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James DeGroot

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SPiNDLE @spindlesong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
lunch time
an artwork by Spindle of the characters Tess (a halfling woman with black hair in big space buns) eating noodles and sitting in front of Halden (a human with orange hair and long beard) who's also eating noodles.
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Oglaf @oglaf.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
www.oglaf.com/surpriseparty/
comic strip!
panel 1
A woman speaks to a man
woman- Can I grab your dick when you're least expecting it? That's what I'm into

panel 2
man- Sure. But I'm kind of expecting it now

panel 3
woman- Oh, it isn't going to happen now.
It isn't going to happen soon

panel 4
woman- It will happen WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT

panel 5
the man fights spiky green enemies of some sort.
he stands on a big chunk of cracked masonry.
It's what, underground? It all seems very green for some reason.

panel 6
the man looks down

panel 7
man- Still sort of expecting it

panel 8
we see that the woman has slithered up through the crack in the masonry and holds up a hand between the man's legs.

woman- Fuck's sake
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SPiNDLE @spindlesong.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
lesbian me timbers
a comic panel by Spindle of the characters Asimov, a half-elf woman with white hair, and Ottilie, a human woman with brown hair. First panel shows both of them in a pirate fit, Asi is talking to Otti:
- What did one lesbian pirate say to another?
- What?
- Scissor me Timbers

second panel shows Asi smiling while doing fingerguns at Ottilie, who's just going through the 5 stages of grief
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Doug Savage @savagechickens.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Ouch! www.patreon.com/savagechicke...
A hamster runs on a wheel. And stops and says "Ouch! I've got a cramp!"
Zoom out to see that the hamster was running inside the chicken's head. The chicken says "Ouch! I've got a headache!"
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Doug Savage @savagechickens.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Making A Difference. www.patreon.com/savagechicke...
Two chickens at a computer. 
Chicken 1: This is an outrage!
Chicken 2: We should do something about it!
Chicken 1: Let's leave angry comments on the internet!
Chicken 2: Yes! That will change everything!
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Doug Savage @savagechickens.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Psychic Cat. www.patreon.com/posts/psychi...
title: PSYCHIC CAT*
A confused chicken watches as Psychic Cat looks into the crystal ball and thinks "I see you... feeding me dinner..." 
*same prediction every time.
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Valkayink is here! @valkayink.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Shin from Area 88 Inks, Gouache, and Colored pencils on Paper
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Oglaf @oglaf.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
www.oglaf.com/urge/
it's basically 'Wanderer above the Sea of Fog' but if he had an erection.
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Doug Savage @savagechickens.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Easter Surprise. www.patreon.com/posts/easter...
A little chicken with a striped Easter egg.
A crack appears in the egg!
And CHOMP! A tiny snake jumps out of the egg and bites the chicken's eye. AUGH
A bunny breaks the news to a snake wearing bunny ears: "You're fired."
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Jucika @jucikacomics.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
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Doug Savage @savagechickens.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Cat Magic. www.patreon.com/posts/cat-ma...
1. [Chicken happily looking at internet] Online cat videos always used to cheer me up.
2. [Chicken disappointedly looking at internet] But, thanks to A.I., half the cat videos are fake now.
3. [Chicken sitting in chair with cat asleep on lap] Luckily, we've still got real cats.
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Mon 👻 @onigiriarts.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
me, literally every time I get back from the store and start craving
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Jucika @jucikacomics.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
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Doug Savage @savagechickens.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Cyborg Therapy. www.patreon.com/posts/cyborg...
Chicken Cyborg (on couch, talking to therapist): "I've got a cyborg implant that controls my emotions."
Therapist is thinking...
And then asks, "And how does that make you feel?"
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Oglaf @oglaf.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
www.oglaf.com/lovebandits/
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Jucika @jucikacomics.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
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Jucika @jucikacomics.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
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Dory Whynot @dorywhynot.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
"Forgives No One Just Yet," 2023. Watercolor on paper. Prints available at www.dorywhynot.com/shop/p/forgi... #watercolor
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Doug Savage @savagechickens.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Sashimi. www.patreon.com/posts/sashim...
Chicken feeding cat: "Tonight's special is the wild salmon sashimi..."
Other chicken: "That's canned cat food!"
Chicken feeding cat: "Shh! He doesn't know that!"
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Doug Savage @savagechickens.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Nice Cave. www.patreon.com/posts/nice-c...
Two cave chickens talking in a cave. One says "I love what you've done with the place. Stalagmites! Stalactites! And such interesting rock placement!"
Caption: Gog, the First Interior Decorator
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Doug Savage @savagechickens.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Godzilla Haiku. www.patreon.com/posts/godzil...
Godzilla yells: "Gworh!*"
*I am Godzilla
Godzilla picks up chunks of broken buildings. "Growrrowr rowgghrowr*"
* Yes, I destroy cities but
Godzilla chews on a bit of building. "Growr.*"
* I have feelings too.
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⚡𝔅𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔩𝔢𝔤𝔲𝔪 𝔐𝔦𝔡𝔩𝔦𝔣𝔢 ℭ𝔯𝔦𝔰𝔦𝔰⚡ @bunnycartoon.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Ughhhh, daylight savings always fucks me up a little bit...
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a girl with red hair is wearing pajamas and yawning while holding a stuffed animal
Alt: Lina Inverse from The Slayers in some baggy pajamas, holding a Gourrey plushie and yawning sleepily.
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Doug Savage @savagechickens.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Hot Dog: The Return. www.patreon.com/posts/hot-do...
A tough-looking hot dog smokes a cigarette and says, "I smell like farts."
Caption: Gas Station Hot Dog featuring the voice talents of Vin Diesel
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Oglaf @oglaf.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
www.oglaf.com/pamphlets/
a man reads a pamphlet about how to get too good at cunnelingus. Around him all is chaos and ruin. It's pretty much 'Ozymandias' but a pussy joke.
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titsay 𓆏 @titsay.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
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Doug Savage @savagechickens.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
I Love Monday. www.patreon.com/posts/i-love...
Two chickens at work. 
Chicken 1 yells "I love Mondays!"
Chicken 1 continues: "It's like New Year's Day, but for the week. Happy New Week!"
Chicken 2 says "You know everybody here hates you, right?"
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Catsuka @catsuka.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Happy 40th anniversary to "The Legend of Zelda" (released on February 21, 1986).
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Doug Savage @savagechickens.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Barbecue. www.patreon.com/posts/barbec...
A raccoon looks delighted. "YUM!"
We see that the raccoon is looking at a dumpster fire. "Flame-broiled!"
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Jucika @jucikacomics.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
"Jucika Scores"
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James DeGroot @jdegroot85.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Josie and the Pussy Cats. It came out when I was in high school and flew completely under my radar, didn't even know it existed. Then it was covered on ThirtyTwentyTen and now is one of my favorites. So much fun!
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Doug Savage @savagechickens.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Easy Game. www.patreon.com/posts/easy-g...
Kids playing a board game. In the foreground, we see the cover of the board game box: "LADDERS & LADDERS - For Kids Who Can't Handle Disappointment"
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Doug Savage @savagechickens.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Blob Expert. www.patreon.com/posts/blob-e...
Title: MELANCHOLY BLOB
"They say if you do something for 10,000 hours, you will be an expert at that thing," says Melancholy Blob. "I am a master of despair."
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songbird @noctsilk.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
'member when it was heavily frowned upon to share private info online? yeah why don't we go back to that
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Doug Savage @savagechickens.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Looking Forward. www.patreon.com/posts/lookin...
Two chickens drinking coffee.
Chicken 1: I'm feeling optimistic about the future!
Chicken 2: I'm looking forward to saying "I told you so"!
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Doug Savage @savagechickens.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
First. www.patreon.com/posts/first-...
Chickens drinking coffee. Chicken 1 says "Today is the first day of the rest of your life!"
"This second is the first second of the rest of this minute!" says Chicken 2. "That's how ridiculous you sound."
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Doug Savage @savagechickens.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Someday. www.patreon.com/posts/someda...
"Someday I'll get off of this dung heap!" says a fly, sitting on a pile of poop. 
Caption: A Fly with Big Dreams
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琥珀雨🍭🍬cohak_ame @cohakuame.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
⚡️ONI ONI🩷GIRLS⚡️👹 #節分 #節分の日
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Davis Bickford @davis.social · 18/01/2026
A digital drawing in purple and ochre. A baby chibi style Eeyore with the words “a little consideration, a little thought for others, makes all the difference.”
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Oglaf @oglaf.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
www.oglaf.com/mancy/
the future arrives, which ought to calm uncertainty but somehow we always manage to generate more.
A king consults an oracle and gets called a dickbag.
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Davis Bickford @davis.social · 11/12/2025
oh damn
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Jucika @jucikacomics.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
"Jucika conjures/creates Spring"

We're also hosting an emergency fundraiser to help us fund a kidney procedure, this account is ran by someone in the US and is currently uninsured and we need support. Currently $8.5k away from meeting the goal and avoiding medical debt, any bit helps

Link to support below
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VeryBerry🐰🎨 @veryberry24.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
🐰うさぎさんのクリスマス🎄🎁 最後の仕上げはまかせて! ⭐️ 🎄
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Oglaf @oglaf.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
www.oglaf.com/goat/
the God of Tits is prayed to and agrees to a sort of breast roulette where sometimes totally unexpected things are up in your shirt.
Usually not though. I mean, I'm not a statistician.Second page, no surprises. Not surprising you is a fundamental principle of comedy.
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Doug Savage @savagechickens.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Beyond Thanks. www.patreon.com/posts/beyond...
Panel 1 [chickens visiting and drinking wine] - caption: "On Thanksgiving, we give thanks for everything we have."
Panel 2 [chickens shopping] - caption: "On Black Friday, we go shopping for everything we don't have."
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Doug Savage @savagechickens.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
The Greatest. www.patreon.com/posts/greate...
A chicken is pointing at two very similar-looking pie charts. "According to the employee satisfaction survey, 75% of you think this is a great place to work! Also, 75% of you don't believe that these surveys are anonymous."
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Jucika @jucikacomics.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
"Jucika the archeologist"

We're also hosting an emergency fundraiser to help us fund a kidney procedure, this account is ran by someone in the US and is currently uninsured and needs as much support as possible, any bit helps, please consider sharing or supporting, the link is in the post below 

Thank you for your patience as I keep sharing the fundraiser, once we're funded I will go back to silence and only alt text translations
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Doug Savage @savagechickens.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
The Optimist. www.patreon.com/posts/optimi...
Chicken 1 to Chicken 2: "I don't think you're an idiot. I'm an optimist. I think your brain is half-full."
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temmie @tuyoki.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
tem strong
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Jucika @jucikacomics.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
"Jucika and the family dinner."
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Doug Savage @savagechickens.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
A.I.-Proof Jobs. www.patreon.com/posts/i-proo...
Title: Which jobs WON'T be replaced by A.I.?
1. ELECTRICIAN [pic of robot getting electrocuted]: Oops.
2. HAIR STYLIST [pic of robot chopping off customer's head]: Oops.
3. GLOVE-MAKER [pic of glove, with one too many fingers]
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