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Alice Lastname @jeanett.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Always tip your jetway drivers
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Aves do Brasil @avesbrasil.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
🇧🇷Atobá-pardo 🌎Sula leucogaster Conservação: Pouco Preocupante O atobá-pardo é uma ave pelecaniformes da família Sulidae. 📷 Thomaz Callado
Uma ave marinha de porte médio é capturada em pleno voo de mergulho vertical em direção ao oceano azul. O pássaro possui uma plumagem distinta: o peito e a parte inferior do pescoço são de um branco puro e brilhante, contrastando fortemente com as asas longas e as costas, que apresentam tons marrons escuros e pretos. As pontas das asas são afiladas e voltadas para trás. A cabeça apresenta uma coloração escura, destacando um bico longo, reto e pontiagudo de cor amarelada clara. As pernas, que possuem membranas natatórias visíveis, são de um tom amarelo vibrante e estão flexionadas junto ao corpo. A postura é de ataque, com o corpo inclinado diretamente para baixo em direção à água. O fundo é composto inteiramente por um mar em tons variados de azul e turquesa, com leves ondulações, criando um contraste nítido com as cores da ave.
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Alice Lastname @jeanett.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The only good dunk post on this whole site
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Alice Lastname @jeanett.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I guess you could say that Kai hasn't rizzed all of us
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Alice Lastname @jeanett.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
these posters are armed and dangerous. If you see any of these posters evacuate the area
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Aves do Brasil @avesbrasil.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Benedito-de-testa-vermelha - 🎵 Robson Silva E Silva
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Alice Lastname @jeanett.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
That’s one less song for the north end. #BAONpdx
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Alice Lastname @jeanett.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Sheeran has been called a muppet for so long he actually thinks he can pull off a Kermit the frog maneuver.
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Aves do Brasil @avesbrasil.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
🇧🇷Tico-tico-rei-cinza 🌎Coryphospingus pileatus Conservação: Pouco Preocupante O tico-tico-rei-cinza é um passeriforme da família Thraupidae 📷 Eudes Feitosa
Pássaro de pequeno porte empoleirado lateralmente em um galho horizontal de cor clara. Apresenta uma plumagem predominantemente cinza, com tons mais escuros nas asas e na cauda, e mais claros na região do peito e abdômen. Sua característica mais marcante é uma crista ereta no topo da cabeça, que exibe uma coloração vermelho vibrante na parte frontal, contornada por penas pretas na parte posterior. O bico é curto, robusto e de coloração acinzentada clara. Ao redor do olho, destaca-se um delicado anel ocular claro. As pernas são finas e possuem dedos com garras afiadas que se prendem firmemente ao galho. A postura é atenta e elegante, com o corpo inclinado e a cauda alongada em direção à direita da imagem. O fundo é composto por um degradê suave e desfocado em tons de bege e marrom.
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Alice Lastname @jeanett.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I would settle for the achievements of the postwar labour government in England
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Alice Lastname @jeanett.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
My friend's dad used to get a faraway look in his eye and say "everybody lives in Somerville at some point in their life."
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 27/08/2026
did bluesky hear about Miss Teen Indiana’s Garfield costume
A young woman in a Garfield inspired outfit with a Garfield headdressThe young woman from the first photo is holding a lasagna that says “lasagna my love language”missinteenusa Tonight, Indiana is going Garfield!
My state costume celebrates one of Indiana's most iconic creations-Garfield, created by fellow Hoosier Jim Davis.
Born in Marion and raised in Fairmount, Davis turned an orange cat with a big personality into a character recognized and loved around the world.
But this costume represents more than a famous Hoosier.
The hand-painted comic panels on my skirt share messages inspired by my initiative, Captivating Confidence:
"Our differences are what make us beautiful."
"If we don't have love, we have nothing."
"Outer beauty attracts, but inner beauty captivates."
To me, true confidence is found in embracing what makes each of us different and recognizing that our greatest beauty comes from within. I am so excited to bring a little Hoosier humor, creativity and confidence to the Miss Teen USA stage tonight!
This one-of-a-kind costume was inspired by my vision and brought to life by Indianapolis-based costume designer, Jess West. @jesswestcostumes
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Alice Lastname @jeanett.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
What canst thou say?
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Otto Falcon @formalfalcon.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Siskos
An edit of the sickos meme with Ben, Jake, and Joseph Sisko looking in the window saying "YES... HA HA HA... YES!" and Sisko's Creole Kitchen in the background
#DS9
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Alice Lastname @jeanett.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Here's the thing, we yell at Bluesky leadership all the time, but AFAIK, they have never tried to rig an election.
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Alice Lastname @jeanett.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
If you’re in line to coach the Chicago Stars, stay in line
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Minnie is a Devon and Cornwall Longwool, one of the rarest breeds of sheep in the world. [📹 dartmoorshepherd]
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Alice Lastname @jeanett.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Popnuts was a bad dude
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Alice Lastname @jeanett.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Editors call this a nota Bennet
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
i don't like to police genre, but it's not dark academia unless somebody gets squished in one of these bad boys
those rolling stacks you'll find in any big state school library
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Alice Lastname @jeanett.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Let this be a lesson. if you want dopamine, just do drugs.
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Alice Lastname @jeanett.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
The team sounds totally unhinged here. We’re talking about building some luxury boxes and a new concourse and they show up wit complaints about tax policy
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Alice Lastname @jeanett.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Emily Wilson seems to have enjoyed hating nolan’s odyssey. i Think she had a point about Nolan’s shallow moral vision and ambivalence about the supernatural. Also, she is good at identifying its weakness as a commentary on modern society.
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Mar Hicks @histoftech.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
ok but the chair one? that was not his fault
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Alice Lastname @jeanett.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Audience response when I go up to sing karaoke:
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Rachel Cole @rmartincole.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Cover of "Move Over Jet, Here Comes the Zep" by Gary O. Briggs. Illustration of a zeppelin over a city skyline.
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Alice Lastname @jeanett.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Boston Legacy really loving the Pawtucket, Rhode b-roll. That's a weird little town right there.
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Alice Lastname @jeanett.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
As a Philadelphian I also have ‘wrong answers Olney’ muted. I’m never going back to that place
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Alice Lastname @jeanett.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The USMNT was playing decent soccer until the Supreme Court affirmed discrimination against transgender athletes. Now they stink again. Coincidence, I think not.
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dabigjoker.bsky.social @dabigjoker.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
tsars snapping utah's unbeaten streak would be PEAK nwsl is so back
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Alice Lastname @jeanett.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
The CONCACATS
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Alice Lastname @jeanett.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
If you want to learn about making tweed, you're in luck.
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Alice Lastname @jeanett.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
you've gordoned your last lightfoot
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Alice Lastname @jeanett.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
March madness style produce competition brackets.
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Alice Lastname @jeanett.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
This was the long game of the Spanish Armada. 500 years later, a warming climate will turn the English into Spaniards. Enjoy your siestas and your marionettes.
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Alice Lastname @jeanett.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
You’ve echoed your last bunnyman
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Alice Lastname @jeanett.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Whatever will Brad Lander do without the ability to send undignified spam texts?
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Alice Lastname @jeanett.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
The fake out in Jordan’s goal was brilliant.
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Alice Lastname @jeanett.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I don’t understand why everyone is interested in what this guy says about Balzac.
Barth, the cook from tv show You can’t do that on television is wearing a chef hat with his name on it and he is utterly filthy.
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Alice Lastname @jeanett.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
The thing about nextdoor is that your neighbors know you're stuck with them for the next couple decades. Once you own the house, you can be as wild as you want and everybody has to live with it or move.
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Alice Lastname @jeanett.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
The Simpsons has been on the air too long.
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Alice Lastname @jeanett.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I don't know what's going on in Chapel Hill. It always seemed like a chill place.
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Alice Lastname @jeanett.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Muppet Jurassic Park
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Alice Lastname @jeanett.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Portland voters rejoice! The Bitchtucci guide to the May 2026 Primary is available: #PDXVotes #PDXGovernment #BitchtucciForever www.bitchtucci.com
bitchtucci.com
the bitchtucci voter guide
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Alice Lastname @jeanett.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
There goes my first choice for a short term loan to shore up the Thorns midfield.
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Alice Lastname @jeanett.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I love this
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Alice Lastname @jeanett.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Steph’s coat is actually part of Ayesha’s train.
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Alice Lastname @jeanett.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Saving this for my Halloween costume.
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Alice Lastname @jeanett.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I want to hear Ilya Rosanov roasting this outfit
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Alice Lastname @jeanett.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
ModCloth ruined literal interpretations of this theme.
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