats.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Cracker Barrels’s gift has pretty good Halloween game

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JeniEats @jenieats.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

My three year old told me, “If I tell a joke or make someone laugh, they get less frustrated with me!” and I was like, “That is very smart. Why do you think I keep bringing treats to work?”

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