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Jeff Cummings

@jeffcummings.bsky.social
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Jeff Cummings @jeffcummings.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Fitbit AI: you only have a readiness score of 15, take it easy today and skip the workout. Me: Fuck you, 5K PR.
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Jeff Cummings @jeffcummings.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Imagine how much good could be done in the world if all that pro sports money was spent on basically anything else.
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Jeff Cummings @jeffcummings.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
If Facebook would just spin out a standalone Marketplace app, I might just actually use a product they make.
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Jeff Cummings @jeffcummings.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Not to weigh-in on how Framework handled the recent RAM issue on 13 Pro orders, but damn, I'm glad I only ordered 16 GB to begin with. My 13 Pro order is a Chromebook Plus replacement that's gonna run Linux, so even the (nearly) base model option I picked is still a pretty big upgrade....
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Jeff Cummings @jeffcummings.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
6.71 mile running PR last night and I just got fully woken up by one of the worst leg cramps I've ever had... Yay me.
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Jeff Cummings @jeffcummings.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Just hit a 6 mile run last night, for the first time in like 15-ish years. Now matching the previous range, about 10 minutes slower overall though, but that's fixable.
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Jeff Cummings @jeffcummings.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I've been waiting for someone to mention Smarter Child since ChatGPT was announced. Didn't think it would take literal years, but thanks @andrewmanganelli.bsky.social for mentioning it on wvfrm.
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Jeff Cummings @jeffcummings.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Weird that the Google Health app and Gemini in the Google Health app seem to start/end weeks on different days. GH: Sunday-Saturday Gemini: Monday-Sunday
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Jeff Cummings @jeffcummings.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Just rebased from GNOME to KDE Plasma. 🐧
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Jeff Cummings @jeffcummings.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Instead of sending Iran $300B, can we just send Elon over there?? He's supposedly "worth" like a trillion dollars anyways smh.
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Jeff Cummings @jeffcummings.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Not sure who does, but I don't really think I need a new pop-up notification every minute or so for as long as my Pixel Buds have been fully charged.... Five notifications so far in the time it took to type this post...do better Google.*
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Jeff Cummings @jeffcummings.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I'm excited to announce that after seven years of membership, Costco Connection is finally addressed to ME instead of some prior home owner.
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Jeff Cummings @jeffcummings.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
There's no such thing as a billionaire without a body count.
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Vincenzo Salvatore @ebaul.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Interesting...well, let's see...oh, that's right because they CHEATED
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Cashlin @cashlin.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Yes mom We need this for cigarette night and im throwing a fit if we dont have it
A gallon of hello kitty strawberry caffeinated monster energy milk
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Iris (Fleur-de-less) @irishofle.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I love visuals that show what's actually happening. I wish our military would save us, but I'm starting to think that won't happen.
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Jeff Cummings @jeffcummings.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I just stumbled upon a reminder of what could have been...
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Pat G🇨🇦 🍁🏳️‍🌈🍉 @pguist.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
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Scott MacFarlane @macfarlanenews.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
NEW: Sen. Richard Blumenthal (D-CT) offered amendment to block Trump’s newly-established $1.776 billion taxpayer-funded pot of money from "making any payments to convicted child predators" Multiple pardoned Jan 6 rioters have been accused of child abuse Amendment was blocked
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bluevoter24.bsky.social @bluevoter24.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Fuck this. #fuck
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WIRED @wired.com · 20/05/2026
One line tucked into a federal highway bill would strip funds from cities and states unless they kill their automated plate tracking programs—effectively banning the tech for all but toll collection. www.wired.com/story/a-bipa...
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A Bipartisan Amendment Would End Police License Plate Tracking Nationwide
One line tucked into a federal highway bill would strip funds from cities and states unless they kill their automated plate tracking programs—effectively banning the tech for all but toll collection.
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tommyboy0690.bsky.social @tommyboy0690.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
OK forget about what I said yesterday - THIS is the absolute worst picture of Trump ever taken. So for fuck’s sake, out of basic human decency, do not retweet it and accidentally expose more people to it. Fuckface would be devastated.
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Patrick Lovell The Producer @patricklovellpresentsthecleannewdeal.com · 18/05/2026
Any President that sues his own government, while in office, should immediately be impeached
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The Scot 💙🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦 @thescot.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
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Jeff Cummings @jeffcummings.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
He's a pedophile too. Let's not forget.
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Daryl Hannah @dhlovelife.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
they had to stop Colbert because people laughing at them hurts them the most (it all started with Obama joking at the White House correspondence dinner)
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Pierre Polyester @canadian-critic.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
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Jeff Cummings @jeffcummings.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
So we can apparently put out fires with infrasound now. How long until we get some truck-mounted LRAD type deal that they just fire off to put out wildfires?
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Jeff Cummings @jeffcummings.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Allergy season was supposed to be overrr 🤧🙄
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Jeff Cummings @jeffcummings.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Damn, either Slay the Spire is really hard or I just suck.
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Jeff Cummings @jeffcummings.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Something something "thoughts and prayers" or whatever.
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Jeff Cummings @jeffcummings.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
My Linux PC is weird. A lot of the overall look is a lot like ChromeOS/Material Design, the desktop layout is like MacOS, and I use it mostly to play Windows games.
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Jeff Cummings @jeffcummings.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Can it be August yet? Already sick of waiting for the Framework 13 Pro I pre-ordered yesterday lol.
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Jeff Cummings @jeffcummings.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
I'm really thinking about trying to install CachyOS on a Samsung Chromebook Plus. Someone please talk me out of this lol
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The Verge @theverge.com · 10/04/2026
Now the FAA says gamers are the answer to its air traffic controller shortage
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Now the FAA says gamers are the answer to its air traffic controller shortage
The FAA has tried to recruit gamers before.
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Art Candee 🍿🥤 @artcandee.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Democratic House Rep. Ted Lieu to Trump’s FCC Chair Brendan Carr: “Take your fascist shit and shove it.” 🔥
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Orange Dick Tater Hater @realbiscuitspaw.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a green heron points to the ski excitedly while a space shuttle flies away. The heron says, “the humans are all leaving! Panel 2: the heron continues, “we can finally enjoy the unaltered beauty of the earth!” Panel 3: the heron stands smiling. Behind it a group of beavers wearing hard hats and safety gear are building a giant log structure. Two of them are looking at a blueprint, another in the back is using a chainsaw.
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Jeff Cummings @jeffcummings.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
So the judge intervened because he thought they might get what they deserve...?
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Jeff Cummings @jeffcummings.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
How am I this late to enjoying Celsius? god damn
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Jeff Cummings @jeffcummings.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
So did Trump order those schoolgirl murders specifically, or do we think he just sees it as some kind of fun bonus?
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Art Candee 🍿🥤 @artcandee.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
I wonder if Donald Trump is using drones to strike Iran that come from the Israeli company Eric just invested in. Or drones from the drone company where Don Jr. sits on the board. 🤔
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Jeff Cummings @jeffcummings.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
This, but much louder. From the full-chest.
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The Fake History Hunter @fakehistoryhunter.net · 28/02/2026
Just your regularly scheduled share of this masterpiece by @tomgauld.bsky.social
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Violet @violetbunnikins.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
I remember this poster from the Vietnam era.
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Jeff Cummings @jeffcummings.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Forgive me.
A floor vent space that's clearly been cut through a rug.

It's a cheap rug at least. Mostly white naturally, but with my kids/dogs it's usually more of a gray/brown anyways.
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Lanzifer Longinus @lanziferlonginus.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
youtu.be/PyM4uAJBujA?...
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Steve Morgan @steveve.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
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Jeff Cummings @jeffcummings.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Why yes, I do sleep more when I have more time for sleeping... 🙄
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Jeff Cummings @jeffcummings.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Didn't even realize Amazon's creepy neighborhood surveillance network was supposed to be a Flock collaboration. Fuck that shit even more now.
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