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That One Gay Sleestak

@jealouspervert.bsky.social
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🔞 He/him/his. Married, middle-aged gym gay. D&D is my jam, cigar and pipe dads are my weakness. Here for smut but boring in real life. RVA ig: cursedzunidoll

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That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Does ST: Discovery ever hit its stride? Or is it always gonna be The Michael Burnham Show?
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That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Filth are my politics
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That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Back day
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That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This cruel week
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That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Problematic fave
Oliver Reed
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That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I appreciate her
A black cat on black cat appreciation day
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That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Gym day! Choose your fighter: a) Guy who sounds like he's giving birth with every fucking rep b) Sallow spandex lady with suspected COVID cough c) Gen Z clonebro with Marcy D'Arcy hairstyle d) Distractingly hot moustache dude who might be a cop :/
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That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Don't like my driving? I have the blood of Akasha in me
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That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
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That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
If you plant it, they will come
Monarch butterfly checking out our swamp milkweed!
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That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Had this one in the house I grew up in
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That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
RIP Jennifer Finch. :( Grateful I got to see L7 twice -- once after a screening of "Serial Mom" with John Waters, and again when they came through RVA. (Had tix for #3 in October, but so it goes.) Such a great, energetic band that really deserved more success.
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That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Grindr flag at half-staff for Lady G
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That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Sticker of a cat placed atop an industrial fire alarm
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That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
(wrestling cat) "OOOOH YEAH KITTY, MACHO MAN'S GONNA STICK THESE PILLS DOWN YER THROAT, YOU'RE GONNA BE SO HEALTHYYY!!!"
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That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I highly recommend taking a bath and mixing in Dr. Bronner's liquid peppermint soap. Warming and cooling at the same time, quite nice, quite nice
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That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Starting a three day weekend off right
Bald guy with glasses and moustache smoking a cigar
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That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Thank you Clickhole
An all-Snoopy LGBTQ+ orgy
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That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I was buying a new couch today, and it turns out the man assisting me currently lives in the exact same apartment I once did. Small fucking world.
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That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
In another timeline, I'm in Chicago right now
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That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Kliff: soars into a bandit camp, sword leaving visible steaks of light in the air as he lays waste to everything that moves, sending bodies flying Random bandit: I should attack this guy
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That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Grateful to spy two cool little dudes today
Hummingbird moth sipping from some flowersLil jumping spider hiding under a doorknob
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That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
The entire reason I got this game
A capture from "Crimson Desert" featuring a black cat wearing a little cavalier hat
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That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
All I want for my birthday this year is a little Butlerian Jihad
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That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
damn it
Giant windshield crack / frown
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That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
OUT: Using a gym cubby or locker to put your stuff IN: Dragging everything you own around in a giant duffel bag and leaving it where the fuck ever
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That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Deadlifting 12,000 lbs by picking up my cat 1,200 times
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That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
"For sale: pup hood, never worn."
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That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Serious question, does your church observe Twin Peaks Day on the date Laura Palmer died, or the date Dale Cooper arrived in town?
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That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Don't you just love the moon?
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That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Not really a fan of dressing up tbh
Smoking a pipe in a suit and coat
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That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
To whoever stole my "I ❤️ Men's Tits" button from off my gym bag
Some man's tits
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That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Things you see at the science museum
A taxidermied rabbit on hind legs and under sinister lighting, offering man a poisonous root and introducing death into the world
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That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Kids are staring into the Deadlights and uploading it to Tiktok, calling it "Pennywising"
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That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
The Vourdalak (2023)
Still from "The Vourdalak," a 2023 French vampire film, showing the vampire (portrayed by an effectively creepy puppet) about to bite into his grandson
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That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Update: the neighborhood goth boutique has kittens now
A black goth kitten
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That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
MN right now
House Atreides from the David Lynch version of Dune, with the phrase "Long Live the Fighters," and yes I know Paul isn't the hero but it looks cool anyway
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That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Grow, dammit
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That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Guy in glasses, ball cap, and leather jacket smoking a cigar
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That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Achieved "Purification" on Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice, after much struggle and swearing
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That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Maybe I'll be at the MAL cigar brunch on Saturdee
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That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
I'll never pass up a chance to post Francine
Francine the Lowe's cat
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That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
My MIL got me this for Xmas and the optical technician thought it was cool. Microdosing validation
A t shirt featuring Winkie's Diner from "Mulholland Drive"
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That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Got his ass 🗡️
The motherfucking Demon of Hatred from "Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice"
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That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
"Phoenixxxx..."
The Phantom of the Paradise
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That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
It's Christmas Eve, don't forget to leave out a plate of black coffee for David Lynch
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That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
After finishing Yotei, I'm still hungry for swords so I'm finally giving Sekiro a try. It's a From Software game so that means it's hard and also everyone is sick
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That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Giving thanks
Bald guy in leather harness smoking cigar
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That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
youtu.be
William S. Burroughs - A Thanksgiving Prayer
YouTube video by williamburroughsVEVO
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That One Gay Sleestak @jealouspervert.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
My gay agenda tonight is playing Ghost of Yotei and eating all of this by myself
A "samurai party platter" of Kroger sushi and a modest bottle of sake
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