J. D. @jdetc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026You're correct, now I want to see this film more than anything else put out this year. 031
J. D. @jdetc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026RIP to legendary baller, coach, commentator, steakhouse proprietor, and paragon of 20th century masculinity Mike Ditka. May he guide the Bears to victory from the beyond. 030
J. D. @jdetc.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Disproportionately the guys most worried about it seem to often look like this 010
J. D. @jdetc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Perilously close to an unironic waffles tweet. Arguably worse with the using four words for "butter" bit. 000
J. D. @jdetc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026It also spat out this one which feels like a dating sim so if there's a video game entrepreneur out there you can have this idea for free. 000
J. D. @jdetc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Sorry for the AI but I am moving fast and breaking things and if Netflix sees this my DMs are open. 430
J. D. @jdetc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026There are a lot of adjectives that could describe Sean Davis but I don't think "muscular" is one of them. This man looks like an egg that barely made it past quality control. 030
J. D. @jdetc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Area Self-Proclaimed Super-Genius Does Not Understand Evolution at a 10th Grade Level 160
J. D. @jdetc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026And I hadn't read this one to the end because what in the world. This is seven separate issues! 120
J. D. @jdetc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026How do you type this and not realize you're making a bigot's point and you should pump the brakes? This is not a position anyone in legitimate 2026 discourse should be taking. 2221
J. D. @jdetc.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Apologies to Charles Portis and any real Norw**ds out there but you know whom to blame. 010
J. D. @jdetc.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Lord, if it ain't gender it's race. This is one of the whitest men in America. 000
J. D. @jdetc.bsky.social · 11/09/2026This is a good a piece. I do not have a ton to say about 9/11, but this stood I out to me after seeing it debated the other day - inexplicably - that they showed jumpers on TV briefly and then stopped. Can you imagine thinking you saw your brother die on live TV and some asshole is like "nah uh"? 010
J. D. @jdetc.bsky.social · 07/09/2026What you have to love is that the District Court said "so this unconstitutional thing will obviously happen" and the 8th Circuit panel (GW Bush appointed Chief Judge and two Trump appointees) pretended to be the dumbest marks on the planet to Protect the Children from nipples and whatnot. 122
J. D. @jdetc.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Also a venting: this question is really bad unless it's just there to sniff out the northeasterners. If you live in the 3rd largest metro area in America, none of these make sense (there's not really one word for the thing discussed), although "expressway" has imprecise local usage. 200
J. D. @jdetc.bsky.social · 03/09/2026This Quibi show is somehow even sillier than the clips would suggest. 020
J. D. @jdetc.bsky.social · 31/08/2026That moment in The Big Short when Steve Carell realizes it'a a BUBBLE-bubble. 1101
J. D. @jdetc.bsky.social · 29/08/2026It's okay to keep recidivists with no intent to rehabilitate in the criminal system. 390
J. D. @jdetc.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Example of someone who cured their career burnout with clown school: 150
J. D. @jdetc.bsky.social · 27/08/2026This is the same Adam Milstein who recognizes a clear distinction between a religion and its radical paramilitary sects when convenient. It's super offensive and he should be shunned from polite society for this sort of speech, and would be if the ethnicities/religions involved were shuffled. 040
J. D. @jdetc.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Waiting for someone like this to sue ChatGPT for telling them their stupid dipshit question is an excellent smart question. 1480
J. D. @jdetc.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Your problem is that you likely didn't get enough Mississippi. 030
J. D. @jdetc.bsky.social · 19/08/2026"How could one understand Moby-Dick without knowing the story of Jonah?" I dunno, you could try reading Chapter 9 of Moby-Dick. 121
J. D. @jdetc.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Holy Mother of God this is about as funny as litigation over a devaststing explosion can get. Engineers, man. 010
J. D. @jdetc.bsky.social · 15/08/2026I think this should be dismissed for standing (the law doesn't seem to apply at all?) but this is one of the dumber paragraphs one can read about satire, which may be correlated with why the Bee is making mediocre parodies of New Mexico tourism. 120
J. D. @jdetc.bsky.social · 11/08/2026The problem with successful foreign interventionism is that "America bad" critics never learn about them at all. 040
J. D. @jdetc.bsky.social · 10/08/2026"Hey tough guy why don't you call him a loser to his face" is extra amusing when it comes from a dude who quickly disabled replies. Seems a bit bitchmade if you ask me. 2130
J. D. @jdetc.bsky.social · 08/08/2026This is a world with legit dopplegangers and yet we're supposed to believe the bugs-woman gender binary is strictly enforced. Sure, Jan. 130
J. D. @jdetc.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Real Jews(c) buy one wood at Home Depot for their Real Jew carpentry projects. 491
J. D. @jdetc.bsky.social · 06/08/2026This is for suggesting that Democrats support the Democratic Party primary winner in Michigan. The best case scenario is that someone's wasting money on this. 010