Jen B 🏞🎢🎨📚⚱️
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Nashville since '84, dog and cat lover Preds STH, Tennis Fan, EPL - COYS! Snarky Gen X No DMs unless I personally know you. 💙 she/her 🐾🦞
Nashville since '84, dog and cat lover Preds STH, Tennis Fan, EPL - COYS! Snarky Gen X No DMs unless I personally know you. 💙 she/her 🐾🦞
![PANEL 1: DOLLY PARTON, in a sparkly red dress, huge blond hair, playing a guitar, aggressively sings at an auburn-haired woman quicklky reading a book.
DOLLY: [music note] Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene. I’m begging of you please don’t take my man. [music note]
PANEL 2: DOLLY continues to sing with mouth wide open as the woman (JOLENE) looks up from her book, where she is bothering no one.
DOLLY: He talks about you in his sleep, there’s nothing I can do to keep, from crying, when he calls your name, Jolene. [music note]
PANEL 3: DOLLY continues to aggressively sing at the woman who is now getting more annoyed. She still holds her book, clearly just wanting to be left alone.
DOLLY: And I can easily understand how you could easily take my man but you don’ tknow what he means to me, Jolene [music note]
PANEL 4: The scene zooms out to show JOLENE on a plane, surrounded by people minding their own business, but sitting next to a hillbilly looking man. DOLLY is still behind her, mouth wide open still singing. JOLENE is more annoyed, holding her book.
NARRATION: In the end, Jolene just switched seats.
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