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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Susan Dell might be Steven Miller in drag

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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Diddy placed in solitary following NBC News report on his VIP prison life - NBC News

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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

The suggested emojis Instagram threw at me on this Shaq n Trump post is crazy 😮

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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I hope they impeach this guy after the next one

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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Still has what we’ve always called it ##GulfUhMexico #MapQuest

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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Yes dead people are voting on the Senate. He’s been voting by “proxy” since June 🤣

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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Just rubbed snot through his hair…??

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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

The look of future disbarment, or the look of future non conformation?

Tobb Dlanch aka Todd Blanche aka Bodd Tlanche

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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

The things I can come up with with an onion, green bell pepper, garlic bulb, and 3 celery stalks

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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Honestly it only took like 15 seconds

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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

If you’re this guy, you’re supposed to start randomly clapping or swat a “housefly” that landed on his head

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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

As we acknowledge the vast significance and magnitude of the date of May 5, I soon shall be drinking margaritas while re-watching Andor

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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Wonder if he senses a Jizz-lane pardon coming too???

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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

Nothing hits quite like a bowl of red beans and rice 😋

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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

All “Red State Hell” is breaking loose in Louisiana this Holy Week as things get rowdy in Winnfield, La. Maga Gov Jeff Landry please get a hold of your state and stop saying you’re the Premier of Greenland

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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

Another day in “Red State Hell” as a rolling shootout rattles Shreveport, Louisiana

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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

People are saying this guy has been parting his hair on the same side of his head since he was in the 4th grade

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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

Apparently France and Ukraine gave POTUS falsified information and that info wound up in our adversaries hands 🤔

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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

It’s Monday, so you know I have something cooking in the kitchen

Creole Gumbo ingredients: onion tomato, bell pepper, celery, garlic, 14 herbs and spices. Chicken & andouille in the fridge

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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

Judging by this shart chart, what kind of 💩 did the POTUS put down the kitchen sink and wash down with the hot water spray? #ShartChart

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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

Who’s hangery for some gumbo!! 😋 😄🤗

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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

“Oooh chicken and sausage etoufee, is it spicy??” Yes it will burn ur fn mouth off 🤣 #EnCayenne #FatTuesday #MardiGras

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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

Real time advertised temperatures compared to actual

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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

This is what I meant by “yellow rice”

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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

Even AI knows the president is violating his oath

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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

Grateful for my selenium network this morning

Bottle of selenium. A word play on the word “mycelium”

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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

Never forget that time ABC News advertised Bill Walton’s death as a tragic tornado victim

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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

Absolutely amazing how an hour on this exercise bike can make someone physically and mentally feel better

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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

The Monroe Doctrine y’all. “At the BEHEST of the Russian government…..”

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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

Advertised temperatures compared to actual temperatures

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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

🚨🚨🚨I have received a leaked copy of one of the photos ‼️

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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

Good morning Bluesky!! Happy Hollidays and stay warm

Bowl of Cajun gumbo and garlic toast. Cane syrup and Molasses in the background used in Louisiana foods to enhance flavor

Jeffunktified looking at the Christmas tree he put up with his son a few days back. Happy Holidays!!

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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

This morning, I decided to make a juicy chicken breast, but leave a small portion of the other side of the rib line for extra flavor. Toast it in the oven, and sprinkle cheese over top #BonAppetit

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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

If anyone is hungry, I got shrimp creole on deck

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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

I bought 100lbs of rice and 10 pounds of beans the day after the election last year because I knew what’s happening today, was going to happen back then

4 1/2 20lb bags of rice and 10 1lb bags of beans

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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

Occasionally, I would call these automotive tongs to see what they think … #ReleaseTheEpstein_Files

Pair of pliers, but could also apply to vice grips

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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

3 months ago this guy was a stray cat, now he owns the bed

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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 15/10/2025

What if he’s loading up boats with the Epstein Files and blowing it up in front of everyone??

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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

I call these things “cooking pliers”

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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

Good morning BlueSky Blue Crew from Colorado by way of Louisiana

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e.g. Jeff Lastname @jeffunktified.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

Another fruitful morning of backyard scavenging due to the extremely high grocery prices that the Republican Party has created, as a cicada conveniently flies into my hand to be eaten

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