jebby @jebbbby.bsky.social · 04/07/2026static.klipy.comGeorge Washington Drives Mopar ChallengerALT: George Washington Drives Mopar Challenger 040
jebby @jebbbby.bsky.social · 27/12/2025So tired of this regurgitated NPR-slop. Hillary lost in part because the Democratic Party did everything in their power to downplay Bernie. Open primaries and his ability to draw popular support should have been a wakeup call to the DNC. 130
jebby @jebbbby.bsky.social · 14/11/2025"we'll also be releasing the names of every ICE employee and subcontractor hired after 2024." 190
jebby @jebbbby.bsky.social · 10/09/2025"someone shot Charlie Kirk." "who's that?" I love my wife 1231
Reposted by jebbycrankscorpio.bsky.social @crankscorpio.bsky.social · 20/08/2025The Cracker Barrel CEO is destroying it from within in order to demoralize conservative communities and we should all support her in her mission 🫡 071
jebby @jebbbby.bsky.social · 19/07/2025Shoutout to the former owner of my home who apparently has a gambling addiction but used an older ID so now I get weekly invitations in the mail from various casinos. 070
jebby @jebbbby.bsky.social · 07/07/2025Folks should look up what a small change in average does to the tail end of a bell curve. 060
jebby @jebbbby.bsky.social · 18/06/2025It is 1990. The Repub. administration says we have to invade Iraq. It is 2003. The Repub. administration says we have to invade Iraq. It is 2025. The Repub. Administration says we have to invade Iran. 3121
jebby @jebbbby.bsky.social · 15/06/2025Trump: "Some folks are born made to wave the flag, ooh the red white and blue. I like that. Let's put that song in." "Do you want to hear the rest of the song or...?" Trump: "I've heard enough" 0111
jebby @jebbbby.bsky.social · 05/05/2025FOR TOO LONG CANADA HAS BEEN OVERCHARGING US FOR THEIR BOREAL FOREST OXYGEN. THIS IS WHY WE WILL STRIKE A DEAL WITH RUSSIA. 061
Reposted by jebbyFarmer Marv Bot 🇺🇸 🇺🇦🚜🌾 @farmermarvbot.bsky.social · 24/04/2025It’s plain for all to see 🤷♂️ 2337
Reposted by jebbyRed tickseed @redtickseed.bsky.social · 19/04/2025Master and Commander/TNG Intro this was rendering all day while I was out lol 62548904
Reposted by jebbymuscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 13/04/2025taking my kids to the grocery store to hear "how bizarre" live 936926
jebby @jebbbby.bsky.social · 09/04/2025I own the most popular bar in town. Everyone drinks there and we have the widest selection of alcohol. I just made the brewers and distillers pay me an extra $5 per bottle/keg unless they move their stills to my backyard. Everyone is mad at me and people stopped buying drinks. Business is not easy! 030
Reposted by jebbyMichael "Fallen Coffee Pot of Shadows" Senters the Sigillite:ABD @mikesenters.bsky.social · 04/04/2025Fox News and it’s viewers right now: 08416
jebby @jebbbby.bsky.social · 01/04/2025He's being reactionary. Nothing bad ever happened when the right did this kind of thing before. Pic unrelated. 020
jebby @jebbbby.bsky.social · 31/03/20254. Thinking Iraqis would take to the streets, waving their copies of Common Sense after Saddam was removed. 040
jebby @jebbbby.bsky.social · 27/03/2025My neighbor told me Ukraine keep killing his North Koreans so I asked how many North Koreans he has and he said he just goes to Kim Jong Un and gets a new brigade afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding North Koreans to Ukraine and then his daughter started crying 063
Reposted by jebbyKalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 25/03/2025I just used a bidet for the first time and, honestly, the water tastes no different. 281091216
jebby @jebbbby.bsky.social · 24/03/2025Me when my phone starts buzzing and it's the Bomb Houthi Boys Groupchatmedia.tenor.coma man with long hair and a beard is making a face .ALT: a man with long hair and a beard is making a face . 1130
Reposted by jebbyJames Medlock @jdcmedlock.bsky.social · 23/03/2025The geniuses at DOGE are bringing us insights like "I'm not really sure why the tax agency for a country of 330 million people has a larger staff than a midsize bank" 393162753566
Reposted by jebbybombercules.bsky.social @bombercules.bsky.social · 21/03/2025BREAKING: trump announces all of the "lesser" GEICO mascots will be deported to el salvador to align with his latest executive order. makes a point the gecko will not be affected. unclear if cavemen will be. 121
jebby @jebbbby.bsky.social · 23/03/2025Yooo, 3 minute videos now? I can finally re-upload the #nafo memes in the way they were intended 3231
Reposted by jebbyJenny Cohn @jennycohn.bsky.social · 22/03/2025“One young man sobbed when a guard pushed him to the floor. He said, ‘I’m not a gang member. I’m gay. I’m a barber.’ I believed him. *** He “began to whimper,” as his head was roughly shaved, “folding his hands in prayer as his hair fell.” He “asked for his mother & cried as he was slapped again.”time.comWhat the Venezuelans Deported to El Salvador ExperiencedExclusive photos of the arrival of Venezuelan detainees deported from the U.S. 14782375710976
jebby @jebbbby.bsky.social · 18/03/2025Please don't make light of this. Tanks only resort to drinking canal water when they are in extreme distress. 0223
jebby @jebbbby.bsky.social · 18/03/2025Look, all I'm saying is that the last time an English speaking head of state attempted to assert absolute power over the legislative body, they ended up cutting his head off. Maybe conservatives should return to tradition. 070
