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Jeff R.

@jeffr23.bsky.social
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Still sort of amazed that you can be born in the nineties. Yes, Still.

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Jeff R. @jeffr23.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
He looked a lot worse in his ads about fifteen years ago, but somehow he's put it in reverse now...
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Jeff R. @jeffr23.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sports Illustrated should sue.
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Jessica Price @delafina777.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“It’s not ALL men.” None of the 50+ men the Cornell rapists invited to come join them in raping a woman they’d drugged went to the authorities or tried to stop it. Not all men would rape an unconscious woman, but where are the men who’d try to stop it, or EVEN FUCKING OBJECT?
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Jeff R. @jeffr23.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Except we reasonably expect blanket pardons so broad as to fully implement The Purge in DC during the lame duck period...
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Jeff R. @jeffr23.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is the opposite of the theme, the antithesis statement, spoken by the antagonists. The theme is thus "The past isn't dead; it isn't even past." (Amazing,every word of what you just said is wrong. I am not the Last Jedi.)
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Marie 🇨🇦 @pawbaby2.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Who else is way past impeachment and wants REAL accountability? 🙋‍♀️ I do. Who’s with me? #USDemocracy #RisingBlue
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Jeff R. @jeffr23.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
As per our previous emails...
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Jeff R. @jeffr23.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
And Radium.
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Jeff R. @jeffr23.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Have we all told you the Shat-news already?
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 20/09/2026
"My opponent wants to hire creeps to inspect your daughter's genitals if she wants to play soccer. I wouldn't trust him or any hired weirdo from his pedophile-protecting party alone in a room with any kid." Go on the offensive, you cowards! It's not that hard!
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Jeff R. @jeffr23.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
But you don't actually have to donate the money, as long as your heirs' heirs eventually do at some point around the time the median human in the lifetime of the species is alive.
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Jeff R. @jeffr23.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Fairly secure saying Showtime's unjustly obscure Brothers will remain the best comedy with that name.
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Jeff R. @jeffr23.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I imagine a lot of asbestos installers pivoted directly into the asbestos removal industry.
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🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 09/09/2026
Anyone calling the refusal to compromise on trans rights a "purity test" can get into the bin as far as I'm concerned
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Jeff R. @jeffr23.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Why do fish have such a high tolerance for water?
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Jeff R. @jeffr23.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Our media parallel universes amplified 9/11. Every cop and hospital show had followups that would have been massive national news, even leaving aside 24. But Covid barely happened in TV-land at all.
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Jeff R. @jeffr23.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Uncannily like Vonnegut's. Uh, like Vonnegut's sketch of a rectum, that is.
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Jeff R. @jeffr23.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Are there any sets of candidates or districts that cannot be easily matched between the two maps in a one-to-one manner? Any residency requirements unmeetable here?
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Jeff R. @jeffr23.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Because we consistently fail to impose consequences reliably and severely enough to establish a deterrent.
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Jeff R. @jeffr23.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Not a wartime comsigliere.
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Jeff R. @jeffr23.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Genocide denial is never offered in good faith.
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Jeff R. @jeffr23.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
It's certainly amazing that someone managed to make Andy Dick the second worst person to star in that show.
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Jeff R. @jeffr23.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Immigrant opposes real estate scheme.
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Jeff R. @jeffr23.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
You're assuming the tanker makes a 50% margin; it doesn't. It's getting about 5 million a trip on average, napkin math wise, charging by days. So the oil may be insurable barely, but not the boats.
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Jeff R. @jeffr23.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Treat them like any other active spree killer.
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Jeff R. @jeffr23.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I also bet Kit was already on tap for Remus and they had to move him forward into this casting disaster.
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Jeff R. @jeffr23.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Lobster wine?
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Jeff R. @jeffr23.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Kraven pulls Petra's mask off his face, has the Epiphany, and puts down the shotgun.
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Jeff R. @jeffr23.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Acting in a production with a diverse writing room and/or BIPOC director.
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Jeff R. @jeffr23.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Most of them (the -head ones at least) were coined by The Hulk, who I guess had a bit of bully in the green persona.
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Jeff R. @jeffr23.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Evangelists are Calvinists and Calvinists are Satan worshippers.
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Jeff R. @jeffr23.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
The box art on 2600 games kicked ass; it certainly raised expectations far beyond what the console could deliver.
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Jeff R. @jeffr23.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Those tend to gravitate toward the Anabasis instead.
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Matt Ortega @mattortega.com · 24/07/2026
Musk was explicitly warned many times that "people will die as a result" if he destroyed USAID. He did it anyway. I don't know how else to describe an action that you knowingly take that ultimately kills people.
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Jeff R. @jeffr23.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Anti-vaxxers should be treated no differently than any other active spree killer.
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Jeff R. @jeffr23.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
If we hadn't gotten rid of dueling this kind if thing wouldn't happeb.
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Jeff R. @jeffr23.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Not quite, they don't get a chance until the day is over but want it so much they get married on the spot.
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Jeff R. @jeffr23.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
It's weird to use the past tense when half of the show is yet to air.
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Jeff R. @jeffr23.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Was Duck and cover less traumatizing?
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Jeff R. @jeffr23.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
A Day at the Races.
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Jeff R. @jeffr23.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Beak!
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I call Elon Musk a Nazi because he's an avowed white supremacist who undermines democracies, incites pogroms, targets minorities, intentionally caused the death of >750,000 people (so far) while laughing about it ("feeding USAID into the wood chipper"), and did a Sieg Heil at Trump's inauguration.
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Jeff R. @jeffr23.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
We had all three kinds of soccer games today, a 0-0 tie, a 1-1 tie and a 2-2 tie.
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Jeff R. @jeffr23.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Inalienable means inalienable.
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Emma Evans @trance.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Hill I will die on Vaccinations should be mandatory for everyone, unless medically contraindicated and there should be consequences for any parent engaging in medical neglect and criminal consequences when that neglect maims or kills their children
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atticus goldfinch @atticusgf.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Honestly think every one of the six are treasonous at this point. Intentionally oath-breaking.
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Jeff R. @jeffr23.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
They are Calvinists, which is to say devil-worshippers.
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Jordan Collver @jordancollver.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I should be working, and yet...
Cover of the comic ABSOLUTE BATMAN altered to say ABSOLUTE HORSES with Batman's face swapped out for the snout of a horse.
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Jeff R. @jeffr23.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Anyone present who did not laugh loudly Robert's face should be life-changingly ashamed of themselves.
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Jeff R. @jeffr23.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
...the richest man in the world signs legal documents without running them by lawyers or even close reading them himself? How many more unexploded time bombs are there? Someday he'll make the Hughes Estate look orderly...
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