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@jellyrolls.bsky.social
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Jelly @jellyrolls.bsky.social · 22/10/2023
The first wash day after getting 8 inches of hair cut off is wasteful to say the least.
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Jelly @jellyrolls.bsky.social · 18/10/2023
Moment of introspection, Do you ever think that maybe my dates refer to me as the horny one?
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Jelly @jellyrolls.bsky.social · 18/10/2023
Thoughts while working a 13 hour work day, hope dominos doesn't show up while I am taking a pee break....
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Jelly @jellyrolls.bsky.social · 16/10/2023
Bon jovi, Who is this music even for?
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Jelly @jellyrolls.bsky.social · 16/10/2023
The amount of times I say "no worries" in a day should worry someone....
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Jelly @jellyrolls.bsky.social · 09/10/2023
Button flys are the superior jean closure method.
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Jelly @jellyrolls.bsky.social · 09/10/2023
Divorce is so hard y'all. I am doing everything alone, including all the paperwork for a divorce I did not see coming. I am so scared I am going to lose everything I have worked so hard for.
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Jelly @jellyrolls.bsky.social · 08/10/2023
Y'all ever just like cry?
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Jelly @jellyrolls.bsky.social · 30/09/2023
I am in New England and tomorrow is October....
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Jelly @jellyrolls.bsky.social · 29/09/2023
Have y'all heard about the new casting for the Ernest series? Timotheé Chalamet
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Jelly @jellyrolls.bsky.social · 25/09/2023
So my first date went really well, had lots in common but also had a lot of different interests. I can't help but feel like I am being ghosted... should I play it cool? (Full disclosure he did warn me he works a lot and may not be timely in text responses)
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Jelly @jellyrolls.bsky.social · 22/09/2023
Y'all my student loans are so fucked. There is no IDR plan I can qualify for due to having a high paying job (which I left) and taking money from my retirement to cover the transition period between jobs. How can I live paycheck to paycheck and not be able to qualify for a IDR plan?
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Jelly @jellyrolls.bsky.social · 22/09/2023
GM skeeters Haven't been on a first date in a while (honestly maybe never), what should I wear for a chill hang dinner and drinks?
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Jelly @jellyrolls.bsky.social · 20/09/2023
Sorry y'all, I haven't been single for 14 years and before that only lived about 1 year of single life so this account is about to become my single confession board. xoxo
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Jelly @jellyrolls.bsky.social · 19/09/2023
Thought I was too sad to masturbate, but turns out I just had to pee.
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Jelly @jellyrolls.bsky.social · 19/09/2023
Capitalism is wild y'all, You get dumped and are just expected to like go to work, and don't forget to be positive!
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Jelly @jellyrolls.bsky.social · 13/09/2023
An open letter to all lesbians and pansexuals, Wear gloves when cutting jalapenos, your partners will thank you.
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Jelly @jellyrolls.bsky.social · 03/09/2023
Cheese mongers are out. Cheese Mistress is in. yes Cheese Mistress
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Jelly @jellyrolls.bsky.social · 27/08/2023
Saved a chipmunk out of the pool tonight. I really hope it pulls through till morning got them dry and warm in a safe place.
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artemisia actinide aphantasia anarchy arugula antigone absinthe @puppysuccubus.bsky.social · 26/08/2023
┏┓ ┃┃╱╲ In this ┃╱╱╲╲ house ╱╱╭╮╲╲ we fuckin ▔▏┗┛▕▔ love ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ women ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔
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Jelly @jellyrolls.bsky.social · 26/08/2023
Why is buying a car so stupid? Me: I don't like this number try again Salesperson: you like this slightly different number Me: acceptable (just tired) Salesperson: ok let's just peak at your silly number to make sure we can do this thing.
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Jelly @jellyrolls.bsky.social · 26/08/2023
Going to look at trading in a car today, and the first thought that pops in my head is: should I wear glasses or contacts? Dress smart or casual? In an attempt to not be swindled... Yeah you could say I am silly coded (mentally ill).
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Jelly @jellyrolls.bsky.social · 23/08/2023
New sweatshirt for my sweetest girl
Person wearing a sweatshirt with three pictures of a spotted dog in front of lightning reading Gracious Carmelita
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Rine @rine.bsky.social · 23/08/2023
Meme image of a skeleton doing weight lifting with the text "My body is a machine that turns steam purchases into unplayed games."
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Jelly @jellyrolls.bsky.social · 22/08/2023
🌱 my cherry tomatoes are popping!
A colander filled with three varieties of cherry tomatoes
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Jelly @jellyrolls.bsky.social · 21/08/2023
My partner told me I was dressed like Ricky Gervais today..
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Jelly @jellyrolls.bsky.social · 20/08/2023
Love these lil freaks.
A daddy long leg on the underside of a wildflower leaf
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Jelly @jellyrolls.bsky.social · 20/08/2023
My cooking style- Appalachian Grandma mixed with southwestern turquoise mommy.
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Jelly @jellyrolls.bsky.social · 20/08/2023
Got dolled up to go to the city, then realized we didn't need anything. Went to the roadside food truck 5 miles away and had a cuddle day instead 💕💕💕 @atropabelladonna.bsky.social
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Jelly @jellyrolls.bsky.social · 20/08/2023
My ducks swallow cherry tomatoes whole. This morning I bit them in half and covered my hair in tomato. I don't think either of these are the solution.
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Jelly @jellyrolls.bsky.social · 19/08/2023
How many Baulder's Gate 3 games can I have going at once you ask? A lot.
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Jelly @jellyrolls.bsky.social · 18/08/2023
Is this paper guy trying to sell me cryptocurrency?
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Jelly @jellyrolls.bsky.social · 15/08/2023
Tummy Tuesday 🤷🏻‍♀️ pool float edition
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Jelly @jellyrolls.bsky.social · 15/08/2023
New leaf alert 🌱
New leaf on pink princess
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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 14/08/2023
photo of a mouse wearing a pink ballgown and white hat surrounded by sparkles, holding a star shaped wand with the text "no more girl bossing just girl resting girl sleeping girl laying down, etc"
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cats with confusing aura @catswithaura.bsky.social · 13/08/2023
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Jelly @jellyrolls.bsky.social · 13/08/2023
GM Skeet rangers
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Jelly @jellyrolls.bsky.social · 13/08/2023
Today my partner was swapping bong water and in an attempt to help clean it I blew into it to make bubbles. That is not how bongs work and I now have bong water in my hair.
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Jelly @jellyrolls.bsky.social · 12/08/2023
East coast commune pool hangs with @atropabelladonna.bsky.social
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Jelly @jellyrolls.bsky.social · 12/08/2023
Can you tell we are an hour out from dog dinner?
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 12/08/2023
when i say i'm omw, this is what i mean
A watercolor of a rabbit holding a spear and riding atop a giant snail with a saddle and reins
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Jelly @jellyrolls.bsky.social · 08/08/2023
Introduce yourself with One book One album One movie
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Rebekah Valentine @duckvalentine.bsky.social · 08/08/2023
want....to abandon....all responsibilities..........and play..............baldur gate
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Jelly @jellyrolls.bsky.social · 08/08/2023
*repeating to self* don't dry your hands with the tail, don't dry your hands with the tail
A hand towel next to a tail plug on the same rack
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Jelly @jellyrolls.bsky.social · 08/08/2023
Do they make any poo pourri that smells good? Seems counter productive imo.
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Jelly @jellyrolls.bsky.social · 06/08/2023
reskeet with an album that made you cry
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Jelly @jellyrolls.bsky.social · 06/08/2023
Wishing all skeeters a 🩷 💜 morning 🌞
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Jelly @jellyrolls.bsky.social · 05/08/2023
Beep peed knuckle tattoo
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Jelly @jellyrolls.bsky.social · 05/08/2023
I am annoyingly good at rummy.
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Jelly @jellyrolls.bsky.social · 05/08/2023
This lil leaf says GM
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