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J.J.

@jdotj.bsky.social
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Lawyer, mom, wife, podcaster, hobbyist photographer, and avid fan of chronically underperforming sports teams (mostly)

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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 15h
Just saw someone say their AI runs their fantasy football team and I can’t stop laughing. Like, I’m sure everyone’s doing it or something but it’s very funny to me that pretending to be a team manager was so hard that you needed to pretend to pretend to be a team manager
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 21h
Also: find out what massive cultural touchstone KP has missed out on all these years, and the joys of state fairs.
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The Brave Little Toaster. Scarred.
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Literally my son and I both said at the same time “oh god it’s facing the wrong direction!”
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ferrari strategy strikes again
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just started Bahrain now (had to let Oldest sleep in some because teenagers) and we’re both just laughing out loud at the chaos on the formation laps
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ah yes, I remember the ancient texts
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
First of my line to say “pimple dick”
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Lawyers Behaving Badly @badlawyerpod.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Little sneak peak of our next subscriber-only ep, "The Yitty Fairy."
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yeah, my kids go to the schools they talk about. Extremely well aware unfortunately
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I agree. Fully entertaining and great acting
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Watching Nope with the kids and Youngest declared it the best of the Jordan Peele movies
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I cut it off, but this was also posted at midnight ans under the woman’s full government name. Put the sauvy b down, Karen
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Someone asked them that and they were like “churches don’t ring the bells FIVE times starting in the morning!!!” Which lol
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
No there were 200 comments about how Islam doesn’t count
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This was in the town Facebook group. So yes, the racist ads are for a certain type of person. Also, welcome to Southlake, Texas.
We already hav an Islamic Center right across the street from one of our elementary schools. With close housing around their property.
Now, this used to be a Christian Church! Now they are sending out, over speakers outside, a call to prayer 5 times a day AND have bright lights on their property shining into neighbors backyards. It's really causing a stir around here. This is a Christian community and they're starting to overtake the community. AND, if our local government tries to do anything about it they cry discrimination!!! So the local government is letting them get away with what would be breaking the code for any other residents!!
What can we do about this???
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Brandi Glanville (pre-messed up face) laughing
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
And immediately getting a response!
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
ATW10MVTV of course in the background.
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sigh. Heavy sigh.
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Basically my expression the entire time I record episodes
Me, laughing and having a great time with friends. They're all just out of frame, laughing too.
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s not all men. But it’s always a man.
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s the ladies’ fault for Trump winning, you see
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
LeBron is famously cheap - he won't even use data on his cell phone and only uses wifi (allegedly).
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If this is true, the lesson is “don’t hire woefully unqualified people in positions of power” and honestly, who could have known that would be the case?
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It was possibly the cutest thing I've ever seen, having the dog carrying that thing around.
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My Max also just ate this llama!
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I had this one from elementary school until I left for college
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
To be fair, Blue Sky generally is the *exact* population of people who would be proud they’ve never heard of Choosin’ Texas. It’s a catchy song. I don’t like it but I don’t deny it’s catchy and everywhere.
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What song immediately puts you in the best mood and why is it Dancing On My Own (the original, obviously)?
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Assimilation in food cultures is great, actually
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Watching Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail to indoctrinate the kids in humor
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
He also now more acutely understand why we don’t let them play tackle football
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Home from the ER and confirmed it’s a concussion (although him blacking out, being incredibly dazed, and immediately throwing up when he came to made that diagnosis pretty easy). Looks like we’ve got a low key weekend coming up now.
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
When you see your kid's school name in the Caller ID, you have 2 seconds to mentally prepare yourself for your day going off the rails. Straight to the ER for a likely concussion wasn't what I expected, though.
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It still goes really fucking hard
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Reading a contract that defines one of the parties as Company X, "which term shall as context dictates, include Company A." That doesn't seem ripe for issues at all.
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'm hopeful it's more like Into the Manosphere, which was absolutely devastating to its subjects because of its simplicity
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
End Game in theaters was perhaps my favorite theater experience ever. The way the crowd cheered when you heard “On your left!” is a core memory.
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Got tickets to see End Game in theaters with the kids tomorrow because they were too young the first time. Which means tonight we’re watching Infinity War. Two movies on school nights in a row. Because memories are better than some homework.
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
One day I will stop walking around my house that I have lived in for 11 years and absentmindedly walking into doorways or walls, but not today.
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I bought THE most obnoxious fuschia/bright pink colored replacement as a deterrent and naturally, both kids were like "nah, that color's awesome I love it"
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Just an update that Youngest came home yesterday with my broken owala - he somehow broke the lid off and lost it. So I got to buy a new one
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
lol fair question
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We’re one of the top five public districts in Texas btw
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I asked him that. He swears he wasn’t this time lol
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Oldest’s middle school teacher was sleeping with her daughter’s 15 year old boyfriend, so I guess this is an incremental improvement.
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Youngest’s math teacher walked out of the room in the middle of class today while saying “I quit,” if you’re wondering how the middle school teachers are doing.
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Do I think Blexas is a thing that will happen reliably? No. Do I think the GOP is catastrophically unpopular right now? Yes.
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