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J Dot practicing resurrection

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Low church skeets, from the windows to the walls.

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J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yes, I used Papyrus on the graphic for St. Francis Day, and I'd do it again!
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J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Pope goes hard in the paint against efficiency in Magnifica Humanitas, and if I owned a cat, I would have scared it by how loud I cheered every time efficiency got dunked on.
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J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Doing a full-send purge of unnecessary clutter in the office. If someone asks why I threw away an Almy catalog from the spring of 2017, I am prepared to invoke the Cher Horowitz defense.
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Clueless: My Bad Moment
ALT: Clueless: My Bad Moment
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J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
And how come the o-line gets to move around so much?
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J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Well shoot, that’s just like my current job.
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J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
And what’s with the goofy kickoff?
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J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Watching an NFL game for the first time in a while and it’s hard to believe this is not scripted.
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J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That seems like a pretty good job and if I knew more about sports I would look into it.
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J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It seems like the proliferation of broadcast sports events (there’s field hockey and water polo on right now) has produced a new work from home job: TV sports commentator.
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J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
One of the benefits of not having Amazon Prime means is that I can self righteously grouse about delivery trucks parked willy-nilly in the roadway.
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J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Not that I can’t physically remove it, although I do have an enormous cranium. It’s my belly that’s the issue.
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J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I can’t pull off a polo shirt.
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J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Excluding shows that premiered in 1999 is deliberate West Wing erasure.
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J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Now I want a polo shirt embroidered with “ I wouldn’t worry about me.”
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J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My brothers' lives were different for they heard another call One went to Chicago and the other to St. Paul And I'm in Colorado when I'm not in some hotel Living out this life I've chose and come to know so well
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J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A seminary classmate, my systematic theology professor, and a colleague in North Carolina: all Nazarenes. The second and third are friends from childhood because of course they are.
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J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My adult awareness that REM is essentially a Big Star cover band that doesn't cite its sources is in direct conflict with the central place REM's music played in my youth, and this is why nostalgia is dangerous.
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J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Double helix in the sky tonight
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J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I hope I did not make a mistake by wearing my clerical collar into this Taco Bell.
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J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Oh, and this year an usher covered it.
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J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This year, in an extremely fire prone area, we did the rock salt and alcohol thing indoors and put it out once the precession entered the nave. When I’ve done a sunrise vigil outdoors, we used a portable fire pit and left it burning through the service.
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J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
That's true in Colorado too. There's just so many more people riding (and more infrastructure).
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J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Borat: King In The Castle
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J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Connections Puzzle #1194 🟨🟪🟦🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦
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J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I had forgotten about Esquivel until this moment and suddenly I’m in need of a white dinner jacket and a monkey pod coffee table.
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J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Die Hard John Mc Clane
ALT: Die Hard John Mc Clane
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J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Different month, same discussion in the committee meeting.
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J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
God bless the therapists.
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J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I’m calling on my congressperson to take action against short pants in college football.
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J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Werner would be very happy with this if he experienced joy in any form.
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J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Because I have lived in Colorado for a whole year, I’m fixing to put on a hoodie, shorts and sandals.
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J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I’m getting a pretzel.
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J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Having church is the best.
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J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Having an automatic turntable is like a must must must.
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J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
When I peeled off to go to work, he called out "Thanks for the tow!" That's how you make friends on your ebike.
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J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I caught up to him about a third of a mile down the road, only because I was on an ebike. After I passed, I locked in to a steady 20 mph pace and my boy caught on to what I was doing immediately.
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J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
On my way back, I pulled up behind a guy who was out for a road ride, and he seemed pretty kitted out - Canyon Bike, Roka glasses, carbon fibre shoes. When the light changed, he had a pretty snappy take-off from the line.
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J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
We normally have breakfast after our Thursday morning Eucharist, but nobody signed up for today so no breakfast. I've been very good about having smoothies for breakfast, so I took this opportunity to cycle over to Micky-D's on my ebike.
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J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
youtu.be
Robert Plant, Alison Krauss - Please Read The Letter
YouTube video by RPlantAndAKraussVEVO
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J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Related: I do understand why people think the fact that my door is open serves as an invitation to come into my office.
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J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I find it interesting when people observe that I seem troubled but don't perceive that they might be troubling me.
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J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Whaddya want?
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J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Pro tip: If you want something from me, get my name right.
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J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Indeed
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J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I do that with enough regularity that it is annoying.
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J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
OMG! #LaVuelta
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J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
youtu.be/OeV6rWurSkg?...
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You Can Have the Crown
YouTube video by Sturgill Simpson - Topic
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J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Connections Puzzle #1175 🟪🟩🟨🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 When you put words from all the colors together because that is definitely a category and the Connectionati are just being mean, the result is called a “crown.”
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