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Low church skeets, from the windows to the walls.

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J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yes, I used Papyrus on the graphic for St. Francis Day, and I'd do it again!
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J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Doing a full-send purge of unnecessary clutter in the office. If someone asks why I threw away an Almy catalog from the spring of 2017, I am prepared to invoke the Cher Horowitz defense.
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J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
And how come the o-line gets to move around so much?
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J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Watching an NFL game for the first time in a while and it’s hard to believe this is not scripted.
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J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It seems like the proliferation of broadcast sports events (there’s field hockey and water polo on right now) has produced a new work from home job: TV sports commentator.
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J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
One of the benefits of not having Amazon Prime means is that I can self righteously grouse about delivery trucks parked willy-nilly in the roadway.
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J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I can’t pull off a polo shirt.
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J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Excluding shows that premiered in 1999 is deliberate West Wing erasure.
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J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My adult awareness that REM is essentially a Big Star cover band that doesn't cite its sources is in direct conflict with the central place REM's music played in my youth, and this is why nostalgia is dangerous.
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J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Double helix in the sky tonight
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J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I hope I did not make a mistake by wearing my clerical collar into this Taco Bell.
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J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Connections Puzzle #1194 🟨🟪🟦🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦
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J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I had forgotten about Esquivel until this moment and suddenly I’m in need of a white dinner jacket and a monkey pod coffee table.
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J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Different month, same discussion in the committee meeting.
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J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
God bless the therapists.
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J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I’m calling on my congressperson to take action against short pants in college football.
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J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Because I have lived in Colorado for a whole year, I’m fixing to put on a hoodie, shorts and sandals.
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J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I’m getting a pretzel.
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J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Having an automatic turntable is like a must must must.
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J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
We normally have breakfast after our Thursday morning Eucharist, but nobody signed up for today so no breakfast. I've been very good about having smoothies for breakfast, so I took this opportunity to cycle over to Micky-D's on my ebike.
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J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Robert Plant, Alison Krauss - Please Read The Letter
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J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I find it interesting when people observe that I seem troubled but don't perceive that they might be troubling me.
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J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Pro tip: If you want something from me, get my name right.
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J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
OMG! #LaVuelta
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J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Connections Puzzle #1175 🟪🟩🟨🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 When you put words from all the colors together because that is definitely a category and the Connectionati are just being mean, the result is called a “crown.”
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J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I have a goal.
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J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Seriously thinking about changing up the entrance liturgy on Sunday.
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J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Currently shining up the battle apple.
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J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I’m ready to make my whole personality about the Toyota Sienna.
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J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Currently talking steps to implement this plan (eg buying a minivan).
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J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I literally almost had a wreck when I heard that Dolly had died.
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J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I had such a good time adventuring this weekend that I'm seriously considering buying a minivan and fitting it out to camp in for 1-3 nights. This is perfectly normal behavior, right?
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J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I’m listening to old playlists and realizing that the dude who made them was not doing great.
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J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Wordle 1,881 1/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Co-credit Walter Becker and Donald Fagen.
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J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Here come those Santa Ana winds again.
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J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
They will find me on the floor, a bottle of yangnyeom sauce in my hand, and lament that I became yet another statistic.
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J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Nothing like telling a prospective parishioner who is concerned that they might not be able to take communion because they are divorced that I am also divorced. Kinda pops that bubble in a hurry.
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J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
"No computational system, however sophisticated, can create a heart that gives itself, or a conscience that discerns good from evil." - Pope Leo XIV, Magnifica Humanitas
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J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
"Peace is neither a naive hope nor merely the absence of war; instead, it is always possible as the fruit of justice and charity." - Pope Leo XIV, Magnifica Humanitas
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J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I’m so tired of Adobe that I could vomit.
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J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
When I pulled up to church this morning, I discovered that my voice might be going out. This will be interesting.
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J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Proper 14, Year A.
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J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Seventeen year old me, watching “Heathers”, would never have imagined that I would be saying “I gotta motor if I’m going to make it to this funeral” regularly and unironically.
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J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The fact that our defense spending is focused on large weapons systems (like aircraft carriers) at the expense of small weapons systems (like surface to surface missiles and drone defense) is a clear indication that Congress is not allocating money based on strategic need.
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J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
It’s disappointing but understandable that Ted Lasso is cashing in on marketing partnerships; however, if the first episode of this season is an indication of what’s to come, they prolly oughta sign as many partnerships as they can right now.
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J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I’ve started putting Latin in the group chat, and I suspect that I’m the only one who is amused. Eheu.
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J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I am working through an issue with PayPal and I am delighted to say that Gilberto is in the chat! I’m feeling very bossa nova at the moment.
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J Dot practicing resurrection @jdotclarkson.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
TIL why Quick Step, a flooring company in Northern Europe, has sponsored a cycling team composed largely of Dutch and Belgian riders for so long.
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