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Jeff Graham

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Jeff Graham @jeffgraham.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
<whispering> Psst... JD... The call is coming from inside the House.
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jesse @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Zohran Mamdani has been oddly silent on whether LSU should be permitted to remain in the SEC
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Jeff Graham @jeffgraham.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
This was written as though he has the capability for empathy.
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Jeff Graham @jeffgraham.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Without saying your age what is your favorite movie from the year you turned 18
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Jeff Graham @jeffgraham.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
There is a >99.99999% chance that this is the first time he saw this text.
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Jeff Graham @jeffgraham.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I'm betting they donned those cosplay cowboy hats 15 seconds before they walked into that room.
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Jeff Graham @jeffgraham.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
30 seconds before he posted this, he asked the room, "What does this mean, 'First they came for the algae?' Is it a reference to something?"
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Jeff Graham @jeffgraham.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Wait... I thought maga hated Bud Light
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Jeff Graham @jeffgraham.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
MW Mullin thinks the Holiday Inn is a luxury resort...
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Jeff Graham @jeffgraham.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Dog sitting in flames meme, speaking in RFKJ voice, "This is fine."
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Jeff Graham @jeffgraham.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
The comments...
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Jeff Graham @jeffgraham.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
He reads this like a C- student that didn't do the work, paid someone else to write his paper, and the live reading is the first time he's seen it.
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Jeff Graham @jeffgraham.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Frankly, the shots probably woke him up.
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Lindsay Beyerstein @beyerstein.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
The Access of Evil
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Jeff Graham @jeffgraham.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
A social media sorbet for you...
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Jeff Graham @jeffgraham.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
25th Amendment. Now, please!
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boneyardz.bsky.social @boneyardz.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
This was as purposeful and powerful as a rock concert gets in 2026. And arguably the most deeply impactful performance Springsteen has given in the Twin Cities since his 1975 debut, writes critic Jon Bream.
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Jeff Graham @jeffgraham.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
As always,
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snoop dogg is sitting in a chair with his hands in his pockets and the word perfection written on the screen behind him .
ALT: snoop dogg is sitting in a chair with his hands in his pockets and the word perfection written on the screen behind him .
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Jeff Graham @jeffgraham.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
A video sorbet for you
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Jeff Graham @jeffgraham.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Didn't he just say last week that we had anticipated Iran hitting their neighbor states?
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Jeff Graham @jeffgraham.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Considering the knots into which MAGA politicians will twist themselves to avoid calling this a war, shouldn't SECDEF Hegseth abandon referring to our troops as "Warfighters" and start calling them "Short-term experience fighters"?
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Jeff Graham @jeffgraham.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
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Jeff Graham @jeffgraham.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
No, Maria, it's the military that is trained to kill. LEOs are trained to deescalate. I mean, if they're even trained at all...
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Jeff Graham @jeffgraham.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
When FOTUS* farts, I wonder if Carr can smell the Big Mac.
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Jeff Graham @jeffgraham.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Him: "The cheap cuts are very inexpensive." Me: "Oh, wow!! Teach me more, Mr. Mathemagician!!!"
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Jeff Graham @jeffgraham.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Genius
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Jeff Graham @jeffgraham.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
That dumbass reporter got every bit of derision he deserved.
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Jeff Graham @jeffgraham.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
It appears he's finally using the old, "Match the makeup on the back of your hand to your face" tip. Or do I have that backwards?
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Jeff Graham @jeffgraham.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
"I was only following orders."
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Carl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 25/01/2026
It appears that this legend owns a little bookstore — and you can order books from him instead of Bezos. Link in next post.
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Fraud is a serious crime that merits laying siege to an entire city and collectively punishing every immigrant from Somalia. It's also a crime for which you can be pardoned and relieved of compensating your victims, so long as some of the money you stole finds its way to the president.
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Trump Sets Fraudster Free From Prison for a Second Time
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Jeff Graham @jeffgraham.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
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Patti Olivier 💙VOTE BLUE @patti3333.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
LET'S READ ABOUT COURT RULING "May not deliberately or recklessly place themselves in a position of danger and then JUSTIFY DEADLY FORCE as self-defense when that danger was foreseeable and avoidable. " Kirby v. Duva court ruling
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Jeff Graham @jeffgraham.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
The talking haircut on the left seems to prefer FOTUS's bronzer.
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Jeff Graham @jeffgraham.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Trump on Democrats: "They should say 'great job.' They shouldn't say, 'Oh gee, maybe it's not constitutional.' You know, the same old stuff that we've been hearing for years and years and years."
The US Constitution in a burning room, saying "This is fine."
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
This message hits hard.
Graphic with a blue background and large white text reading “DEAR AMERICAN FRIENDS.” Below is a screenshot of a post explaining that Canada does not have CBS, that a “60 Minutes” episode aired normally in Canada, and stating that Canadian networks are not subject to U.S. government interference. The post ends with “We’re not under a dictatorship. You are.”
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Jeff Graham @jeffgraham.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
The correct wording would be "fewer requirements," Madame Secretary of Education...
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Jeff Graham @jeffgraham.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
I need a YouTube link to this play
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Jeff Graham @jeffgraham.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
@dignthegarden.bsky.social HAHAHAHAhahahahahaha...
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Jamison Foser @jamisonfoser.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
I'm going to go out on a limb and say this is probably the first time in American history a sitting governor has used that particular -- and particularly apt -- phrase in a public speech
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Jeff Graham @jeffgraham.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Hey, @kevinmkruse.bsky.social, I would love to see a reputable polling organization ask registered Republicans whether they would vote for St. Ronnie or the Orange Wankmaggot.
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Jeff Graham @jeffgraham.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Why is he so obsessed with burying his victims on golf courses?
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Jeff Graham @jeffgraham.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Hey, George Soros... I was at the Houston #NoKings rally today. Where do I go to get my $100,000?
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Jeff Graham @jeffgraham.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
#nokingshouston
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Jeff Graham @jeffgraham.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand: Finance won't approve terms.
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Jeff Graham @jeffgraham.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
And this, Your Honor, is what I call Exhibit A.
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Jeff Graham @jeffgraham.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
@jimmykimmellive.bsky.social #showmeyourhellhole
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 03/10/2025
Please join me in congratulating Woman on her appointment
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Jeff Graham @jeffgraham.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
IOW, just lay back and enjoy it.
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Jeff Graham @jeffgraham.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Dearest Piper, The days drag on without you by my side. Being an unofficial ICE agent is hard, especially around Them™. Sure, I get to physically assault anyone I want to, even though I'm not *technically* allowed to do so, but having people say hurtful things to me takes all the fun out of it. 1/4
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