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Jëffy Two Beers

@jeffytwobeers.bsky.social
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I’m Jeffy Two Beers. Punk rock enjoyer. Wife Guy to Kat. Canadian. Not a bot I swear

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Jëffy Two Beers @jeffytwobeers.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
One more beer
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mattheween @mmmtorbs.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
YOU WANT TO FOLLOW MMMTORBS ON BLUESKY DOT COM
Animated spiral gif
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Jëffy Two Beers @jeffytwobeers.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Scrambled eggs taste like shit without a ton of cheese and in a perfect world some onion peppers and mushrooms
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Surfskatethrash @surfthrash.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
This whole show is awesome youtu.be/iiXDDFns0ik?...
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DRIVE LIKE JEHU - Live in Toronto, 1994, FULL SHOW! The Rivoli, June 14, 1994
YouTube video by Punk Rick's Videos
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mattheween @mmmtorbs.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Here’s me as a scifi noir detective from a short we made in 2013
The quintessential film noir shot of horizontal shadows created from window blinds. I’m sitting at a desk in a skinny tie and blazer, the light illuminates my eyes. On the wall behind me is my shadow, as well as the shadow of a big square-headed thing that may or may not be a robot policeman
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Jëffy Two Beers @jeffytwobeers.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
All I said was I want to see trump die screaming and fuck him to death forever and they kick me off the free speech platform
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Jëffy Two Beers @jeffytwobeers.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Sleeping my way to the top of the unemployment line
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Jëffy Two Beers @jeffytwobeers.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Watching this OJ Simpson thing on Netflix and I’m starting to think he may have been guilty the entire time
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Jëffy Two Beers @jeffytwobeers.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
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Jëffy Two Beers @jeffytwobeers.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
It’s truly amazing just to be alive
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Jëffy Two Beers @jeffytwobeers.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
I’m a broad
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Jëffy Two Beers @jeffytwobeers.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Bringing my box of cheez-it’s to the gym
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Jëffy Two Beers @jeffytwobeers.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
I think beer might make you fat
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Jëffy Two Beers @jeffytwobeers.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
No one threatens to bust a cap in anyone’s ass anymore
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Jëffy Two Beers @jeffytwobeers.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Guys, Marshal Marthers just followed me 🤯
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Jëffy Two Beers @jeffytwobeers.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
I don’t speak American
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Jëffy Two Beers @jeffytwobeers.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Have to go get a haircut I’d rather hit myself in the face with a hammer
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Jëffy Two Beers @jeffytwobeers.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Smelly hat, smelly hat why am I wearing you 🎶
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Jëffy Two Beers @jeffytwobeers.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Reskeet a picture of a bridge you took. Szabadsag hig(Liberty Bridge) Budapest Hungary
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Cashlin @cashlin.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Im sure itll be fine
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Jëffy Two Beers @jeffytwobeers.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
7:20am time for my morning monster energy drink
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mattheween @mmmtorbs.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
pshhh check out Guitar George over here
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Jëffy Two Beers @jeffytwobeers.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
I should know more stuff by now
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Jëffy Two Beers @jeffytwobeers.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Sometimes my phone disassociates and I lose my mind for two seconds
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Jëffy Two Beers @jeffytwobeers.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Hey aqueduct 🎶
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Jëffy Two Beers @jeffytwobeers.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Maybe rednote will Like my breakfast posts
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Jëffy Two Beers @jeffytwobeers.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Winter look.
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Jëffy Two Beers @jeffytwobeers.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
I’m illiterate
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AMP @sonofpootietang.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
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Jëffy Two Beers @jeffytwobeers.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Cat sitting again ama
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Jëffy Two Beers @jeffytwobeers.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
How it started. How it ended. 👇. 👇
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Jëffy Two Beers @jeffytwobeers.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
How it started. How it ended. 👇. 👇
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Jëffy Two Beers @jeffytwobeers.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Whole lotta bots following me over here
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Jëffy Two Beers @jeffytwobeers.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
We need starter packs that let me unfollow a ton of shitty accounts
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Jëffy Two Beers @jeffytwobeers.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Path of the Gods Amalfi Coast
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Jëffy Two Beers @jeffytwobeers.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
My name is Jeff
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Jëffy Two Beers @jeffytwobeers.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
The fireworks in Napoli are starting early today and will get crazy
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Yo Gabapentin @yogabapentin.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
I just finished reading all that I am happy for you And glad that happened
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mattheween @mmmtorbs.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
🎶 nosferatu why don’t you come to your senses 🎶
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Jëffy Two Beers @jeffytwobeers.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
What was wrong with love potions 1 through 8?
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Jëffy Two Beers @jeffytwobeers.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Movies are cool
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Jëffy Two Beers @jeffytwobeers.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Some of you are on here way too much
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Newfie Steak @newfiesteak.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Anyone else ready for Cuckmas? #alliwantforchristmas
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Jëffy Two Beers @jeffytwobeers.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Grillin
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Jëffy Two Beers @jeffytwobeers.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Naming my first born son Luigi Mangione Two Beers
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Jëffy Two Beers @jeffytwobeers.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Going to the grand bazaar
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