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@jelte.mastodon.nl.ap.brid.gy
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Technical advisor at NPa and HeadON. Bit of everything at Ionite. Geek and maker at home. Terrible at chess. [bridged from mastodon.nl/@jelte on the fediverse by fed.brid.gy ]

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jelte @jelte.mastodon.nl.ap.brid.gy · 1h
It's always DNS
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Marjolein Tamis @willowpje.mastodon.nl.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026
Bepaalde mensen waren geweldig ❤️ #PaulienCornelisse #mensen
Een stukje uit het boek Taal Is Zeg Maar Echt Mijn Ding:

Bepaalde Mensen
'Er zijn hier mensen die proberen te slapen.' Daar bedoelt de spreker altijd zichzelf mee. 
'Bepaalde mensen hier denken dat het normaal is om tot vier uur 's nachts op een djembé te beuken.' Daar bedoelt de spreker nooit zichzelf mee. 
Kortom: 'mensen' zijn we zelf. 'Bepaalde mensen' zijn de anderen.
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jelte @jelte.mastodon.nl.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
1313 :/ lists.debian.org/debian-security-an…
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[SECURITY] [DSA 6528-1] linux security update
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M.S. Bellows, Jr. @msbellows.c.im.ap.brid.gy · 24/09/2026
I'm so old, I remember when software that spread into the wild and infiltrated other people's computers and did harmful things to them that the users didn't ask it to was called "malware" instead of "AI" and the people that spread it were prosecuted instead of given billions in venture capital […]
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Djoerd Hiemstra 🍉 @djoerd.idf.social.ap.brid.gy · 22/09/2026
"Klöpping-corvee", onderzoekers die mogen opdraven om de misinformatie van Alexander Klöpping te herstellen: 😆 (ingezonden brief in Vrij Nederland) www.netkwesties.nl/documenten/20290…
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jelte @jelte.mastodon.nl.ap.brid.gy · 19/09/2026
Oh come on guys and gals, you can do better these days
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jelte @jelte.mastodon.nl.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2026
I finally looked into #duckdb for some of my analytics, and wow. HOW.
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jelte @jelte.mastodon.nl.ap.brid.gy · 09/09/2026
Just got a fake whatsapp message from an account claiming to be uber. Obviously some spam/phish trap, but somehow it does have the 'verified by Meta' label. Beware.
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jonny (nonvenomous) @jonny.neuromatch.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/09/2026
OpenAI claims that they used 300 billion output tokens from a swarm of ~10,000 concurrent instances of an internal model that is almost certainly larger and more expensive to run than GPT-6. That's the total token output, including exploring related problems, which, along with spying on other […]
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jelte @jelte.mastodon.nl.ap.brid.gy · 08/09/2026
O(1), O(log n), O(n), O(n²), O(AI)
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jelte @jelte.mastodon.nl.ap.brid.gy · 07/09/2026
RE: social.jvns.ca/@b0rk_reruns/1172318… Few things show the elegance of the pipe as well as `sort | uniq -c | sort -n`
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jelte @jelte.mastodon.nl.ap.brid.gy · 05/09/2026
Please let me state a small and presumably futile declaration that I still hope that at some point the @playdate Stereo Dock project is revived playdate-wiki.com/wiki/Playdate_Ste…
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Playdate Stereo Dock
The Playdate Stereo Dock was an unreleased accessory for the Playdate. Development was "paused" indefinitely in October 2024[1] with Panic citing multiple challenges in development.[2]
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jelte @jelte.mastodon.nl.ap.brid.gy · 05/09/2026
Ethical arguments aside, all the software that I use (or used to use) where the devs have embraced LLMs for development seem to have significantly declined in quality and stability.
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jelte @jelte.mastodon.nl.ap.brid.gy · 04/09/2026
This bothers me way more than it probably should.
Picture of a page from a children's book, showing a drawing of a starry night with a moon. Some stars are drawn over the shaded part of the moon.
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Matt Henderson @matthen.com · 26/08/2026
To tell if a maze is solvable, just hang it by its corners If it tears into pieces, you’ve found a solution
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jelte @jelte.mastodon.nl.ap.brid.gy · 24/08/2026
RE: mastodon.nl/@teletekstbot/117149546… De juiste beslissing.
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jelte @jelte.mastodon.nl.ap.brid.gy · 24/08/2026
birth school yaml yaml yaml yaml death
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Pippa🏒💙🤍❤️ @pippa.famichiki.jp.ap.brid.gy · 20/08/2026
mood
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jelte @jelte.mastodon.nl.ap.brid.gy · 17/08/2026
Say what you will about 'branded' vulnerability disclosures, at least they tend to provide understandable information about the issue, which functionality it.concerns, whether you might be affected, and often how to mitigate while waiting for the patch to propagate. As opposed to raw CVEs like […]
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jelte @jelte.mastodon.nl.ap.brid.gy · 06/08/2026
Never mind all the other reasons, the simple fact that @Codeberg supports IPv6 is a reason to choose it over Github.
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jelte @jelte.mastodon.nl.ap.brid.gy · 06/08/2026
De hele FIFA is door en door corrupt en als je als voetbalbond ook maar een greintje respect voor de sport hebt dan stap je er per direct uit. nos.nl/artikel/2625696-infantino-kr…
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Infantino krijgt steun van volledige FIFA-top, blijft voorzitter en biedt excuses aan
Gianni Infantino blijft voorlopig aan als voorzitter van wereldvoetbalbond FIFA. Dat is de uitkomst van een spoedoverleg van de FIFA in het Marokkaanse Rabat.
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jelte @jelte.mastodon.nl.ap.brid.gy · 26/07/2026
Whenever someone argues 'this is the inevitable future of software development' I assume they are writing that using a VR headset while riding their Segway on the way to a fully AR office to have a meeting on their NFT portfolio.
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BOplaid @boplaid.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 25/07/2026
Great news! Debian has a new GR to ban LLMs: www.debian.org/vote/2026/vote_002 @davidgerard
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General Resolution: LLM usage in Debian
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jelte @jelte.mastodon.nl.ap.brid.gy · 17/07/2026
RE: mastodon.art/@vmaderna/116936041054… IT'S SO CUTE IT HURTS
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jelte @jelte.mastodon.nl.ap.brid.gy · 17/07/2026
Turns out that shit does trickle down.
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Glyph @glyph.im · 16/07/2026
for my own computing needs I feel like I am not going to be able to get away from OSes where I am going to be risking LLM-generated bugs and associated externalities. there will be some people with different needs as well as considerably more technical skill and willpower than me, who are going […]
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jelte @jelte.mastodon.nl.ap.brid.gy · 16/07/2026
bitkeeper is just a tool
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jelte @jelte.mastodon.nl.ap.brid.gy · 16/07/2026
My perl script is more stable than your yaml file.
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760ceb3b9c0ba4872cadf3ce35a7a494 @760ceb3b9c0ba4872cadf3ce35a7a4.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 10/07/2026
ok this is so cool. this LED manufacturer designed maybe the coolest demo brochure possible for their COB LEDs, its a ringed binder where each of the pages is a PCB that you plug in and can control via touch to toggle which strips are on 🤯 #electronics
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jelte @jelte.mastodon.nl.ap.brid.gy · 10/07/2026
"Deze mail werd samengesteld via hetzelfde systeem dat wij voor klanten inzetten, en verstuurd naar duizenden contacten tegelijk. Toch voelt hij persoonlijk." Nou nee, dat voelt hij niet. Zelden heb ik een mail gezien die zo dood aanvoelt als deze. Ga weg.
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jelte @jelte.mastodon.nl.ap.brid.gy · 08/07/2026
is it me or does Pycharm have a lot more small daily annoyances than it did, say, a year ago. Like the doubleshift search (useful!) suddenly also popping up when you're just typing (annoying!).
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jelte @jelte.mastodon.nl.ap.brid.gy · 04/07/2026
Plane with trailing banner just flew over. What year is this
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jelte @jelte.mastodon.nl.ap.brid.gy · 30/06/2026
🎶 We liggen eruit en dat is pri-hi-ma...
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jelte @jelte.mastodon.nl.ap.brid.gy · 27/06/2026
*hug* i value you, goose
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jelte @jelte.mastodon.nl.ap.brid.gy · 27/06/2026
Yegads from which of the circles of hell did the UPS website spawn. 'need additional address details for delivery', 'sign up for My Choice to edit details', 'your address cannot be validated', 'my choice is not available in your region', 'error: your account is already connected', 'you can't […]
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Alex R @alexreid.org · 26/06/2026
The law locks up the man or woman Who steals the goose from off the common But leaves the greater villain loose Who does not think to value goose #goose
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jelte @jelte.mastodon.nl.ap.brid.gy · 26/06/2026
lol one of my services' password reset emails just got a 'like'. Also, wtf one of my services' password reset emails just got a 'like'.
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jelte @jelte.mastodon.nl.ap.brid.gy · 26/06/2026
Today was not a good day to have to move a bunch of heavy things
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jelte @jelte.mastodon.nl.ap.brid.gy · 26/06/2026
Where do the shareholders think the #goose came from?
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jelte @jelte.mastodon.nl.ap.brid.gy · 26/06/2026
werk ff door aan een natrium-ion batterij geschikt voor thuisgebruik en kets die bij iedereen neer nos.nl/artikel/2620354-tienduizende…
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Tienduizenden huishoudens moeten helpen overbelasting stroomnet op te lossen
Regionale netbeheerders willen samen met energiebedrijven tienduizenden huishoudens inzetten om de problemen op het stroomnet op te lossen.
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jelte @jelte.mastodon.nl.ap.brid.gy · 25/06/2026
So Untitled Goose Game is social commentary on the way the financial sector behaves
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jelte @jelte.mastodon.nl.ap.brid.gy · 17/06/2026
My inner voice just said 'Gollem! Gollem!' while working on a database model and I may need to find a different field of work now.
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jelte @jelte.mastodon.nl.ap.brid.gy · 14/06/2026
I is ambush #catsofmastodon
Lawn with reasonably high grass. A cat is sitting on the lawn, with just the top of hear head poking out the grass.
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jelte @jelte.mastodon.nl.ap.brid.gy · 14/06/2026
Can someone please go and make a recipe website where you can filter to exclude ingredients and ingredient types. Thanks!
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jelte @jelte.mastodon.nl.ap.brid.gy · 13/06/2026
That is one premium baguette
Screenshot of a food ordering app where a baguette with garlic butter has a price of €4952502.50
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Bert Hubert NL 🇺🇦🇪🇺🇺🇦 @bert-hubert.mastodon.nl.ap.brid.gy · 08/06/2026
Een luchtig stukje over gietijzeren pannen. Maar, ook uitstekend te lezen als een parabel over big-tech: de enorme bezwaren waar mensen mee komen als je ze *iets anders* aanraadt. Maar, net zulke issues komen *wij* mogelijk als iemand ons andere pannen aanraadt. Hopelijk leerzaam over pannen, of […]
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jelte @jelte.mastodon.nl.ap.brid.gy · 02/06/2026
The latest genAI trend is Ragemaxxing
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jelte @jelte.mastodon.nl.ap.brid.gy · 29/05/2026
Yeah... if you need to cold-email me about your SEO skills, they're probably not that great.
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jelte @jelte.mastodon.nl.ap.brid.gy · 22/05/2026
RE: mastodon.social/@marver/11661774281… CAN WE STOP DOING THESE ON FRIDAYS
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