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J.J.

@jdotj.bsky.social
12K followers 1.3K following 7.3K posts

Lawyer, mom, wife, podcaster, hobbyist photographer, and avid fan of chronically underperforming sports teams (mostly)

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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Road trip excitement
A wildly smiling puppy, a surly teen, and me
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This was in the town Facebook group. So yes, the racist ads are for a certain type of person. Also, welcome to Southlake, Texas.
We already hav an Islamic Center right across the street from one of our elementary schools. With close housing around their property.
Now, this used to be a Christian Church! Now they are sending out, over speakers outside, a call to prayer 5 times a day AND have bright lights on their property shining into neighbors backyards. It's really causing a stir around here. This is a Christian community and they're starting to overtake the community. AND, if our local government tries to do anything about it they cry discrimination!!! So the local government is letting them get away with what would be breaking the code for any other residents!!
What can we do about this???
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Brandi Glanville (pre-messed up face) laughing
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sigh. Heavy sigh.
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Basically my expression the entire time I record episodes
Me, laughing and having a great time with friends. They're all just out of frame, laughing too.
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Assimilation in food cultures is great, actually
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Peeking
Beyond cliche Instagram type artsy selfie
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Recent life scenes
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This is my soul dog Milton, and we are also nearing the end. I am so sorry - our obligation and privilege as pet owners is to ensure they only know a life of love. It’s the hardest when we have to choose the end.
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Scenes of dogs around the house today.
Relaxing Great Pyrenees Puppy that won’t stay still Relaxing Milton
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Roasted potatoes as the side and sauce here. The kids demolished it (no sauce for them- they didn’t want it), but this one is a TikTok success
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Recipe here
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Recipe here
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I made the viral roasted “chicken au poivre” recipe and y’all, this might be the best smelling thing I’ve ever smelled
Roasted chickens resting while the sauce reduces
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Oldest got me a Lego set for my birthday (“Plants, because you love them so much”) and told me that my gift was that they’d leave me alone long enough to do it. It’s amazing when your kids *get* you. Real Housewives and time alone? Best present ever.
Fun adorable plant legos
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Nike is QUITE concerned that all the house guests are outside without her guarding
Dog looking outside
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Puppy Max is proof that if you believe in yourself enough, you can achieve your dreams
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Solidly in my mid-40s now and there’s no hiding it at 44, but life is pretty great these days.
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Remember the Wyland wall that the City of Dallas painted over and destroyed for a temporary FIFA mural? Someone attempted to restore it. Godspeed, graffiti artist.
Tiny white whale graffiti in corner of a giant blue wall that says "Killer Whale"
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Finally edited pictures from our trips earlier this year and so long as my kids want to fish in gorgeous places, I’m happy to join.
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
And seals!
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Dying happy because I saw a baby orca and also accidentally photographed a male orca hunting (and eventually killing) a seal
Bb orca face Hunting orca (the blood in the water seconds after this signaled the end of the hunt) Mom and baby orca
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Sometimes the Amazon delivery is a little larger than expected…
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Ready to be a sad girlie at the Noah Kahan concert. Time for emotional ruin.
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
When a Texas girl travels and is no longer in enemy territory - you don’t see these signs at home
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
An hour walk for five minutes of peace
Sleepy puppy
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Middle age sneaks up on you, because before you know it, you’re running Merlin while walking your dog in the morning
Best suggestions

European Starling


Red-winged Blackbird •


Downy Woodpecker


Eastern Kingbird •


Mississippi Kite


Northern Cardinal O


American Crow
YOUR BIRD OF THE DAY!


Blue Jay


Tufted Titmouse


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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
a break in the heat is coming! lolsob
Weather for next ten days and on next Thursday, high temperatures finally drop below 106
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Pizza as made by Youngest (including letting the dough ferment overnight). It was fantastic.
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
🎶I hate it here so I will go to secret gardens in my mind🎶
A long range forecast of unrelenting heat and despair And even longer range forecast of terrible fucking temperatures because Texas is hell.
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
The jealousy they talk about in the Bible
The most jealous girl looking at a puppy chewing on a bone
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I will never, ever fit into the town where I live
Who is everyone using for pumpkin decor this fall? Want to get mine scheduled.
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
The Majestic Floof, surveying her kingdom in between barks (and swatting me for pets)
The derpiest Great Pyrenees ever
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
This is a puppy pictures account now. Snoozing (while the car is parked), waiting to pick up Oldest from high school orientation
I’m sorry but it’s the cutest puppy ever, curled up in a ball in the car
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
She’s got a…ludicrously capacious bag.
Massive Big Ass Bag being sold at Lululemon
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Puppy saw geese for the first time and it was the longest he has ever been still while awake. It blew his mind.
Puppy staring at a few disinterested geese
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Home from a week away and the puppy is living up to being a Velcro dog
Tuckered out puppy
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Worse places to be for the sunrise
Sunrise over the mountains with a lake in the foreground
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Forgot about lettuce until after I ate the tacos. Taking my life in my hands for a bit
Taco Bell for lunch
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
We got a float to put Max in “water jail” so he can’t cause havoc while we’re in the pool and it’s the best $25 I’ve ever spent.
A puppy unhappily floating around a pool in an inner tube
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Trapped. But happy about it.
Puppy passed tf on top of me
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
If I have a super power, it's being able to pick (without knowing the cost beforehand), the most expensive thing of all the options. If I have two super powers, it's not understanding the dimensions of things I buy. One of the funniest results thus far:
Comically large bag of dried cilantro
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Teaching Oldest the deep magic and watching Super Troopers together
Passed out puppy in my lap while we watch Super Troopers
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
We got a new permanent family member today: Max! Aka Mad Max, aka Max Furstappen, aka Maximus.
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
My Great Pyr in her happy place, in between barks
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Why though
Derpy dog laying wrapped up in curtains
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
With alt text
Alexi Lalas C @AlexiLalas
Youth soccer (youth sports) is a competitive market with businesses selling a product that obviously customers are willing to pay for. I'd love if soccer was free to all. But who is going to pay for all this free soccer?
Clay Travis © @ClayTravis • Jul 6
One big US soccer thought: our youth development has to get more affordable. One of my kids plays travel. It's at least S5k a year & this isn't even super high end. We can afford it, thankfully, lots can't. Youth sports costs in the US are out of control, soccer more than most.
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Look, it physically pains me to agree with Clay Travis but he's right. (And, brace yourselves, Lalas is stupid and wrong). I have a very, very strong hobby horse with all the things wrong with youth sports today, as someone who believes participating in sports is one of the best things for kids.
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