Jeff Graham @jeffgraham.bsky.social · 11/09/2026<whispering> Psst... JD... The call is coming from inside the House. 000
Jeff Graham @jeffgraham.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Isn't this shockingly close to what cost Brian Williams his job? 011
Reposted by Jeff Grahaman appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Zohran Mamdani has been oddly silent on whether LSU should be permitted to remain in the SEC 824119
Jeff Graham @jeffgraham.bsky.social · 01/09/2026My man looks like he's proud of the case he presented against Delta House to Dean Wormer. 000
Jeff Graham @jeffgraham.bsky.social · 01/09/2026My man looks like he just finished presenting his case against Delta House to Dean Wormer. 010
Jeff Graham @jeffgraham.bsky.social · 21/08/2026This was written as though he has the capability for empathy. 000
Jeff Graham @jeffgraham.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Without saying your age what is your favorite movie from the year you turned 18 000
Jeff Graham @jeffgraham.bsky.social · 24/07/2026There is a >99.99999% chance that this is the first time he saw this text. 000
Jeff Graham @jeffgraham.bsky.social · 21/07/2026I'm betting they donned those cosplay cowboy hats 15 seconds before they walked into that room. 000
Jeff Graham @jeffgraham.bsky.social · 21/07/2026You can tell they aren't real cowboys by the fact that they're wearing their cosplay hats indoors. 000
Jeff Graham @jeffgraham.bsky.social · 18/07/2026My man looks like a penis was granted its wish to become a real boy 020
Jeff Graham @jeffgraham.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Yeah, you can tell how the heat is affecting crowds by watching the FIFA World Cup, where the crowds are <checks notes> breaking records everywhere... 2141
Jeff Graham @jeffgraham.bsky.social · 23/06/202630 seconds before he posted this, he asked the room, "What does this mean, 'First they came for the algae?' Is it a reference to something?" 000
Jeff Graham @jeffgraham.bsky.social · 19/06/2026My man looks like he's waiting to audition for the role of Max Bialystock in "The Producers" 010
Jeff Graham @jeffgraham.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Yeah, but for those two days, it looked really blue. 000
Jeff Graham @jeffgraham.bsky.social · 29/05/2026MW Mullin thinks the Holiday Inn is a luxury resort... 000
Jeff Graham @jeffgraham.bsky.social · 26/05/2026I can't tell, but is he riding that rhino side-saddle? What a beta cuck... 000
Jeff Graham @jeffgraham.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Too bad this season of SNL has ended. Will Ferrell could play this guy. 000
Jeff Graham @jeffgraham.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Dog sitting in flames meme, speaking in RFKJ voice, "This is fine." 000
Jeff Graham @jeffgraham.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Someone with video editing skills needs to take Opera Man's "El Dozo" appearance on Weekend Update and replace the images of Bush the Smarter with clips of the Orange Wankmaggot. 010
Jeff Graham @jeffgraham.bsky.social · 05/05/2026"The doctors tell me I have the biggest heart they've ever seen. No one's ever seen a heart this large. They call it "enlarged." So large you wouldn't believe it." 040
Jeff Graham @jeffgraham.bsky.social · 04/05/2026She responded, "When the owls take over, owlet you live." 050
Jeff Graham @jeffgraham.bsky.social · 28/04/2026He reads this like a C- student that didn't do the work, paid someone else to write his paper, and the live reading is the first time he's seen it. 000
Reposted by Jeff GrahamLindsay Beyerstein @beyerstein.bsky.social · 24/04/2026The Access of Evil 16476261317
Jeff Graham @jeffgraham.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Reminds me of when W was making a stump speech and said he just met a woman working three jobs to feed her kids and keep a roof over her head. He then commented, "That's uniquely American, isn't it?" Yes... Yes, it is. 041
