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JD Vance’s Mom @jdvancesmom.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

Matt Gaetz is like… gross and stuff. Uh huhuhuhuh huhuhuhuh. I told y'all I'm an “artist.” 🤘😆🔥 #trumpscabinet #bluecrew #justice

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JD Vance’s Mom @jdvancesmom.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

Thelma sure loved airing my dirty laundry but I sure will miss her. RIP.💔 #memories #goodtimes

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JD Vance’s Mom @jdvancesmom.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

He named that couch 'Sheila,' and they moved out together in the late nineties. He was very protective of ‘Sheila.’ Last I heard, they're still going strong. His friend’s moms still harass me about paying to have their furniture reupholstered. The boy just can’t help himself. It’s been a nightmare.

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JD Vance’s Mom @jdvancesmom.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

Who else lives in Dumbfuckistan?🥴🙋‍♀️📍Tejas

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Colin Robinson @fermiparasocks.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

The other place is just a bunch of virgins typing “well said” to each other

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JD Vance’s Mom @jdvancesmom.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

I haven’t been on Twitter properly since November 6th. Who's still over there, and what’s the current vibe? I’ve heard rumblings of a change in terms that’s causing more people to deactivate.🤷‍♀️

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JD Vance’s Mom @jdvancesmom.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

This made me LOL. I fackin love Dunkin’, guy!🧡☕️🩷

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JD Vance’s Mom @jdvancesmom.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

NOBODY: Kristi Noem: {racks a round}

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JD Vance’s Mom @jdvancesmom.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

Good morning resisters! What are you sexy mofos up to this weekend? Don’t forget to be nice to eachother and keep it spicy, #bluecrew. 🤘😎🇺🇸

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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

here’s a comic about ❤️being kind❤️

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Hermione, Texas Granger @misterfungi.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

made one of those starter things

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JD Vance’s Mom @jdvancesmom.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

Get fucked, Alex. What a PAB.🖕😂🇺🇸

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Lady Bonkington NAFO @ladybonkington.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

Bluesky glitchy tonight due to high traffic

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JD Vance’s Mom @jdvancesmom.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

Resisters! Has your Twitter bestie or favorite under-the-radar account made the leap to Bluesky yet? If so, tag the one you’ve been most excited to find! 🥹🙌 And please, no influencer giants – we’re here for the real ones, not the brand deals. 🤘😎🇺🇸

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Miss B aka Roberta K @therockbabe.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

Ok, maybe I'm just high, but I can't understand what this fool is saying, felt like word salad, honestly.

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JD Vance’s Mom @jdvancesmom.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

It never fails to crack me up when Twitter / X / Xitter MAGAts assume I’m a 'beta male.' Every time it happens, I can’t help but chuckle and grin like an idiot. Fucking traitorous imbeciles. 🖕🤣🇺🇸

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JD Vance’s Mom @jdvancesmom.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

This is poetic. Fuck. Alex. Jones.🖕😎🔥

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JD Vance’s Mom @jdvancesmom.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

Buddy check! How’s everyone’s day shaping up so far? As for me, it’s been one of those wild, non-stop 24 hours. I’m definitely going to need to double down on the Geritol today just to keep up! I’ll be catching up on everything here shortly!🤘😎🇺🇸

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Joyce White Vance @joycewhitevance.bsky.social · 13/11/2024

The "Dept of Efficiency" is Monty Python level satire.

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JD Vance’s Mom @jdvancesmom.bsky.social · 13/11/2024

Damn, X (Twitter/Xitter) has me questioning if I deserve this growth. We've been through so much—it feels like textbook abuse. Buddy check—how’s everyone holding up? I hope you're healing. Do forget to be kind to eachother today. 🤘🙂🇺🇸

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Brzrkr🇺🇸 @brzrkr007.bsky.social · 13/11/2024

⬇️⬇️⬇️

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JD Vance’s Mom @jdvancesmom.bsky.social · 13/11/2024

Good morning, resisters! We’re all still marching through this emotional time together—hang in there! Don’t forget to take care of YOU today. What’s something nice you can do for yourself? Read? Have a treat? Meditate? Keep answers clean, pretty please!😆

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JD Vance’s Mom @jdvancesmom.bsky.social · 13/11/2024

Welp, I wussed out, took the post down, and now about 30 of you know my name and face. Let’s keep that a secret, though! I need more time. I don’t know why I feel so paranoid about unmasking myself, but here we are. 🤷‍♀️🫂💙

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a black and white photo of a woman covering her face with her hand and says `` let me cover my ears '' .

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JD Vance’s Mom @jdvancesmom.bsky.social · 13/11/2024

It’s been “real”, Leon. 🖕😎🔥

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Brent Terhune @brentterhune.bsky.social · 12/11/2024

Rewatching Benjamin Button again. This thing never gets old.

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Devlyn Angel, ETQ 😈😇 @devlynangel.bsky.social · 12/11/2024

Screwed by the system We all run here to unite It's dark, we're the light!

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JD Vance’s Mom @jdvancesmom.bsky.social · 12/11/2024

I bet Laura Loomer tells her Twitter followers she’s out 'hanging with friends' just to seem more human—when really, she’s probably dropping bombs in the Barnes & Noble bathroom every two weeks like clockwork. 💩 We all know that’s her actual ‘breaking’ content.🤣

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JD Vance’s Mom @jdvancesmom.bsky.social · 12/11/2024

I’m seriously considering becoming a #BlueCrew spy and turning my Twitter into a full-blown MAGA account just to report back on my findings. I get tagged in this stuff all the time. Deep MAGA thinks I’m… deep MAGA. Do I dare? 🤘😆🇺🇸

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JD Vance’s Mom @jdvancesmom.bsky.social · 12/11/2024

Big Dem Mood: “I'm in Psychoville and Finkle's the Mayor.” Keep truckin’ gang. We will get through this insanity together. Don't forget to be kind to eachother.🫂💙🇺🇸

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JD Vance’s Mom @jdvancesmom.bsky.social · 12/11/2024

Can we agree that the influencer caste system should stay where it belongs— on Twitter? Building up old accounts is like letting the jocks who peaked in high school run your college social life. Fresh start, anyone? Blueskies ahead! #animalhouse

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HeartofaHolmes @heartofaholmes.bsky.social · 12/11/2024

Just thinking about the escaped monkeys and hoping they are having a great time

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JD Vance’s Mom @jdvancesmom.bsky.social · 12/11/2024

Happy Veterans Day! Cheers. If you remember me from twitter you remember that I frequent BDubs. 🤘😎🇺🇸 Hey mountain time and west coast vets, they have free boneless wings for you. Go get some and give them hell for not offering traditional.👍 🖕Hey Bdubs: don't be sorry, be better.🇺🇸

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JD Vance’s Mom @jdvancesmom.bsky.social · 11/11/2024

Developing story: JD’s ring bearer outfit will be a lot like a Von Trapp child—if the Von Trapps had access to Harris Walz hats and full makeup. We'll tone down that heavy eyeliner with a bit of blush and lipstick, because, you know, the drama's gotta be reined in somewhere.

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JD Vance’s Mom @jdvancesmom.bsky.social · 11/11/2024

Y’all, I know I told you I identify as childless, but I finally found JD a new stepdad. Don’t worry, “Mr. JD Vance’s new Stepdad” voted for Harris. As for JD, this time, that little asshole better start calling him Dad, or I might have to spill the beans on how this whole "couch crush" started.

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