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That One Gay Sleestak

@jealouspervert.bsky.social

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🔞 He/him/his. Married, middle-aged gym gay. D&D is my jam, cigar and pipe dads are my weakness. Here for smut but boring in real life. RVA ig: cursedzunidoll

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That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

This book is 🤯

"The Tao of Twin Peaks," by William Dickerson

That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

What am I to take from this? Is Hello Kitty partnering with Spam? Is the sushi made with Spam and Hello Kitty?

Grocery store sushi bearing a sticker that says Spam and Hello Kitty with a picture of Hello Kitty, who were are to believe is not a cat but a human girl

That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Filth are my politics

That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Back day

That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Problematic fave

Oliver Reed

That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

I appreciate her

A black cat on black cat appreciation day

That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

If you plant it, they will come

Monarch butterfly checking out our swamp milkweed!

That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Grindr flag at half-staff for Lady G

That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Sticker of a cat placed atop an industrial fire alarm

That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Starting a three day weekend off right

Bald guy with glasses and moustache smoking a cigar

That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Thank you Clickhole

An all-Snoopy LGBTQ+ orgy

That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

Grateful to spy two cool little dudes today

Hummingbird moth sipping from some flowers

Lil jumping spider hiding under a doorknob

That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

The entire reason I got this game

A capture from "Crimson Desert" featuring a black cat wearing a little cavalier hat

That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

damn it

Giant windshield crack / frown

That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

Not really a fan of dressing up tbh

Smoking a pipe in a suit and coat

That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

Hmm

Monk apparently

That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

To whoever stole my "I ❤️ Men's Tits" button from off my gym bag

Some man's tits

That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

Things you see at the science museum

A taxidermied rabbit on hind legs and under sinister lighting, offering man a poisonous root and introducing death into the world

That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

The Vourdalak (2023)

Still from "The Vourdalak," a 2023 French vampire film, showing the vampire (portrayed by an effectively creepy puppet) about to bite into his grandson

That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

Update: the neighborhood goth boutique has kittens now

A black goth kitten

That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

MN right now

House Atreides from the David Lynch version of Dune, with the phrase "Long Live the Fighters," and yes I know Paul isn't the hero but it looks cool anyway

That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

Grow, dammit

That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

Guy in glasses, ball cap, and leather jacket smoking a cigar

That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

I'll never pass up a chance to post Francine

Francine the Lowe's cat

That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

My MIL got me this for Xmas and the optical technician thought it was cool. Microdosing validation

A t shirt featuring Winkie's Diner from "Mulholland Drive"

That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

Got his ass 🗡️

The motherfucking Demon of Hatred from "Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice"

That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

"Phoenixxxx..."

The Phantom of the Paradise

That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 28/11/2025

Giving thanks

Bald guy in leather harness smoking cigar

That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

My gay agenda tonight is playing Ghost of Yotei and eating all of this by myself

A "samurai party platter" of Kroger sushi and a modest bottle of sake

That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

Dreamed of this since I was 9

Me standing awkwardly in front of the fire station that served as Ghostbusters HQ in the films

That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

25th anniversary celebrating the cancellation of Strangers With Candy

Onstage seated L to R: Stephen Colbert, Paul Dinello, Amy Sedaris, and Kate McKinnon moderating

That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

New York Citayy

NYC all lit up as seen from a night flight

That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

Mustachioed guy in glasses and ball cap smoking a pipe while a skeleton mugs for the camera

That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

I'm sure some would say it's silly how many resources went into finding one lost cat when there is so much urgent human suffering and disaster all around us. That suffering is undeniable and important. But when your spirit is drowning in evil news, happy stories feel vital.

Bald guy in glasses smiling and giving thumbs-up next to sleeping Francine, the Lowes cat that worried a small city when she went missing

That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

May have had a bit of a spiritual experience here

Two manta rays and a whale shark swimming together in an aquarium

That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 31/08/2025

The simple bear necessities (with @meathead9.bsky.social)

Musclebear in sunglasses holding a produce bag full of foraged pawpaws

That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 18/08/2025

Had a dream last night where this was the hot new restaurant

A sign that says "The Lobster Beggar" in bright red typeface on a black background

That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

Fucked up. If they can do this to Selena Gomez, they could do it to anyone 😰

A package of Oreo cookies in a store with Selena Gomez filling

That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

Thinking back to that time Hitchbot got ganked. Good on Philly for being ahead of the curve, actually

The remains of HitchBot, dismembered and left in an alley

That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

I grew up on these streets

Someone's dungeon, drawn on graph paper

That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 28/07/2025

That scene from Twin Peaks where killer Bob is about to climb over the couch but it's Ozzy making his crazy face

That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 21/07/2025

I, a serious person, make this carrot cake for my husband every year for his birthday

A penis-shaped carrot cake, cooling on a plate

That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

Low quality

Just another cigar pic

That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 28/06/2025

Uh oh, the neighborhood I live in is becoming really cool

Taxidermied goat with arm mounted above a mantel and holding a Pride flag

A cartoon decal of Count Orlok that says "Serving Count" but the "o" is written much smaller

That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

She's a virgin who can't drive

A black cat in a wood and cardboard scratcher built to resemble a tiny car

That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 23/06/2025

It's the heat

That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

"I don't get it, this cafe is empty." "Yes."

A photo of a "Zen Cafe" that offers treats