Reposted by jelteMarjolein Tamis @willowpje.mastodon.nl.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026Bepaalde mensen waren geweldig ❤️ #PaulienCornelisse #mensen 031
jelte @jelte.mastodon.nl.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/20261313 :/ lists.debian.org/debian-security-an…lists.debian.org[SECURITY] [DSA 6528-1] linux security update 001
Reposted by jelteM.S. Bellows, Jr. @msbellows.c.im.ap.brid.gy · 24/09/2026I'm so old, I remember when software that spread into the wild and infiltrated other people's computers and did harmful things to them that the users didn't ask it to was called "malware" instead of "AI" and the people that spread it were prosecuted instead of given billions in venture capital […]c.imOriginal post on c.im 12017
Reposted by jelteDjoerd Hiemstra 🍉 @djoerd.idf.social.ap.brid.gy · 22/09/2026"Klöpping-corvee", onderzoekers die mogen opdraven om de misinformatie van Alexander Klöpping te herstellen: 😆 (ingezonden brief in Vrij Nederland) www.netkwesties.nl/documenten/20290… 012
jelte @jelte.mastodon.nl.ap.brid.gy · 19/09/2026Oh come on guys and gals, you can do better these days 000
jelte @jelte.mastodon.nl.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2026I finally looked into #duckdb for some of my analytics, and wow. HOW. 010
jelte @jelte.mastodon.nl.ap.brid.gy · 09/09/2026Just got a fake whatsapp message from an account claiming to be uber. Obviously some spam/phish trap, but somehow it does have the 'verified by Meta' label. Beware. 000
Reposted by jeltejonny (nonvenomous) @jonny.neuromatch.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/09/2026OpenAI claims that they used 300 billion output tokens from a swarm of ~10,000 concurrent instances of an internal model that is almost certainly larger and more expensive to run than GPT-6. That's the total token output, including exploring related problems, which, along with spying on other […]neuromatch.socialOriginal post on neuromatch.social 001
jelte @jelte.mastodon.nl.ap.brid.gy · 07/09/2026RE: social.jvns.ca/@b0rk_reruns/1172318… Few things show the elegance of the pipe as well as `sort | uniq -c | sort -n`social.jvns.ca 001
jelte @jelte.mastodon.nl.ap.brid.gy · 05/09/2026Please let me state a small and presumably futile declaration that I still hope that at some point the @playdate Stereo Dock project is revived playdate-wiki.com/wiki/Playdate_Ste…playdate-wiki.comPlaydate Stereo DockThe Playdate Stereo Dock was an unreleased accessory for the Playdate. Development was "paused" indefinitely in October 2024[1] with Panic citing multiple challenges in development.[2] 000
jelte @jelte.mastodon.nl.ap.brid.gy · 05/09/2026Ethical arguments aside, all the software that I use (or used to use) where the devs have embraced LLMs for development seem to have significantly declined in quality and stability. 010
jelte @jelte.mastodon.nl.ap.brid.gy · 04/09/2026This bothers me way more than it probably should. 000
Reposted by jelteMatt Henderson @matthen.com · 26/08/2026To tell if a maze is solvable, just hang it by its corners If it tears into pieces, you’ve found a solution 694157870
jelte @jelte.mastodon.nl.ap.brid.gy · 24/08/2026RE: mastodon.nl/@teletekstbot/117149546… De juiste beslissing.mastodon.nl 000
jelte @jelte.mastodon.nl.ap.brid.gy · 17/08/2026Say what you will about 'branded' vulnerability disclosures, at least they tend to provide understandable information about the issue, which functionality it.concerns, whether you might be affected, and often how to mitigate while waiting for the patch to propagate. As opposed to raw CVEs like […]mastodon.nlOriginal post on mastodon.nl 000
jelte @jelte.mastodon.nl.ap.brid.gy · 06/08/2026Never mind all the other reasons, the simple fact that @Codeberg supports IPv6 is a reason to choose it over Github. 020
jelte @jelte.mastodon.nl.ap.brid.gy · 06/08/2026De hele FIFA is door en door corrupt en als je als voetbalbond ook maar een greintje respect voor de sport hebt dan stap je er per direct uit. nos.nl/artikel/2625696-infantino-kr…nos.nlInfantino krijgt steun van volledige FIFA-top, blijft voorzitter en biedt excuses aanGianni Infantino blijft voorlopig aan als voorzitter van wereldvoetbalbond FIFA. Dat is de uitkomst van een spoedoverleg van de FIFA in het Marokkaanse Rabat. 000
jelte @jelte.mastodon.nl.ap.brid.gy · 26/07/2026Whenever someone argues 'this is the inevitable future of software development' I assume they are writing that using a VR headset while riding their Segway on the way to a fully AR office to have a meeting on their NFT portfolio. 000
Reposted by jelteBOplaid @boplaid.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 25/07/2026Great news! Debian has a new GR to ban LLMs: www.debian.org/vote/2026/vote_002 @davidgerarddebian.orgGeneral Resolution: LLM usage in Debian 2523
jelte @jelte.mastodon.nl.ap.brid.gy · 17/07/2026RE: mastodon.art/@vmaderna/116936041054… IT'S SO CUTE IT HURTSmastodon.art 000
Reposted by jelteGlyph @glyph.im · 16/07/2026for my own computing needs I feel like I am not going to be able to get away from OSes where I am going to be risking LLM-generated bugs and associated externalities. there will be some people with different needs as well as considerably more technical skill and willpower than me, who are going […]mastodon.socialOriginal post on mastodon.social 001
jelte @jelte.mastodon.nl.ap.brid.gy · 16/07/2026My perl script is more stable than your yaml file. 000
Reposted by jelte760ceb3b9c0ba4872cadf3ce35a7a494 @760ceb3b9c0ba4872cadf3ce35a7a4.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 10/07/2026ok this is so cool. this LED manufacturer designed maybe the coolest demo brochure possible for their COB LEDs, its a ringed binder where each of the pages is a PCB that you plug in and can control via touch to toggle which strips are on 🤯 #electronics 117150
jelte @jelte.mastodon.nl.ap.brid.gy · 10/07/2026"Deze mail werd samengesteld via hetzelfde systeem dat wij voor klanten inzetten, en verstuurd naar duizenden contacten tegelijk. Toch voelt hij persoonlijk." Nou nee, dat voelt hij niet. Zelden heb ik een mail gezien die zo dood aanvoelt als deze. Ga weg. 000
jelte @jelte.mastodon.nl.ap.brid.gy · 08/07/2026is it me or does Pycharm have a lot more small daily annoyances than it did, say, a year ago. Like the doubleshift search (useful!) suddenly also popping up when you're just typing (annoying!). 000
jelte @jelte.mastodon.nl.ap.brid.gy · 04/07/2026Plane with trailing banner just flew over. What year is this 000
jelte @jelte.mastodon.nl.ap.brid.gy · 27/06/2026Yegads from which of the circles of hell did the UPS website spawn. 'need additional address details for delivery', 'sign up for My Choice to edit details', 'your address cannot be validated', 'my choice is not available in your region', 'error: your account is already connected', 'you can't […]mastodon.nlOriginal post on mastodon.nl 100
Reposted by jelteAlex R @alexreid.org · 26/06/2026The law locks up the man or woman Who steals the goose from off the common But leaves the greater villain loose Who does not think to value goose #goose 1315
jelte @jelte.mastodon.nl.ap.brid.gy · 26/06/2026lol one of my services' password reset emails just got a 'like'. Also, wtf one of my services' password reset emails just got a 'like'. 000
jelte @jelte.mastodon.nl.ap.brid.gy · 26/06/2026Today was not a good day to have to move a bunch of heavy things 000
jelte @jelte.mastodon.nl.ap.brid.gy · 26/06/2026Where do the shareholders think the #goose came from? 000
jelte @jelte.mastodon.nl.ap.brid.gy · 26/06/2026werk ff door aan een natrium-ion batterij geschikt voor thuisgebruik en kets die bij iedereen neer nos.nl/artikel/2620354-tienduizende…nos.nlTienduizenden huishoudens moeten helpen overbelasting stroomnet op te lossenRegionale netbeheerders willen samen met energiebedrijven tienduizenden huishoudens inzetten om de problemen op het stroomnet op te lossen. 000
jelte @jelte.mastodon.nl.ap.brid.gy · 25/06/2026So Untitled Goose Game is social commentary on the way the financial sector behaves 000
jelte @jelte.mastodon.nl.ap.brid.gy · 17/06/2026My inner voice just said 'Gollem! Gollem!' while working on a database model and I may need to find a different field of work now. 000
jelte @jelte.mastodon.nl.ap.brid.gy · 14/06/2026Can someone please go and make a recipe website where you can filter to exclude ingredients and ingredient types. Thanks! 000
Reposted by jelteBert Hubert NL 🇺🇦🇪🇺🇺🇦 @bert-hubert.mastodon.nl.ap.brid.gy · 08/06/2026Een luchtig stukje over gietijzeren pannen. Maar, ook uitstekend te lezen als een parabel over big-tech: de enorme bezwaren waar mensen mee komen als je ze *iets anders* aanraadt. Maar, net zulke issues komen *wij* mogelijk als iemand ons andere pannen aanraadt. Hopelijk leerzaam over pannen, of […]mastodon.nlOriginal post on mastodon.nl 082
jelte @jelte.mastodon.nl.ap.brid.gy · 29/05/2026Yeah... if you need to cold-email me about your SEO skills, they're probably not that great. 000
jelte @jelte.mastodon.nl.ap.brid.gy · 22/05/2026RE: mastodon.social/@marver/11661774281… CAN WE STOP DOING THESE ON FRIDAYSmastodon.social 000