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Jeb Rach

@jebrach.com
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Just a nerd here on the internet. Loves transit, good urban design, and naps. St. Paul, MN resident and evangelist. he/him

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Jeb Rach @jebrach.com · 04/10/2026
(enters USCBP Preclearance at Dublin airport) I’m in America. I’m in Ireland. I’m in the combination America and Ireland.
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taylr @taylordahlin.com · 19/09/2026
if you’re the white woman who was picking up a bat in downtown minneapolis on hennepin ave between washington & 3rd on 9/15 at noon, the minnesota department of health would like to talk to you because that shit was RABID! i would also like to talk to you because girl, wtf
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DEPARTMENT OF HEALTH
protecting, maintaining and improving the health of il Minesotans
RABID BAT FOUND ON SIDEWALK
On Tuesday, September 15 at about 12pm, a bat was found on the sidewalk on Hennepin Ave between N. Washington Ave and N 3°St.
The bat died and was sent for rabies testing. This bat tested positive for
rabies.
A woman was seen crouching by the bat and putting it into a bag. She was described as a 25-to-30-year-old white woman, about 5'5", with curly brown hair and a curly-haired golden retriever-like dog. If this was you, please call 911 and ask to be connected to Animal Care & Control.
Bites from bats are tiny, may be painless, and may not leave a mark. An person who had physical contact or touched this bat should talk with health care provider this weekend for assessment. During the week, Minnesota Department of Health can also provide rabies assessments at 651-201-5414.
If vou did not touch or have any contact with the bat, you have no risk of rabies and do not need shots.
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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 19/09/2026
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Get new reviews straight to your inbox (someday, maybe).
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Jeb Rach @jebrach.com · 17/09/2026
I guess my alma mater is becoming the furries? cc @scoopsstp.bsky.social
A furry suit in red and white with a college logo.
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Jeb Rach @jebrach.com · 15/09/2026
No one tells you how much doing anything while having the flu will make you sweat. A walk to Walgreens? Sweat upon sweat.
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Jeb Rach @jebrach.com · 12/09/2026
It’s so weird to experience Southwest without the boarding pillars. Just another generic airline now.
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Jeb Rach @jebrach.com · 09/09/2026
Skyway Grill coney. There’s a reason @blindeke.bsky.social doesn’t list it in his guide.
Kinda sad looking coney dog.
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Jeb Rach @jebrach.com · 05/09/2026
Sakura happy hour is 10/10. You're telling me I can get a freshly made shake makki for $5, sake for $5, and it's walking distance from my downtown apartment? Sold!
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Jeb Rach @jebrach.com · 04/09/2026
My dialect does not cross the Appalachians.
Dialect map focused on Minnesota/North Dakota, with large bars radiating west and lots of blue (least like you) in the south and east.
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Jeb Rach @jebrach.com · 03/09/2026
FYI severe thunderstorm warning until 3 PM today for Minneapolis. Main threat is hail.
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Jeb Rach @jebrach.com · 03/09/2026
We got a few sprinkles in downtown Saint Paul. #mnwx #55101
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Jeb Rach @jebrach.com · 03/09/2026
‘Murica.
Hmong corn dog with sauce
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Sam Bergman @violanorth.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I was not kidding even slightly about this.
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Jeb Rach @jebrach.com · 28/08/2026
Weird Al, 2019. The Chicks, 2023.
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Jeb Rach @jebrach.com · 27/08/2026
LMAO they spit out the dill pickle cookie on live TV.
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Jeb Rach @jebrach.com · 27/08/2026
Minnesota: where the local news reports live from the state fair crop art exhibit.
TV with live footage of the crop art exhibit
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Jeb Rach @jebrach.com · 27/08/2026
Me frantically refreshing beyond beurre blanc's live blog today
static.klipy.com
HyperX Keyboard F5 Key Press RGB
Alt: someone frantically pressing the f5 button
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Jeb Rach @jebrach.com · 15/08/2026
I see the CTA is still ghost bus central.
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 12/08/2026
That sound you hear is Minnesota loudly saying FUCK ICE
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Jeb Rach @jebrach.com · 12/08/2026
Congratulations Hennepin County on being slower than Ramsey County to release results.
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Jeb Rach @jebrach.com · 07/08/2026
We really needed this rain.
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Jeb Rach @jebrach.com · 05/08/2026
@mayorher.bsky.social how have you not resigned yet?
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Jeb Rach @jebrach.com · 02/08/2026
Damn the eastbound Empire Builder is running late. Just arrived into La Crosse (eight hours late!) as I’m waiting here for the westbound Builder.
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Jeb Rach @jebrach.com · 01/08/2026
The second best thing about the Borealis is that it has Leinie’s. (The best is that it leaves St. Paul on time.)
Leinie’s and iPad on the Borealis train.
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Jeb Rach @jebrach.com · 30/07/2026
Wonder how many times people can call the Mayor's office demanding her resignation before their voicemail fills up. 651.266.8510
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Jeb Rach @jebrach.com · 29/07/2026
Feeling more and more vindicated every day that I ranked Carter above Her.
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Jeb Rach @jebrach.com · 24/07/2026
Downtown Saint Paul needs a skyway-connected Taco Bell Cantina.
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Jeb Rach @jebrach.com · 19/07/2026
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!
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Jeb Rach @jebrach.com · 19/07/2026
Wait goals don’t count if Argentina players get leg cramps? (I don’t know Spanish and am watching Telemundo so barely know what’s happening.)
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Jeb Rach @jebrach.com · 16/07/2026
I can’t even see STP airport from my apartment anymore. This is bad bad.
Extremely smoky skyline.
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Jeb Rach @jebrach.com · 16/07/2026
That smoke came in quick.
Smoky skyline. Smoky skyline.
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Jeb Rach @jebrach.com · 16/07/2026
Not sure we wanted that rain (because now the smoke is coming in.)
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Jeb Rach @jebrach.com · 15/07/2026
There is nothing more exhilarating than making the bus transfer that the Transit app said you would miss.
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Jeb Rach @jebrach.com · 05/07/2026
Celebrating my freedom to breathe at night by turning on my CPAP and going to bed.
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Jeb Rach @jebrach.com · 28/06/2026
Finally made the @blindeke.bsky.social pilgrimage to the Gopher Bar. Spouse and I are actively debating whether this or 620 Club is better. As always, though, the best coney is the one in your hand.
Two coneys and a Hamms.
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Jeb Rach @jebrach.com · 21/06/2026
Ain’t no laws when you’re drinking claws on the train.
Watching Jet Lag: The Game on an iPad with a White Claw
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Jeb Rach @jebrach.com · 08/06/2026
Aldiposting on main
Aldi on West SeventhCart full of Aldi groceries
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Jeb Rach @jebrach.com · 07/06/2026
Russell lashing out with unnecessary anger and borderline violence on the restart.
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Jeb Rach @jebrach.com · 06/06/2026
When your “transit” service is only microtransit and a single fixed route on weekends, and that microtransit has hour-long wait times, you should not exist as a transit agency.
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Keith Ellison, Minnesota Attorney General @keithellison.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Honoring the man convicted of murdering George Floyd the week of the anniversary is frankly shocking. Chauvin was convicted by a jury of his peers and was affirmed through every appeal. It shows cruelty to the Floyd family and disrespect to our courts and all Minnesotans. No one is above the law.
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Jeb Rach @jebrach.com · 21/05/2026
If there's something more aggressively car-pilled American than this, I don't want to see it. God bless America. www.thedrive.com/news/u-hauls...
thedrive.com
U-Haul’s Huge New Peterbilt Truck: You Can Drive It for Under $100, No CDL Needed
The max gross vehicle weight rating you can drive with a regular US license is 26,000 pounds. The GVWR on this bad boy is 25,999.
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Jeb Rach @jebrach.com · 20/05/2026
The technical director splitting off from the rest of the Friends of the St. Paul Skyway leadership feels like the most St. Paul drama ever. If only we could still hug our trash haulers...
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Jeb Rach @jebrach.com · 17/05/2026
It's impressive how the USPS' "authorized affiliate" that they steer you to in order to update your voter registration requires you to PRINT OUT AND MAIL the form, when Minnesota will literally just let you register online at mnvotes.gov.
mnvotes.gov
Office of the State Of Minnesota Secretary of State
Office of the State Of Minnesota Secretary of State
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Jeb Rach @jebrach.com · 11/05/2026
Why do we even contract routes to Transdev? They’re so much worse than in-house Metro Transit and Schmitty and Sons.
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Jeb Rach @jebrach.com · 03/05/2026
i’m so cool
Me in front of some intense beach props at the Omaha airport. There’s also a sign saying welcome Berkshire Hathaway shareholder meeting attendees.
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Deputy Councilor for Urban Affairs, D13 @williamhazen.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
they’re so real for this
r/unitedairlines
Reminder: you are, in fact, flying
Discussion
I love this sub but the volume of meltdowns from people with 1K in their flair is something else.
You are sitting in a 150-ton hunk of metal that crosses the planet in less than a day. They feed you three meals and a chocolate sundae on the way.
That is the deal. It is a small miracle every single time.
And the "THIS WOMAN TRIED TO SCAM ME OUT OF THE SEAT I PAID FOR" posts — friends, you have access to the most powerful word in the English language. It is "no." You don't need a 500-word post and a Reddit jury. Just say "no thanks" and put your headphones on.
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Jeb Rach @jebrach.com · 25/04/2026
Celebrating my birthday (week) by taking the 534!
Bus stop sign showing route 534
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Jeb Rach @jebrach.com · 24/04/2026
I have @nerd4cities.bsky.social ed too close to the sun and will now be visiting the promised land (The Cheesecake Factory) in Omaha, NE, conveniently located a parking lot walk away from the end of the ORBT line.
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Jeb Rach @jebrach.com · 17/04/2026
The NWS loves to get reports of storms! Submit via the mPING app: mping.nssl.noaa.gov
mping.nssl.noaa.gov
NSSL Projects: mPING
The NOAA National Severe Storms Laboratory is collecting public weather reports through a free app available for smart phones or mobile devices. The app is called 'mPING,' for Meteorological Phenomena...
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Jeb Rach @jebrach.com · 17/04/2026
So far hail of 1/2" or less in my part of 55119.
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