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Jocelyn @jechatnoir.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

In a fit of I don’t know what I have ordered 2 books- War and Peace by Leo Tolstoy and 107 days by @kamalaharris.com and I love this for me

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Jocelyn @jechatnoir.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

It probably wasn’t totally my fault but I maybe was a factor in my cast mate dislocating her thumb and boy do I feel bad about it 😣

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Jocelyn @jechatnoir.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

You ever get paralyzed by the bad news machine in your hands?

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Jocelyn @jechatnoir.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

I have an IMDb listing for a short film I did and that is awesome and fun. But my name is spelled wrong and is there a way I can fix that?? I

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Jocelyn @jechatnoir.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

I mean- he is the governor of California and I think that really explains everything.

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Jocelyn @jechatnoir.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

I had something really bizarre sent to me in a spam message on messenger. Does anyone out there have the singular talent of being able to track who a spam account belongs to?

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Jocelyn @jechatnoir.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

Without downloading new pics, where are you mentally?

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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 24/07/2025

South Park is getting canceled after this lmao.

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Jocelyn @jechatnoir.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

Y’all think they’ll let Ghislaine out when they tell her to testify that nothing ever happened?

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Jocelyn @jechatnoir.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

There is a weirdly large population of fake Keanu accounts forever trying to get with me.

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Jocelyn @jechatnoir.bsky.social · 11/07/2025

Today years old when I learned my dad’s birthday is also the anniversary of the day Aaron Burr shot Alexander Hamilton (it’s today)

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Jocelyn @jechatnoir.bsky.social · 10/07/2025

The asshole from the Real World Vegas is going to run NASA.

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Jocelyn @jechatnoir.bsky.social · 09/07/2025

Nothing hits quite like actor dinner time

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Jocelyn @jechatnoir.bsky.social · 28/06/2025

“I’m gonna disassociate so hard,” —me, on the subject of upcoming family vacation

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Jocelyn @jechatnoir.bsky.social · 28/06/2025

When the constitutional crisis hits the fan, I like to go shopping. What are yinz doing???

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Jocelyn @jechatnoir.bsky.social · 27/06/2025

SCOTUS has me laying in the dark with a cool cloth on my forehead I love this

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Jocelyn @jechatnoir.bsky.social · 24/06/2025

Um anyone else feel like there is just too much going on

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

EXCLUSIVE — The Onion has a full-page ad in today’s NYT featuring part of an editorial calling out congressional fecklessness towards Trump. They also sent a copy of their latest issue to every lawmaker. My report, with an excerpt from the full editorial: www.thehandbasket.co/p/exclusive-...

The Onion NYT ad. The headline of the editorial says “CONGRESS, NOW MORE THAN EVER OUR NATION NEEDS YOUR COWARDICE”

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Jocelyn @jechatnoir.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

It’s like I had a really wonderful summer day with horses and alpacas and wine but also we’re in fucking hell.

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Jocelyn @jechatnoir.bsky.social · 21/06/2025

Apparently my seven year old nephew doesn’t understand ambient lighting

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Jocelyn @jechatnoir.bsky.social · 18/06/2025

Cannot get over the cognitive dissonance of simply being aware of current events and then working in a corporate environment that is not responding to any of it.

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Jocelyn @jechatnoir.bsky.social · 11/06/2025

Im at the pool. I forgot to bring lip balm. Will I survive this.

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Jocelyn @jechatnoir.bsky.social · 03/06/2025

I’ve been comparing the the beige cubicle walls at work to the yellow wallpaper and no one gets it. It’s a shame.

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Jocelyn @jechatnoir.bsky.social · 01/06/2025

That feeling when you apply to be part of an improv ensemble at an international festival and you get selected but you have to decline? Yeah, I’m having that feeling.

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Jocelyn @jechatnoir.bsky.social · 22/05/2025

I just left the most fatigued voicemails for my PA senators.

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Jocelyn @jechatnoir.bsky.social · 05/05/2025

I saw a pickup truck flying 2 American flags and it actually made me nauseous. Our flag is making me nauseous.

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Jocelyn @jechatnoir.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

Omg SPOILERS this is like the ONE TIME I cared. 🤬

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Jocelyn @jechatnoir.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

I maybe got some biofreeze in and about my face and head

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Jocelyn @jechatnoir.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

Stfu about eggs. Eggs have jumped the shark.

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Jocelyn @jechatnoir.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

On the brighter side, last night my line was ‘and with my poor brother’ and I almost said ‘and with my whore brother’ which would have been hilarious.

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Jocelyn @jechatnoir.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

Like the comments- I want to say they are all bots. But that’s not possible. Right?

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Jocelyn @jechatnoir.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

I want to feel hopeful about yesterday. Millions of us. But it feels like a bunch of sound and fury signifying nothing. I will never understand how there are not lawmakers or people in place that are able to fucking stop this man. And the deeply sick people who support him.

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Jocelyn @jechatnoir.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

A really incredible vape pen was lost somewhere at a bar in Irwin. I know it’s gone forever. I hope someone is blessed by finding it and blessings return to me ✨😢💨

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Tokyo Sand @dhstokyo.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

We’ve had 4 major plane disasters that have killed 85 people since Trump became president. Still waiting to hear Trump’s justification for firing hundreds of Federal Aviation Administration staff. Anyone??

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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 17/02/2025

Trump crash plane

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Jocelyn @jechatnoir.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

I’m happy that @hitchdied.bsky.social and @jennifer.holz.gay taught me about the concept of a ‘cuck chair’ so I know what’s happening in these Oval Office pics

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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

New Exclusive building on Wired's reporting: Musk operatives have already pushed live to production extensive code changes to the Treasury Department payment system which makes 95% of fed govs payments. talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/musk-...

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Musk Cronies Dive Into Treasury Dept Payments Code Base

Overnight Wired reported that contrary to published reports that DOGE operatives at...

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

Worried about a fascist takeover? This sheet-pan paella will make you feel like you’re in 1930s Spain.

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Jocelyn @jechatnoir.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?

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Jocelyn @jechatnoir.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

People are getting high on Benedryl??

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Jocelyn @jechatnoir.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

Developing a pretty good impression of Seth Meyers’s impression of DT.

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Jocelyn @jechatnoir.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

I can drink a French 75 super fast.

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Jezebel @jezebeldotcom.bsky.social · 13/01/2025

One of the richest men in the world went on Joe Rogan's podcast to complain that companies don't have enough "masculine energy" anymore, whatever that means. www.jezebel.com/mark-zuckerb...

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It Must Suck to Be Such a Whiny Little Bitch

Since 2007, Jezebel has been the Internet's most treasured source for everything celebrities, sex, and politics...with teeth.

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