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Rep. Spicoli (D-CA)

@jefespicoli.bsky.social
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Representing the state of California, dude. Logical, stoned and not really Spicoli. #parody #slavaukraini

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Marly Marie @marlymarieport.bsky.social · 8h
We love our Somali neighbors and friends and leave our fucking state alone
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Rep. Spicoli (D-CA) @jefespicoli.bsky.social · 14h
Seems normal trump to me.
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Rep. Spicoli (D-CA) @jefespicoli.bsky.social · 14h
It’s funny though that she runs up a $100k bill and thinks others should pay it down.
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Rep. Spicoli (D-CA) @jefespicoli.bsky.social · 14h
They bring in coders because Americans are anti education.
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Rep. Spicoli (D-CA) @jefespicoli.bsky.social · 14h
Like 8 mobility devices in this clip.
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Rep. Spicoli (D-CA) @jefespicoli.bsky.social · 14h
Just die already
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Rep. Spicoli (D-CA) @jefespicoli.bsky.social · 14h
Still not dead, huh?
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Rep. Spicoli (D-CA) @jefespicoli.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Will THIS ONE surround the White House? Cuz no one in DC cares.
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Rep. Spicoli (D-CA) @jefespicoli.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Those bitches jacked me for a twenty spot behind the Berkeley co-op!
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Rep. Spicoli (D-CA) @jefespicoli.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
He’s gonna have his black son over and count cumshots.
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Rep. Spicoli (D-CA) @jefespicoli.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“thousands of customers” lol
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Rep. Spicoli (D-CA) @jefespicoli.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Whatta caboose!
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Rep. Spicoli (D-CA) @jefespicoli.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ghilaisne Maxwell.
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Rep. Spicoli (D-CA) @jefespicoli.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I wish. Dems gonna fuxk up again.
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Rep. Spicoli (D-CA) @jefespicoli.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Is verbal diarrhea really a choice?
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 06/10/2026
Trump calls Natalie on stage, checks out her legs, calls her "perfect," then floats creating a reality show w/ her -- & other lowlights from his rally tonight in Nebraska (Including Trump saying of Iran, "Let them take out Los Angeles, let them take out San Diego. This is very small price to pay")
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Rep. Spicoli (D-CA) @jefespicoli.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It’s sort of a legitimate question. Dems are so incapable, the only notable thing they’ve done in ten years is lose repeatedly to fascists, pedos and criminals.
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Rep. Spicoli (D-CA) @jefespicoli.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think you’re doing it wrong.
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Rep. Spicoli (D-CA) @jefespicoli.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A challenge for a Dem congress.
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Rep. Spicoli (D-CA) @jefespicoli.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Is this practice for storming the White House… or… do we think this means something?
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Rep. Spicoli (D-CA) @jefespicoli.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The staffers who assured Eric Schmitt that Jack Smith was definitely at an Atlanta Hawks have been identified
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Stoicdao Stoic Dao
ALT: Stoicdao Stoic Dao
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Rep. Spicoli (D-CA) @jefespicoli.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Can we even trust these idiots to make the right decisions to protect us from Drones?
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Rep. Spicoli (D-CA) @jefespicoli.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“Were you at the Jimi Hendrix concert on Sept 22, 2026?”
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Rep. Spicoli (D-CA) @jefespicoli.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I pray you’re right.
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Rep. Spicoli (D-CA) @jefespicoli.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
And at this point the Dems still seem unable to defend themselves, just laying on the floor bleeding out even as Trump hands them the midterms. Just the most absolutely “we go high” losers ever.
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Rep. Spicoli (D-CA) @jefespicoli.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
PLEAS PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE GO AFTER THESE MFKERS. PLEASE.
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The Liberal BoJack @thelibbojack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
After he’s dead, we’re gonna find out that the man who ruined our country was never actually elected, aren’t we?
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Community Notes for the win here, Megyn Kelly. 👌
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Rep. Spicoli (D-CA) @jefespicoli.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
In the real world, beyond the Fox News bubble, plans are being made, infrastructure reinforced, while the GOP still shouts "Hoax!" It's a show for idiots.
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Rep. Spicoli (D-CA) @jefespicoli.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
They were kinda blatant about it. They always photograph protesters.
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Rep. Spicoli (D-CA) @jefespicoli.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“The hoax of AI?” What kind of question is that?
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Rep. Spicoli (D-CA) @jefespicoli.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They just gonna move Bari Weiss to CNN to do the same thing.
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Rep. Spicoli (D-CA) @jefespicoli.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Looks the same to me.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Way to go, California! Gov. Gavin Newsom signed a bill yesterday banning law enforcement (ICE) from using electric shock gloves.
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Rep. Spicoli (D-CA) @jefespicoli.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#1 - Whitney Houston #2 - Jimi Hendrix #3 - Mariachi Herencia de Mexico 🇺🇸
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Rep. Spicoli (D-CA) @jefespicoli.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Why are the tech billionaires evil chuds? Not a Tony Stark among them.
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Rep. Spicoli (D-CA) @jefespicoli.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Nazis didn’t kill Jews until the costs of keeping them alive became too much.
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Rep. Spicoli (D-CA) @jefespicoli.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Why would they want Mexico? Is genocide part of that plan?
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🔥JACK SMITH: "Trump engaged in serious crimes against 🇺🇸- a criminal scheme to prevent a lawful transfer of power... the rule of law faces challenges unlike any we've experienced. I won't be silenced by threats of prosecution. While fear may be contagious, courage is as well."
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Rep. Spicoli (D-CA) @jefespicoli.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Job, family, life… good for her I guess.
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Douglas Reyes-CeroÑ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Star Spangled Banner being played by the Mariachi Herencia de Mexico band before the Bears-Eagles game in Chicago on Monday Night Football was a deeply cool thing to see tonight
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Rep. Spicoli (D-CA) @jefespicoli.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So… why?
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Rep. Spicoli (D-CA) @jefespicoli.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You’re such a pencil neck. Dislodge Jeffries and Schumer. Don’t aplrove any more of Trump’s nominees you fuqqing kuhnt.
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Rep. Spicoli (D-CA) @jefespicoli.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Look, the marches around the country are great. But the people we need to dislodge don’t GAF. We need ONE march that ends and stays at the White House. And if November is shady, then it’s time to rip the whole thing down.
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Sen. Catherine Cortez Masto @cortezmasto.senate.gov · 28/09/2026
The Trump Admin. sent Nevada a list of people it claimed were noncitizens who registered to vote. Our election officials reviewed the list: every person on it was a U.S. citizen.
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Rep. Spicoli (D-CA) @jefespicoli.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I adhere to facts. Dude. www.foxnews.com/outkick-spor...
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Cardinals backup cornerback fined by NFL for writing 'Glory Be 2 God' on his eyeblack
Cardinals cornerback Kei'Trel Clark was fined $6,651 by the NFL for writing "Glory Be 2 God" on his eyeblack, violating uniform rules against personal messages.
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Rep. Spicoli (D-CA) @jefespicoli.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Last week they told a Christian to take his message off his eyeblack. So, cry or whatever but they are consistent.
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Truth 👇
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Rep. Spicoli (D-CA) @jefespicoli.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
All these marches around the country are emotional masturbation. The person we need to FUQQ is in the White House.
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Rep. Spicoli (D-CA) @jefespicoli.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It’s against the uniform code. Please stop. They made a guy take his bible verses off his eyeblack too. Just stop.
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