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Jeff Kaos

@jeff-kaos.bsky.social
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Just your typical every day Gen X skate punk from the inner city of Milwaukee that went to war, married an immigrant and got a science degree. I'm sure there's a million guys like me.

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Jeff Kaos @jeff-kaos.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
If #7 would've just got up, instead of rolling around trying to trick everyone that he was ran into, nothing would've happened. He tried to run a scam and it backfired.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/03/2026
“In all this talk about who was responsible and how this happened, are we just going to ignore the fact that girls were allowed to learn?” said Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth
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Pete Hegseth Questions What Girls Were Doing In School To Begin With
WASHINGTON—Saying critics of the missile strike that killed at least 175 civilians were dodging a fundamental question, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth on Friday demanded to know what girls were doing ...
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Jeff Kaos @jeff-kaos.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
One the bright side for Canadian hockey fans: you get to live in Canada.
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Jeff Kaos @jeff-kaos.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
I feel like America really needs this win since we've had nothing but losses here since the last election
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Jeff Kaos @jeff-kaos.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
"Hughes is back on the ice, not sure about all of his teeth" This is the funniest shit I've heard on TV in a while.
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Jeff Kaos @jeff-kaos.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
I think the greatest line during these Olympics came from Kurt Russel in the promo for the USA-Canada Gold Medal hockey game: "this isn't David versus Goliath, this is Clash of the Titans. This is Kong versus Godzilla".
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Jeff Kaos @jeff-kaos.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
thehill.com/homenews/edu... I'm not really sure how this works for kids nowadays but when I was in high school in the late 80s some geezer ass white rich guy telling me that walking out would go on my "Permanent Record" probably would've made me want to do it more.
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Hundreds of students suspended, schools under close watch over anti-ICE walkouts
Hundreds of K-12 students across the country have received detention or suspension after participating in classroom walkouts to protest U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) efforts.&…
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Jeff Kaos @jeff-kaos.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Anyone know when Olympic curlers actually sleep? Every time I launch the Peacock app to watch the Winter Games there's a live curling match happening.
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Jeff Kaos @jeff-kaos.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Taking a shot every time someone wins a medal during the Olympics doesn't really work when your just watching highlights. I'm not even sure what day it is now.
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a man with dreadlocks is making a face and saying i think i 'm drunk
ALT: a man with dreadlocks is making a face and saying i think i 'm drunk
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Jeff Kaos @jeff-kaos.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
If you listened to @dropkickmurphys.com back in the day and are just now realizing what there politics are you're a fucking moron.
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Jeff Kaos @jeff-kaos.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
How come no one is condemning the half dozen other ICE officers just standing there watching?
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Jeff Kaos @jeff-kaos.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Pre-Season football hits different. Without network announcers and national commercials it feels like watching a minor league baseball game. I'm half waiting for the mascots to have a race at half-time
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Jeff Kaos @jeff-kaos.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
If you need something to keep you going just tell yourself that all we have to do is wait out the Baby Boomers. Once they're gone we'll be okay.
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Jeff Kaos @jeff-kaos.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
I'm going because me and my best buddy had gone to at least a dozen Rifftrax shows, in theaters and live, before he passed away. RIP Jay, me and Nick will be there in your memory. Also, Nick's my teenage son so I won't be sneaking in any whiskey. Well....maybe a little.
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CALL TO ACTIVISM @calltoactivism.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
This is Marco Rubio explaining how the USA promised to defend Ukraine forever if they got rid of their nuclear arsenal left after the Soviet Union fell. This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.
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Jeff Kaos @jeff-kaos.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
I'm all for cutting government waste but I'm not sure that shitcanning a bunch of low-level new hires and paid interns is the most effective way to do that. Not when Corporate Tax Loopholes are right effing there!
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Jeff Kaos @jeff-kaos.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Why the hell are so many Super Bowl commercials so gross tonight?
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/02/2025
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Controversial Puppy Bowl Star Shits During National Anthem
NEW YORK—Eliciting a loud mix of boos and applause from the stands, Puppy Bowl star Mabel, a 1-year-old Jack Russell Terrier, controversially chose to shit Sunday during the game’s national anthem. “F...
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Raw Story @rawstory.com · 10/02/2025
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Billionaire Mark Cuban goes to war with Musk's team: 'They don’t want anyone questioning'
Mark Cuban on Sunday took the fight directly to fellow billionaire Elon Musk, as well as the so-called Department of Governmental Efficiency. Cuban, who supported Vice President Kamala Harris in the...
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Jeff Kaos @jeff-kaos.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
#SuperBowl @philadelphiaeagles.bsky.social youtu.be/9Gc4QTqslN4?...
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The Trashmen - Surfin Bird - Bird is the Word 1963 (ALT End with Andre Van Duin) (UNOFFICIAL VIDEO)
YouTube video by VDJ MikeyMike
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Jeff Kaos @jeff-kaos.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
So, the fix is in early.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
More of this, America.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 08/02/2025
Does “Golden Age” refer to a time when planes keep crashing, eggs cost $10–15 a dozen, the U.S. is being booed and protested by all our allies, workers are losing their jobs, and Americans’ personal data is being rummaged through by unelected oligarchs and their strange crew of 20-something incels?
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BrooklynDad_Defiant! @mmpadellan.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
LMAOOO who did this
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NFL MEMES @nflmemewar.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Grease the poles! #Eagles #nfl #nflmemes #Chiefs #Eagles #flyeaglesfly #superbowl #NFL
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
There's a petulant idiot from Queens, New York in the White House who is going to tank the American economy because he's too simple-minded to understand how tariffs work. There's another petulant idiot from Pretoria, South Africa trying to dismantle the US government. Most Americans: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Jeff Kaos @jeff-kaos.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
@cbs58.bsky.social go fuck yourselves. Cowards!
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PoliticsGirl @politicsgirl.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Dude. I'm Pissed. youtube.com/shorts/zBYoY...
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What The F***?!
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Debbies @7debbies2.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
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Jeff Kaos @jeff-kaos.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
I suppose if the Trump administration wants to ship people off to Mexico they'll have to cross the border illegally. Ironic.
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AntisocialWorker @antisocialworker77.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
hAnD gEsTuRe Literally no steps you will take to be stop being part of the problem, are there #WeSawWhatWeSaw
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Jeff Kaos @jeff-kaos.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
How come "owning the libs" is a rallying cry for conservatives but "we're sorry we hurt your feelings" ends up being the motto of liberals when they try to stand up to them?
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Jeff Kaos @jeff-kaos.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Democratic politicians are a lot like video game publishers when they make a sequel to a popular game. Instead of listening to the fans of the game and trying to make the game they want they look at ways to change things in order to bring in new fans. The longtime fans will buy it anyway.
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Jeff Kaos @jeff-kaos.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
If I was a Ravens fan I'd fell more confident if a 2 point conversions wasn't necessary to tie the game
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Jeff Kaos @jeff-kaos.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
It feels like TikTok is getting more media coverage in the last 3 days than the entire Iraq War got in the 10 years it was going on.
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Jeff Kaos @jeff-kaos.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Damn, the snow came down fast in Philly. I wasn't expecting a white field until the 2nd half.
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Jeff Kaos @jeff-kaos.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
If the Lions lose, and it's looking like they will, this game is all anyone will talk about whenever they play next season.
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Jeff Kaos @jeff-kaos.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Lions v Commanders: I did not see this game coming.
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Jeff Kaos @jeff-kaos.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Are the Comanders going to knock out the Lions.
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Jeff Kaos @jeff-kaos.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Okay, how in the hell did LaPorta make that catch?
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Jeff Kaos @jeff-kaos.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
The commercials for The Bachelor look like parodies of commercials for The Bachelor.
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Jeff Kaos @jeff-kaos.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
I'll say this: the Texans defence was a lot of fun to watch today.
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