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Jen Durbent

@jendurbent.com
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Writer. Occasional comedian. Jokes on stage, at the onion, etc. I also ran/run queercoded.com Books: on the internet on jendurbent.com and on your bookshelves. Ok. That's all for now.

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Blank Jimmy @theblankgeneration.bsky.social · 16h
"ICE" is a militia of serial KILLERS.
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Jen Durbent @jendurbent.com · 13h
The problem won't be malicious... It'll be when someone's always on open claw can't turn off the local home automation lights so somehow it gets an idea to shut off the power plant. It'll probably be more complicated than that. But not much.
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Jen Durbent @jendurbent.com · 08/10/2026
Wifey made "mock apple pie." Basically sugar, butter, brown sugar, and Ritz crackers. Tasted just like apple pie. Weird. Good though.
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Jen Durbent @jendurbent.com · 08/10/2026
The challenge was jr high.
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Jen Durbent @jendurbent.com · 08/10/2026
Anybody else remember "EverQuest divorces"?
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Jen Durbent @jendurbent.com · 08/10/2026
💯
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Sandy Ernest Allen @sandyernestallen.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
There’s a desire — consistent with our mh paradigm — to scapegoat individuals for what are clearly systemic failings.
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Jen Durbent @jendurbent.com · 08/10/2026
I feel bad for wanting maybe having 2 places to live... But just a room rental isn't bad I guess. It's not an empty skyscraper investment bullshit.
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Jen Durbent @jendurbent.com · 08/10/2026
I kind of figured out what I want to do when I grow up. I mean... I want to retire and have a midwestchouse and a room in NYC I can occasionally spend a few weeks in to do comedy. I'm not looking for fame. Just opportunities and location. Idk. Seems silly but it feels like a worthy goal.
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Jen Durbent @jendurbent.com · 08/10/2026
It's so weird to see these planets... From my yard. The universe is wild! I had something even smaller but I could catch a couple planets... Still good memories
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Jen Durbent @jendurbent.com · 08/10/2026
Congratulations though. We're doing the thing!
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Jen Durbent @jendurbent.com · 08/10/2026
Yup. If my calendar app didn't remind me I would have forgotten.
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Jen Durbent @jendurbent.com · 08/10/2026
I'm not sure how.
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Jen Durbent @jendurbent.com · 08/10/2026
You ever wonder why you keep trying to do good in the world?
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Jen Durbent @jendurbent.com · 08/10/2026
Neither.
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Jen Durbent @jendurbent.com · 08/10/2026
No regerts.
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Jen Durbent @jendurbent.com · 08/10/2026
10 years of estrogen. Feels good, eh.
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Jen Durbent @jendurbent.com · 07/10/2026
2 hours later and I still think this is funny.
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Jen Durbent @jendurbent.com · 07/10/2026
Five. Five dollar foot long.
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Jen Durbent @jendurbent.com · 07/10/2026
Lololol. I think The Paper had more local content now.
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Jen Durbent @jendurbent.com · 07/10/2026
I live in rfd. It is a mess. And the alderwoman has her own scandals, including abuse alligations. I am not an expert... But... Tom's resignation, even if you didn't like him, screwed things a lot
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 07/10/2026
oh look paid protesters
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𝖍𝖊𝖝𝖆𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖌𝖗𝖆𝖒𝖒𝖊𝖗🦇🎃🧛🏾‍♂️ @homeforinfinitelosers.online · 07/10/2026
As an Xennial I now recognize how good we had it compared to generations after us. Raised at the right time, many of us got VERY LUCKY career wise and maybe we should keep that in mind before turning into our parents.
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Jen Durbent @jendurbent.com · 07/10/2026
To Mae... Oh jeez
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Jen Durbent @jendurbent.com · 06/10/2026
Voting is easy. If someone has an R next to their name... They're probably not worth voting for. They have thrown their lot on with the evil GOP. So... This is not a both sides statement...
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Jen Durbent @jendurbent.com · 06/10/2026
<3 thank you. Just feeling lost.
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Jen Durbent @jendurbent.com · 06/10/2026
Not internet people. Sorry people in my phone lol .
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Jen Durbent @jendurbent.com · 06/10/2026
Ever just feel like nobody gives a shit about you? Even the people who maybe should?
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Lilah Sturges @lilahsturges.com · 05/10/2026
Any trans-femme writers in PDX who would like to do a writers meetup? It would be a combination get-together, writing session, and craft talk. The only criteria are that you are transfeminine and serious about your writing, whether you’ve sold anything or not. Please share with your Portland pals!
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Jen Durbent @jendurbent.com · 06/10/2026
With allies like these.
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Jen Durbent @jendurbent.com · 06/10/2026
I wonder if I could learn to play the guitar properly this time at 50. Gosh I am old.
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Jen Durbent @jendurbent.com · 06/10/2026
"Can't believe they stole the election again." That's my only prediction for the election in the US this year.
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Lex McMenamin (they/them) @lexmcmenamin.com · 05/10/2026
it is interesting that I can't find any mainstream media coverage of Altman's sister Annie going viral on social media over the weekend for uploading footage of the first hour of her deposition in her lawsuit against him (one of two) in which she is alleging years of CSA
theguardian.com
Accept ‘bad things’ in return for benefits of AI, says Sam Altman
Boss of OpenAI calls for a regulatory light touch because of the ‘good stuff’ the technology can deliver
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Jen Durbent @jendurbent.com · 06/10/2026
You're amazing and a good friend.
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Jen Durbent @jendurbent.com · 06/10/2026
Pedals! Ahhh! Look @loveandcrossbones.org
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Jen Durbent @jendurbent.com · 06/10/2026
It's so good. Sometimes I just stand in the sun and am happy I just get to be me.
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Magdaloween! 🏳️‍⚧️ @magsvisaggio.com · 05/10/2026
im living hand to mouth right now and i havent gotten any new clients in the last few days
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Jen Durbent @jendurbent.com · 06/10/2026
Seems fishy.
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Jen Durbent @jendurbent.com · 05/10/2026
Well I voted. But the envelope was already sealed thanks to humidity lol
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Jen Durbent @jendurbent.com · 05/10/2026
Ooh. Man. You must have a hell of a lunch budget. I grew up with people who now want to eradicate me. I've had bonfires, dinners, birthday parties for our kids, concerts and more. But a lunch. So I can know they think someone like me is just doing it to convert kids. What's wrong with you? Wake up
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Joséphine Altzman ✡️ יוספה בתיה @josiebrenda.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ruining Your Childhood™ for GenX, HT @mattielubchansky.com
Mattie's post from Hellsite, maybe there's one here too.
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Nancy 10/5/26 “Sluggo’s Terrible New Hat” Part 7
Nancy shudders, reflecting on her past week of Sluggo Hat Trauma… this week, the nightmare continues….
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Jen Durbent @jendurbent.com · 05/10/2026
Well. Cautiously optimistic.
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Jen Durbent @jendurbent.com · 05/10/2026
I'm sorry. Humans are not like that, typically.
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Jen Durbent @jendurbent.com · 05/10/2026
But do you not take seriously the lessons of... Everything around us?
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Jen Durbent @jendurbent.com · 05/10/2026
I realize that phrase is silly but I do not have another in mind right now.
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Jen Durbent @jendurbent.com · 05/10/2026
The unspoken rule of "effective altruism" is like a temporal colonialism. Looking to affect the future in ways that seem good to us now, not the ways the future will themselves decide. The fools.
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Jen Durbent @jendurbent.com · 04/10/2026
That's not even "fuck off future babies", it's "future babies have it better." Just a lot of thinking today about... everything....
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