Reposted by J.J.Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 15hJust saw someone say their AI runs their fantasy football team and I can’t stop laughing. Like, I’m sure everyone’s doing it or something but it’s very funny to me that pretending to be a team manager was so hard that you needed to pretend to pretend to be a team manager 13769741131
J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 21hAlso: find out what massive cultural touchstone KP has missed out on all these years, and the joys of state fairs. 3120
J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Literally my son and I both said at the same time “oh god it’s facing the wrong direction!” 120
J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Just started Bahrain now (had to let Oldest sleep in some because teenagers) and we’re both just laughing out loud at the chaos on the formation laps 3100
Reposted by J.J.Lawyers Behaving Badly @badlawyerpod.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Little sneak peak of our next subscriber-only ep, "The Yitty Fairy." 2162
J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Yeah, my kids go to the schools they talk about. Extremely well aware unfortunately 020
J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Watching Nope with the kids and Youngest declared it the best of the Jordan Peele movies 1100
J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I cut it off, but this was also posted at midnight ans under the woman’s full government name. Put the sauvy b down, Karen 0180
J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Someone asked them that and they were like “churches don’t ring the bells FIVE times starting in the morning!!!” Which lol 160
J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 03/10/2026This was in the town Facebook group. So yes, the racist ads are for a certain type of person. Also, welcome to Southlake, Texas. 10372
J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 30/09/2026LeBron is famously cheap - he won't even use data on his cell phone and only uses wifi (allegedly). 110
J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 29/09/2026If this is true, the lesson is “don’t hire woefully unqualified people in positions of power” and honestly, who could have known that would be the case? 2261
J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 28/09/2026It was possibly the cutest thing I've ever seen, having the dog carrying that thing around. 010
J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I had this one from elementary school until I left for college 020
J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 27/09/2026To be fair, Blue Sky generally is the *exact* population of people who would be proud they’ve never heard of Choosin’ Texas. It’s a catchy song. I don’t like it but I don’t deny it’s catchy and everywhere. 4100
J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 27/09/2026What song immediately puts you in the best mood and why is it Dancing On My Own (the original, obviously)? 170
J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Watching Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail to indoctrinate the kids in humor 6300
J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 25/09/2026He also now more acutely understand why we don’t let them play tackle football 3400
J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Home from the ER and confirmed it’s a concussion (although him blacking out, being incredibly dazed, and immediately throwing up when he came to made that diagnosis pretty easy). Looks like we’ve got a low key weekend coming up now. 3270
J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 25/09/2026When you see your kid's school name in the Caller ID, you have 2 seconds to mentally prepare yourself for your day going off the rails. Straight to the ER for a likely concussion wasn't what I expected, though. 21750
J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Reading a contract that defines one of the parties as Company X, "which term shall as context dictates, include Company A." That doesn't seem ripe for issues at all. 6351
J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I'm hopeful it's more like Into the Manosphere, which was absolutely devastating to its subjects because of its simplicity 050
J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 24/09/2026End Game in theaters was perhaps my favorite theater experience ever. The way the crowd cheered when you heard “On your left!” is a core memory. 3210
J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Got tickets to see End Game in theaters with the kids tomorrow because they were too young the first time. Which means tonight we’re watching Infinity War. Two movies on school nights in a row. Because memories are better than some homework. 2310
J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 23/09/2026One day I will stop walking around my house that I have lived in for 11 years and absentmindedly walking into doorways or walls, but not today. 1180
J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I bought THE most obnoxious fuschia/bright pink colored replacement as a deterrent and naturally, both kids were like "nah, that color's awesome I love it" 110
J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Just an update that Youngest came home yesterday with my broken owala - he somehow broke the lid off and lost it. So I got to buy a new one 120
J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Oldest’s middle school teacher was sleeping with her daughter’s 15 year old boyfriend, so I guess this is an incremental improvement. 15540
J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Youngest’s math teacher walked out of the room in the middle of class today while saying “I quit,” if you’re wondering how the middle school teachers are doing. 10941
J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Do I think Blexas is a thing that will happen reliably? No. Do I think the GOP is catastrophically unpopular right now? Yes. 1130