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jellyunicorn @jellyunicorn.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
anyways i made top 16 in a ~200 person event with my favorite penis deck i have a real top now i can stop saying all my tops are fake shoutouts to my playset of PSE brute blues
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jellyunicorn @jellyunicorn.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
i remembered my password (my old phone died while playing master dull)
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jellyunicorn @jellyunicorn.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
hello everyone
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jellyunicorn @jellyunicorn.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
you are stupid
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jellyunicorn @jellyunicorn.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
look mom i made it to the big leagues (list got posted on ygoprodeck dotcom) i don't think i have ever played a deck as well positioned into a metagame as this one, every game felt the deck just shits on everything and i was in a second person view watching it all happen ygoprodeck.com/deck/720336
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Blitzclique - YGOPRODeck
Blitzclique / Farfa's Genesys Revival Tournament Top 4 - YGOPRODeck
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jellyunicorn @jellyunicorn.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
played 14 rounds of yugioh yesterday
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gurothing @gutspace.neocities.org · 26/06/2026
repressor representative
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jellyunicorn @jellyunicorn.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
lowk me romhacking
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jellyunicorn @jellyunicorn.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
whaaaaaaaaat? jax tadc is tran gender?????? how!!!!!!!
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jellyunicorn @jellyunicorn.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
i was happier when i was a chud asshole male
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jellyunicorn @jellyunicorn.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
have they added locking accounts on this yet
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jellyunicorn @jellyunicorn.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
americans yall got it lucky. if you wanted to kill yourself you get a gun and do it. every other way is so bad
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jellyunicorn @jellyunicorn.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
oh this is even more grim than i thought
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jellyunicorn @jellyunicorn.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
with how much confusion there is about AI i'm glad we never confused cryptocurrency with cryptography as a whole
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jellyunicorn @jellyunicorn.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
fart (woke)
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jellyunicorn @jellyunicorn.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
got called a gringa on trans discourse, did i make it as a Real Trans
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destructuring let @punished-dl.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
so many underrated gags in @stupidtwink.bsky.social content, but an a Kill La Kill pastiche named “Gore la Gore” is pretty funny
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onion person @junlper.beer · 27/05/2026
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Googly Eyes on Yu-Gi-Oh Cards @googly-oh.neocities.org · 23/05/2026
Marshmao☆Yummy with googly eyes
the yugioh card marshmao yummy with googly eyes edited on itsame as before but with extra googly eyes on the cats, ufo, and yummy logo that border the artwork
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jellyunicorn @jellyunicorn.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
are e pills supposed to be this sweet or did i get swindled for a packet of candy?
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jellyunicorn @jellyunicorn.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
doing code review for vibe coding final boss. what do you want me to do dawg
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jellyunicorn @jellyunicorn.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
i did say years ago that if i didnt start hrt by age 25 id kill myself so.......killing myself postponed??
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jellyunicorn @jellyunicorn.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
bru this sublingual shi weirddddd
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jellyunicorn @jellyunicorn.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
like, im NGMI but at least i can say i tried before it ends
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jellyunicorn @jellyunicorn.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
getting my hands on e soon. there was once a time where this would've meant the world to me, but now it just feels like, nothing.
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Joshua Eaton @joshuaeaton.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
It’s just self-satisfied cynicism. Everything is rotten, so revealing an individual instance of rot marks you as a naïf — unlike the wizened commenter, who sees through it all.
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jellyunicorn @jellyunicorn.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
topped WCQ indonesia 2026 (top 64) with one of my favorite decks of all time. folded immediately in top cut because the nerves got to me but we still take those. it's been a dream of mine to make it in one of these since 2023 so i'm glad all the hard work paid off.
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jellyunicorn @jellyunicorn.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
just thinking about the amount of cards and decks that get fucked over by mind scan and it genuinely makes me want to sell my yugioh cards. i don't think a single card has ever made me want to quit yugioh more than this thing, not even mystic mine.
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jellyunicorn @jellyunicorn.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
sometimes you take a step back and realize the ways social media is making you miserable so i'm gonna log off and regulate my cortisol levels. find me on discord or something
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momo @donamomo.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
"let's age regress together"
Card art for "The Journey Three Magi" zoomed onto Cendrillon/Verre with her hand outstretched
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socks. @socks.onl · 10/04/2026
knowing a lot abt music is awesome bc the answer to most questions like "who invented this thing?" is very often "Black musicians in the Midwest"
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jellyunicorn @jellyunicorn.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
nevermind new CORI cards got announced and i dont wanna play yummy into any of these decks
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jellyunicorn @jellyunicorn.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
this is an OCG combo so it has illegal cards for TCG (coughcough herald) but mimighoul yummy does lolippenuinely feel like a legit yummy variant post-BLZD. maker isn't as strong of a push as solfa happiness but imo the main upside for mimis is you can bridge into each other so cleanly
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jellyunicorn @jellyunicorn.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
an oomf topped a regional that means i have NO EXCUSE next month is WCQ INDONESIA and i am IN IT TO WIN IT if i do not TOP i will sell my cards
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jellyunicorn @jellyunicorn.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
goated food combination discovered: banana fritters dipped in coffee
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MBT @mbtyugioh.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
one of my favorite things about the Present Moment and our relationship with media consumption is every time a movie for babies comes out it's really fun to be online you got people sobbing and gnashing their teeth alleging conspiracy because the super mario sequel written by the minions guy sucks
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jellyunicorn @jellyunicorn.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
people are getting really mad at this not saying the anger isn't rightful but you should *not* be surprised by this. most of what you see on the web probably involves AI in some way now. that *is* the industry atm
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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I have permanently altered my algorithm, but it is worth it.
Cheesy horse graphic that says Honse ridding
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jellyunicorn @jellyunicorn.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
obligatory, one hundred TWENNY WAN wins
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jellyunicorn @jellyunicorn.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
finally did it. fake c++. this is the first game i "100%" and will probably be my last. shoutouts yellow deck
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Googly Eyes on Yu-Gi-Oh Cards @googly-oh.neocities.org · 26/03/2026
Watapon with googly eyes
the yugioh card watapon with googly eyes edited on it
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Aman @justarandomman.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
I haven't seen many posts talking about the new Indian Transgender Bill here. Like at all! I had to actively search for it to find any posts talking about it here. It's so unfortunate, because if a bill which left the decision of whether you're Trans or not to a Govt Body was introduced in US then
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jellyunicorn @jellyunicorn.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
there are so many cool decks in yugioh i cant decide what to lock in with, OCG prices are actually evil i have more decks playing ~6 months of OCG than i ever did playing 3 years of TCG
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jellyunicorn @jellyunicorn.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
hoi4 mods be like 7 day focus into 5 paragraph long event that's basically "H...Himmler-sama..." as heydrich gives him the sloppy. -1% stability
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jellyunicorn @jellyunicorn.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
a movement so exemplified by the indonesian president trying to cozy up with trump and the board of peace, which he had to pull out last minute only because of the blowback of doing so in a country whose population is vastly against israel. the same cannot be said for women's and LGBTQ+ rights
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jellyunicorn @jellyunicorn.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
what the hell, it was a bubble all along???
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jellyunicorn @jellyunicorn.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
is this the dumbest most sheepish population in the planet
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jellyunicorn @jellyunicorn.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
chicken shawarma put too much garlic sauce but i'm not complaining (though people next to me probably will for the next 24 hours)
yummy shawarma
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jellyunicorn @jellyunicorn.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
this is the equivalent of that Fuckass Cube psychics got a few years ago
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 16/03/2026
Horrific. Death to US imperialism The condition of their electrical grid is inseparable from the decades long embargo and current blockade www.reuters.com/business/ene...
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Cuba's national electric grid collapses, leaving millions without power
The blackout is the latest in a series of widespread outages that last for hours ​or days and that this weekend sparked a rare violent protest in ⁠the communist-run country.
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