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Jeffrey Westhoff

@jeffreywesthoff.bsky.social
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I sing. I dance. I write. I've won awards for two of those things. Author of "From Wonderland, With Love" and "The Boy Who Knew Too Much."

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Sleeping Awake @sleepingawake.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Jeffrey Westhoff @jeffreywesthoff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
First one. People might have seen the movie with that ad campaign.
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Jeffrey Westhoff @jeffreywesthoff.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"Misbehavior." Sheesh.
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Jeffrey Westhoff @jeffreywesthoff.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Not even there.
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Jeffrey Westhoff @jeffreywesthoff.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Go, Spidey, go!
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Jeffrey Westhoff @jeffreywesthoff.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
"All About Eve," comic book edition.
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They Might Be Giants @tmbg.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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NPR @npr.org · 03/09/2026
100 years ago, silent film star Buster Keaton filmed The General in Cottage Grove, Ore. Fans are gathering there to celebrate the making of an epic early film. n.pr/4iaGe3I
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An epic train chase is turning 100 — and Buster Keaton fans are celebrating
100 years ago, silent film star Buster Keaton filmed The General in Cottage Grove, Ore. Fans are gathering there to celebrate the making of an epic early film.
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Helen O'Hara @helenlohara.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Someone mentioned Animaniacs to me so it's time to post my favourite piece of writing on the internet again. the-toast.net/2016/05/24/t...
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The Pitch Meeting for Animaniacs - The Toast
And now you know the plot.
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
💥💥💥👍
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Alejandro A. Riera @alejandroariera.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I now hate Republicans and MAGA enablers even more.
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EveryLibrary @everylibrary.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
It's one of the simplest literacy programs imaginable: A child. A book. Every month. But, in the last year, the funding that helps make those books possible has been cut, eliminated, or threatened in several states. action.everylibrary.org/dolly
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SIGN THE PETITION: Support Dolly Parton's Imagination Library!
Help support libraries across the country by taking action today!
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Jeffrey Westhoff @jeffreywesthoff.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
One of the funniest movies ever!
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Lewis Carroll Bot @lewis-carroll-bot.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
“You are old,” said the youth, “and your jaws are too weak For anything tougher than suet; Yet you finished the goose, with the bones and the beak— Pray, how did you manage to do it?” “In my youth,” said his father, “I took to the law.
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Jeffrey Westhoff @jeffreywesthoff.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I pay tribute to this scene in my second Alice spy novel, "Tinker, Tailor, Hatter, Spy," and I hope some day it gets published. Because kids today don't get enough Rodney Dangerfield references in their literature.
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Jeffrey Westhoff @jeffreywesthoff.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Did Washington tell him, "Funny, I declined the opportunity to become king."
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Jeffrey Westhoff @jeffreywesthoff.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Silver Spoons -- City kid goes to a residential farming high school. It's not "Green Acres." 😆
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Lewis Carroll Bot @lewis-carroll-bot.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
The Frog-Footman repeated, in the same solemn tone, only changing the order of the words a little, “From the Queen. An invitation for the Duchess to play croquet.” Then they both bowed low, and their curls got entangled together.
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 29/07/2026
A painting of a bird beside the text "I don't know what the fuck this is about but I hate it"
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Lewis Carroll Bot @lewis-carroll-bot.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
"'I didn’t mean it!' pleaded poor Alice. 'But you’re so easily offended, you know!'"
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Urban Milwaukee @urbanmilwaukee.com · 19/07/2026
Dining: Miss Katie’s Diner Is a Milwaukee Classic
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Dining: Miss Katie’s Diner Is a Milwaukee Classic
Serving up 1950's atmosphere and menu, with dependably satisfying food.
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Lewis Carroll Bot @lewis-carroll-bot.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
"You are old, father William," the young man said, "And your hair has become very white; And yet you incessantly stand on your head — Do you think, at your age, it is right?"
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God @thegodshow.com · 20/07/2026
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Jeffrey Westhoff @jeffreywesthoff.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Make mine Mayday!
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Jeffrey Westhoff @jeffreywesthoff.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Make mine Mayday!
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HannahVex is such a sleepyhead @hannahvex.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Mayday
Spider-Girl, Mayday Parker, in a spotlight ready to shoot some webs
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Jeffrey Westhoff @jeffreywesthoff.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Great song from a good friend of mine!
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Lisa D Hoppe @ukusparkles.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
A minute of ukulele. What I Like About You by The Romantics
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Lewis Carroll Bot @lewis-carroll-bot.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
The rabbit-hole went straight on like a tunnel for some way, and then dipped suddenly down, so suddenly that Alice had not a moment to think about stopping herself before she found herself falling down a very deep well.
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Elizabeth Sofia 💙🐈🐶🇺🇸🇨🇦🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈 @skippjon1.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
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Classic Movie Hub @classicmoviehub.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Happy Embrace Your Geekness Day :)
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maryburns.bsky.social @maryburns.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Truth.
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Lewis Carroll Bot @lewis-carroll-bot.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
She ate a little bit, and said anxiously to herself, “Which way? Which way?”, holding her hand on the top of her head to feel which way it was growing.
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Buster Keaton @busterkeaton.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
This Day in Buster… July 11, 1923 New Jersey newspaper The Morning Post says of Buster Keaton, "As a comedian, he is absolutely unique. Only one other comedian of the first rank, none other than Charlie Chaplin, has touched the heart of the public with such tragically human comedy.”
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Lewis Carroll Bot @lewis-carroll-bot.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
"'Only a thimble,' said Alice sadly."
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 11/07/2026
A painting of a bird beside the text "who has the fuckin time?"
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
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Lewis Carroll Bot @lewis-carroll-bot.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
To be sure, this generally happens when one eats cake, but Alice had got so much into the way of expecting nothing but out-of-the-way things to happen, that it seemed quite dull and stupid for life to go on in the common way.
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National Catholic Reporter @ncronline.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Addressing the governing body of the U.N. World Food Program in Rome, Leo pressed governments to cut red tape and tear down obstacles that prevent assistance from reaching those in need.
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Pope Leo XIV warns wars are 'fed' faster than people as aid money dries up
Addressing the governing body of the U.N. World Food Program in Rome, Leo pressed governments to cut red tape and tear down obstacles that prevent assistance from reaching those in need.
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Jeffrey Westhoff @jeffreywesthoff.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I do believe the short story "Octopussy" is Ian Fleming's finest single piece of writing.
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U.S. Catholic magazine @uscatholic.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Juneteenth is a celebration which, even as it is borne out of a racist past, centers around Black freedom rather than on the fact that the Confederacy prevented the proclamation of that freedom. uscatholic.org/articles/202306/june…
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Juneteenth celebrates Black joy and Christian hope
The Juneteenth celebration of victory over the world's principalities and powers mirrors Christian trust in the resurrection.
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I support Somali-Americans @adamrothman.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
The only acceptable use of Claude
Claude Rains in Casablanca
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Get Big Money & All Religion Out of Our Politics @mdreiling.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Cartoon by Ed Wexler
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Pro tip: get a library card, even if you won't use it much. Cities look at those numbers, and they help keep libraries open, funded properly, and safe from budget cuts.
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 07/06/2026
A woodcut of a bird beside the text "has no one suggested that you eat shit?"
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Jeffrey Westhoff @jeffreywesthoff.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Today is National Hug Your Cat Day, or as it's known in my house, "Just Try It, Pal, And I'll Scratch Your Arm Up Good" Day.
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 28/05/2026
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A painting of a bird beside the text "you just won stupid-ass motherfucker of the day"
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They Might Be Giants @tmbg.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Check out this Dial-A-Song phone message from Gloria, our most notorious listener. www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkhK...
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They Might Be Giants - (Untitled)
YouTube video by jamzftwneverdies
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Two newspapers: The Chicago Sun Times and the Tribune showing a picture of me, Michael Rabbitt, Andre Martin, and Brian Straw on the front page.

Sun Times headline: “CASE DEEP-SIXED”

Tribune headline: “Broadview Six case unravels completely”
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