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@jeffunktified.bsky.social
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Seriously, I’m not serious but I am a critically thinking person and hope we have a light hearted yet humorless conversation about superficial issues that matter most, and I stand on that

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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 3h
Trump approves firing squad execution in lieu of fentanyl injection with marijuana smoke forced into the lungs via air pump for Fort Hood shooter Nidal Hasan www.ksla.com/2026/10/06/t...
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Trump approves firing squad execution for Fort Hood shooter Nidal Hasan
The U.S. military has not carried out the death penalty since 1961.
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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Every day that goes by that Judge Sullivan hasn’t locked up Blanche for contempt just shows how one sided our justice system is
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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
George H. W. Bush used to vommit all over people during state dinners. — But he wasn’t a traitor
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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hes got 6 hit points left youtube.com/shorts/lgMs3...
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Sen. Mitch McConnell spotted outside of DC home amid health concerns
YouTube video by Don Lemon
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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
JD Vance…
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Hit The Road Hit The Road Dude
ALT: Hit The Road Hit The Road Dude
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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Small remains of Charlene Richard returned to Louisiana from Rome. Questions linger if any postal regulations, customs laws, public health mandates, and laws were violated regarding the decayed human hand being sent internationally www.kalb.com/2026/09/30/s...
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Small remains of Charlene Richard returned to Louisiana from Rome
Servant of God Charlene Richard is buried in Richard, Louisiana at St. Edward Catholic Church
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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Diddy placed in solitary following NBC News report on his VIP prison life - NBC News
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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s that left side again. Stroke imminent
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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Is it feasible to impeach the entire cabinet
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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Pastor Pedo in Texarkana, Texas arrested for allegedly sexually assaulting a child in the 90’s. Authorities fear there are more victims as he has been pedophiling there for decades www.ksla.com/2026/09/11/p...
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Pastor in Texarkana, Texas arrested for allegedly sexually assaulting a child
Texarkana, Texas Police Department (TTPD) says they have arrested a man on Wednesday, September 9th, for sexual assault of a child.
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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
In a typical move by La. Secretary of State to support pedophiles by allowing his name to go unopposed on the ballot, a Republican child rape suspect in line to become next Village of Elizabeth police chief www.ksla.com/2026/09/29/c...
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Child rape suspect in line to become next Elizabeth police chief
A man out on bond on child rape charges is in line to be the next Elizabeth police chief.
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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Leesville ordinance bans the feeding and care of homeless cats www.kalb.com/2026/09/29/l...
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Leesville ordinance bans feeding stray cats
The Leesville City Council adopted a new ordinance that stops people from feeding stray cats within the city limits.
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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Don’t forget the loopholes the billionaires exploit, so that 8% actually gets down to like .1%
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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
🚨 🚨: I have been in close contact with the Iranian government, circumventing the US state department, regarding the situation in the waters of the Hormuz Strait. I have instructed all navy ships to redeploy to back Norfolk in order to lower the diplomatic pressure and avoid even more escalation.
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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
By the governors office saying the communications are too embarrassing to release, has basically said that …. “Elon Musk and Texas Governorabbit are in a secret sexual relationship”
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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Man Shouting 'LOCK EM UP'
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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Titsnotta stupid take. Asive said before, the only stupid take, is the once snot given #TanSuit #BringBackOurGirls #MitchHasStrokedOut
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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
She almost seems to blame the caravan on Elon and Trump because last I checked, they had all the money to pay for caravans. MTG finally putting the pieces together
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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It won’t be the military, it’ll be a white supremacist posse in every city. We have that now, in the name of ICE However the military would be bound by oath to defeat that white supremacist posse as a domestic enemy to the people and the constitution
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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If we win big, we will have to hold the Democrats to account to hold the Republicans to account.
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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
He should just go ahead and give us the $5k and if he loses he can sue the American people
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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We’ll take a closer look into why despite drought conditions, city municipalities and Ai, this Colorado lake remains overflowing with water www.9news.com/article/life...
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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
All Red State Hell has found its way to Shreveport again as a mass shooting leaves 7 injured outside early morning house party www.ksla.com/2026/09/26/s...
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Shreveport mass shooting leaves 7 injured outside early morning house party
A mass shooting has left seven people injured, including one critically, after gunfire erupted outside an early morning house party Saturday, September 26 in Shreveport, police said.
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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Thank you so much Mary 😊 🙏🏽
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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Pedo President gave Iran a “Pearl Harbor”, a “JFK assassination” and a “9/11” on the same day. Japan thought they won the war in 1941, then summer of 1942 rolled around
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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It’s 4:30am, and all I’ve done tonight is writhe in bed with arthritis in my ribs that I’m laying on
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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
But that same university let one of its students climb to the top of that tower and snipe 7 people
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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Americans of any other time, would’ve put his head on a pike already
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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Flat Eatth Society is one of the Earths oldest troll farm
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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Means by the time 2028 rolls around they’ll have all the wrinkles ironed out
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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“Blame your enemy of what you yourself are doing” -Saul Alinksly -Donald Trump
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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
And the AG who ensured nobody would be prosecuted 1991?? AG Bill Barr
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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Because as of 2024 the government was owned amd operated by the people. If they bankrupt it and put under new ownership, the new owners will be the corporations
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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I feel China won’t attack Taiwan until after Trump is gone. It’s exactly what Russia and Israel did to Biden.
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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Tell the farmers to stop fighting the culture wars. They shouldn’t give 2 💩s if a trans-student is playing on a high school team across the country they their kids are never gonna compete against. They can’t afford to keep their farms fighting their stupid culture wars
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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Since at least 1995
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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Because nobody is excercising their 2nd amendment rights except for the ICE agents
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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Didn’t Putin summon CIA director Ratclife to Moscow to tell him something reeeaaallly important??
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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
That was a great week for me when that happened because a lot was going on and this was the cherry
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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sour Buttercup?
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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Imagine if Coca-Cola kept “New Coke” exclusively for 4 years in 1985. That’s what we have with this T2.0 🤔
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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If he had actually helped America first instead of attacking it first, he would be up there with James Garfield somewhere
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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Should be triggering recall elections if we were a modern democracy
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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We should pay schools for the number of students at the same rate we pay prisons for the number of inmates Hire teachers, fire cops, build schools not jails
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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The suggested emojis Instagram threw at me on this Shaq n Trump post is crazy 😮
Instagram suggested emojis for Shaq
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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Did Hegseth really just announce new battlefield obstacle course tesst for Generals? 😱 thehill.com/policy/defen...
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Hegseth announces new Pentagon battlefield test for promotions to general
The Pentagon is altering the promotion process to get to the rank of general in an effort to “cut bureaucracy and demand true meritocracy” across the senior ranks, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth an…
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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“You can always leave scraps of food in the yard and collect the bugs and critters that come feed of it…. “
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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
He’s trying to build drone ports and sniper nests in DC to attack Americans
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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
We’re approaching armed rebellion levels lol
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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Atty Mike Smalls, Alexandria’s top defense attorney gets another hit-and-run suspect to be found mentally incompetent for trial www.kalb.com/2026/09/21/a...
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Alexandria hit-and-run suspect found mentally incompetent for trial
Trevor Delrie has arrested in 2025 in connection with the death of Michael Craig Hankins
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