Sign in

J Dot practicing resurrection

@jdotclarkson.bsky.social
109 followers 102 following 1.2K posts

Low church skeets, from the windows to the walls.

PostsRepliesMedia
J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
001
J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
000
J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I have a goal.
110
J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Seriously thinking about changing up the entrance liturgy on Sunday.
000
J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Live footage of me setting a boundary:
000
J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
If Michael B. Jordan plays Athanasius, how can the creeds not be sexy? (The graphic is from my Advent formation offering a couple of years ago.)
020
J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I did not realize that my favorite childhood movie franchise was actually a series of documentaries.
010
J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MANOR
020
J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Sed contra: The Odyssey, not being holy, cannot be desecrated.
000
J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
When the microphone decides to kick in at the post communion prayer.
010
J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Diocese of North Carolina / Diocese of Western North Carolina / Diocese of Upstate South Carolina
051
J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Yeah, that’s pretty much where I landed.
100
J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
This concept did not quite work for this use case, but I will try again with something else.
010
J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Why yes, I have started riding my bike outside again. Why do you ask?
030
J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Have I got a record for you!
130
J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
My brain this morning: "It's a big week. Lot's to do today. We should go take a vigorous run and get psyched!" My body:
020
J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
I just discovered the exact 4 or 5 degrees (depending on how you count my Great Grandaunt) that separate me from Moonlight Graham.
110
J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Kinda put myself out there in a letter I mailed to someone special the other day. It’ll be a few more days before it gets there, so whatever second thoughts I might have are inconsequential. But when I saw this painting at the Denver Art Museum today, I was like “YUP!”
A painting, that appears to be of a sky at dusk, contains the phrase “It is said” extending toward the horizon.
110
J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
You've heard of Elf on the Shelf, now get ready for
It's Presiding Bishop Sean Rowe on pizza dough.
010
J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
I’m going to need more specific information if Apple wants me to do something about these red flags.
110
J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
000
J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
"But where do you see signs of hubris, J Dot?" In the New York Times:
100
J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
I can’t pass up a good West Wing reference.
000
J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Not this yard. But they’re close by.
000
J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
I will not be taking any further questions at this time.
010
J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
010
J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Keep awake therefore, for you do not know on what day your Lord is coming.
021
J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
There are no small parts, only small actors.
220
J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
See? It’s a meme!
000
J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
My sticker looks suspiciously like the logo for my diocese. 🤔
020
J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Yeah, I thought about that role even as I was typing.
110
J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
I fear I’m entering a Chuck Schumer phase vis a vis these glasses, but I’m still thrilled to be seen.
020
J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
The Celtic Lord's prayer:
000
J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to BlueSky
This is a picture of Lester Bangs
010
J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Thrilled to have lunch off my new plates at my new house in my new town (and to have a kitchen again so that I could heat up an eggplant parm that’s exponentially better a few days after I made it.)
050
J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
The first thing I thought when I saw this box was “Huh. That looks like the boxes they use for cremation. Just a little shorter.” Which is to say that I’ve had some not typical on-the-job experiences.
110
J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Verizon said my equipment would be here today, but FedEx says it will be Monday.
000
J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Yes, yes it does.
000
J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
My sheriff.
000
J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Some of y'all can't handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows
021
J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
We opened with “Christ whose glory fills the skies” which immediately took me back to seeing the sun rise over Lake Huron last summer. That last verse is a banger.
010
J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
This, right here, is the problem.
100
J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
It’s still bread and wine
100
J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
The average American has three friends, but do you know who has three persons?
010
J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
We built this city … we built this city on Grove’s Chill Tonic! [Let the reader understand that “this city” is Asheville.]
020
J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Can I interest you in my latest book?
060
J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
I’ve had enough awkward conversations for one day, so I took my collar off.
060
J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Like this, for instance. You’re supposed to be able to see mountains, but there’s too much wildfire smoke.
000
J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
So many thoughts, including, but not limited to, what’s that FIFA trophy doing there?
000
J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Came across this banger in the archives and thought it needed to get put back in the algorithm.
000