Sign in

That One Gay Sleestak

@jealouspervert.bsky.social
1.6K followers 1.9K following 479 posts

🔞 He/him/his. Married, middle-aged gym gay. D&D is my jam, cigar and pipe dads are my weakness. Here for smut but boring in real life. RVA ig: cursedzunidoll

PostsRepliesMedia
That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sigh.
010
That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Other Treks gave us Data episodes, or Dax episodes, etc. But so far feels that Michael is the most important, most interesting person in the universe. Michael, Michael, Michael!
010
That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Does ST: Discovery ever hit its stride? Or is it always gonna be The Michael Burnham Show?
210
That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Filth are my politics
050
That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Currently reading book 7 and will soon start #8
012
That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Back day
0130
That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Fuck this year, frankly
010
That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This cruel week
020
That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Whoa!!
000
That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Problematic fave
Oliver Reed
0100
That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
It's a great show, I'm vicariously excited for you
000
That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I appreciate her
A black cat on black cat appreciation day
0183
That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Gym day! Choose your fighter: a) Guy who sounds like he's giving birth with every fucking rep b) Sallow spandex lady with suspected COVID cough c) Gen Z clonebro with Marcy D'Arcy hairstyle d) Distractingly hot moustache dude who might be a cop :/
160
That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Don't like my driving? I have the blood of Akasha in me
030
That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
2433
That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
If you plant it, they will come
Monarch butterfly checking out our swamp milkweed!
050
That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Had this one in the house I grew up in
061
That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
RIP Jennifer Finch. :( Grateful I got to see L7 twice -- once after a screening of "Serial Mom" with John Waters, and again when they came through RVA. (Had tix for #3 in October, but so it goes.) Such a great, energetic band that really deserved more success.
010
That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Grindr flag at half-staff for Lady G
110820
That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Sticker of a cat placed atop an industrial fire alarm
0150
That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
L'esprit de l'escalier strikes again
020
That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
You've smashed your last pumpkin
120
That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Same!
010
That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
(wrestling cat) "OOOOH YEAH KITTY, MACHO MAN'S GONNA STICK THESE PILLS DOWN YER THROAT, YOU'RE GONNA BE SO HEALTHYYY!!!"
030
That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Reminds me of a cicada's wings when they are fresh, just the best shade of green
010
That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
(Pair with the sake of your choice, if you're so inclined)
020
That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I highly recommend taking a bath and mixing in Dr. Bronner's liquid peppermint soap. Warming and cooling at the same time, quite nice, quite nice
250
That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Starting a three day weekend off right
Bald guy with glasses and moustache smoking a cigar
1584
That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Thank you Clickhole
An all-Snoopy LGBTQ+ orgy
091
That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I was buying a new couch today, and it turns out the man assisting me currently lives in the exact same apartment I once did. Small fucking world.
040
That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Verdict?
010
That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
In another timeline, I'm in Chicago right now
180
That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Kliff: soars into a bandit camp, sword leaving visible steaks of light in the air as he lays waste to everything that moves, sending bodies flying Random bandit: I should attack this guy
000
That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
It's overwhelming how much shit there is to do, and what the game allows. Other folks are finding all kinds of tricks, and they're posting tips like "Make sure you do this early on!" but it's a lot to keep up with. The control scheme is not simple, either; I need frequent breaks, which is new to me.
000
That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I'm trying to unlock the mysteries of the Abyss (and pet cats) and they're all, "Put these flowers in my house," and "Make a dye for these garments," and "I don't want this dog, why don't you take care of him?" I get it's a tutorial of sorts, maybe it'll start coming together later in the game.
110
That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Grateful to spy two cool little dudes today
Hummingbird moth sipping from some flowersLil jumping spider hiding under a doorknob
020
That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Hahahahaha!
010
That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
The entire reason I got this game
A capture from "Crimson Desert" featuring a black cat wearing a little cavalier hat
070
That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
All I want for my birthday this year is a little Butlerian Jihad
010
That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
damn it
Giant windshield crack / frown
010
That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Holy moly
000
That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
My lips? Flaming
010
That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Not just dudes! People will park their shit next to a machine to claim it or whatever and then just walk away for several minutes. Maybe those giant bags are needed to haul around all their props and equipment to film their workout, I dunno.
100
That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
OUT: Using a gym cubby or locker to put your stuff IN: Dragging everything you own around in a giant duffel bag and leaving it where the fuck ever
141
That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Deadlifting 12,000 lbs by picking up my cat 1,200 times
060
That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
"For sale: pup hood, never worn."
020
That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
The Trouble with Bitches
120
That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Serious question, does your church observe Twin Peaks Day on the date Laura Palmer died, or the date Dale Cooper arrived in town?
270
That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Don't you just love the moon?
020
That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
🔥
010