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Jeff Kaos @jeff-kaos.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

If #7 would've just got up, instead of rolling around trying to trick everyone that he was ran into, nothing would've happened. He tried to run a scam and it backfired.

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Jeff Kaos @jeff-kaos.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

I heard that he's tried nominating Privete Parts and Major Wood to those positions.

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Jeff Kaos @jeff-kaos.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

When I was in the Army we did this all the time for PT but I never realized how lame it looked.

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Jeff Kaos @jeff-kaos.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

"I'm not the alcoholic. You're the alcoholic! And you...uh drink with rapists. And you smell your own farts and you drink your own pee...." I swear, Trumps entire administration sounds like 8 year old kids. And what the fuck is up with "Ka$h"? Is this guy still in a frat?

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Jeff Kaos @jeff-kaos.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

This is me going to the gas station yesterday

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Jeff Kaos @jeff-kaos.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

Van Oreden is Wisonsin's Marjorie Taylor Green: a total embarrassment to the entire state that makes southwest Wisconsin look like idiotic a-holes.

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Jeff Kaos @jeff-kaos.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

You can buy a pair of headphones for $8 and wireless earbuds for like $20.

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Jeff Kaos @jeff-kaos.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

One cassette player? How are you supposed to make a mix tape with one cassette player? Thos must be for poor people.

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Jeff Kaos @jeff-kaos.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

Sometimes rhe academy gets it right like with The Godfather. And sometimes Shakespeare in Love beats Saving Private Ryan.

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Jeff Kaos @jeff-kaos.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

You have to have a high school diploma to be in the Army. Just sayin'.

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Jeff Kaos @jeff-kaos.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

I just want them to go back where they came from: their mom's basement playing Fortnight with 12 year olds bragging about how much beer they're drinking to look cool.

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Jeff Kaos @jeff-kaos.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

I believe the official tem is "Small Dick Energy".

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Jeff Kaos @jeff-kaos.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

That tracks. And did she buy a bunch of gold plated crap like a typical Trump?

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Jeff Kaos @jeff-kaos.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

I believe "the president had no idea what he has set in motion. None" is at the top of Karoline Leavitt's list of "things I shouldn't say out loud".

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Jeff Kaos @jeff-kaos.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

How does one become an expert in peeing? Is there a college course or something?

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Jeff Kaos @jeff-kaos.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

A life sentence? This dude must've done some really heinous stuff to get that.

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Jeff Kaos @jeff-kaos.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

I figure people can just do what I did: "No, you can't play Roblox".

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Jeff Kaos @jeff-kaos.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

Can't parents just tell their kids they can't play Roblox? Am I missing something?

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Jeff Kaos @jeff-kaos.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

We? Come on, Andrew Tate wouldn't last 5 minutes in uniform. He's one of those dick bags who says "I would've joined the Marines but I would punch out a drill sergeant".

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Jeff Kaos @jeff-kaos.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

I think you need to reread my posts because you seem to think I'm defending this shit show. Trust me: my feelings about America are far worse than yours. And let's be real: when America falls, and fall it will (every empire comes to an end), someone will replace it.

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Jeff Kaos @jeff-kaos.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

You wanna' know the worst part of this shit in the US? At least for me? I spent over 12 years fighting for this country as a medic in the Army. And this is the thanks I get. A country that now wants to figure out how to deport my wife, who is a naturalized citizen, if I step out of line.

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Jeff Kaos @jeff-kaos.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

You know what? You're Canadian so you have no idea what it's like to live in a place run by the dumbest mother fuckers who live here. Do you know how impossible it is to argue with a moron? On the bright side: we're circling the drain so it will ne over soon. Just hope China is a better superpower.

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Jeff Kaos @jeff-kaos.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

Shower though: I'm pretty sure the technology exists to actually debone a chicken wing but I bet they would end up costing like $5 per wing if you sold them

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Jeff Kaos @jeff-kaos.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

You ain't seen nothin' yet. Wait till this administration gets a blank check to start a war with Iran. It just sucks that the check will be signed by the blood of a bunch of young soldiers, sailors and marines.

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Jeff Kaos @jeff-kaos.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

I don't live in a place where hockey is very popular so I don't follow it, but when I picture a hockey team these guys are pretty much what I imagine one looks like.

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Jeff Kaos @jeff-kaos.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

The Closing Ceremony is in tonight. Well, technically it's live today but it'll also be broadcast on prime time. I'm going to skip it today and stream it when my wife gets home from work this evening.

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Jeff Kaos @jeff-kaos.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

"Do something about it"? Well shit guy, why didn't I think of that?

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Jeff Kaos @jeff-kaos.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

One the bright side for Canadian hockey fans: you get to live in Canada.

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Jeff Kaos @jeff-kaos.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

I feel like America really needs this win since we've had nothing but losses here since the last election

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Jeff Kaos @jeff-kaos.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

Well if it makes you feel better Canada, no one feels more insulted by the US government than US citizens.

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Jeff Kaos @jeff-kaos.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

You'll never know what it feels like to root for Team USA when you're also embarrassed by Government USA.

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Jeff Kaos @jeff-kaos.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

"Hughes is back on the ice, not sure about all of his teeth" This is the funniest shit I've heard on TV in a while.

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Jeff Kaos @jeff-kaos.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

I think the greatest line during these Olympics came from Kurt Russel in the promo for the USA-Canada Gold Medal hockey game: "this isn't David versus Goliath, this is Clash of the Titans. This is Kong versus Godzilla".

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Jeff Kaos @jeff-kaos.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

Sure, because without this bill the poor people will just blow their handout on Cheetos and Mountain Dew. I swear, our government is too stupid to believe sometimes. These are the same dipshits who thought "welfare mothers" were driving around in Cadillacs.

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Jeff Kaos @jeff-kaos.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

thehill.com/homenews/edu... I'm not really sure how this works for kids nowadays but when I was in high school in the late 80s some geezer ass white rich guy telling me that walking out would go on my "Permanent Record" probably would've made me want to do it more.

thehill.com

Hundreds of students suspended, schools under close watch over anti-ICE walkouts

Hundreds of K-12 students across the country have received detention or suspension after participating in classroom walkouts to protest U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) efforts.&…

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Jeff Kaos @jeff-kaos.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

So, I wasn't really for the proposed TikTok ban but now, I'm not so sure.

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Jeff Kaos @jeff-kaos.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

Hockey? I thought the Winter Olympics was just curling. Are you telling me there's other sports?

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Jeff Kaos @jeff-kaos.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

This is like a Dead Kennedy's song.

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Jeff Kaos @jeff-kaos.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

Come on, does anyone think for one second that Trump never had sex with a minor?

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Jeff Kaos @jeff-kaos.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

Anyone know when Olympic curlers actually sleep? Every time I launch the Peacock app to watch the Winter Games there's a live curling match happening.

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Jeff Kaos @jeff-kaos.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

How can anyone support this fucking government?

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Jeff Kaos @jeff-kaos.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

I like Ice Fencing slightly better than Iceskate Jousting

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Jeff Kaos @jeff-kaos.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

Sometimes love conquers all. And sometimes love needs a little help from a fistful of Xanax washed down with a tumbler of vodka.

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Jeff Kaos @jeff-kaos.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

Taking a shot every time someone wins a medal during the Olympics doesn't really work when your just watching highlights. I'm not even sure what day it is now.

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a man with dreadlocks is making a face and saying i think i 'm drunk

ALT: a man with dreadlocks is making a face and saying i think i 'm drunk

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Jeff Kaos @jeff-kaos.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

America would be awesome if it wasn't for Trump.

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Jeff Kaos @jeff-kaos.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

I wonder if ICE is going to try to deport him in the middle of his performance?

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