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John Morrison MD

@jcmorrisonmd.bsky.social
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Father, husband, Primary Care Internist/Pediatrician with a focus on #DownSyndrome. #FACP #FAAP #MedPeds Posts are my own & not medical advice. he/him Can also be found watching #SeattleSounders from section 134.

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Sounders FC @soundersfc.com · 4h
Scenes from the locker room post-match 🎶 Longtime Sounders fan Will Daniel addressed the squad and led Jingle Bells following our win over New England!
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 01/09/2026
If you have friends in Seattle who are not yet aware that "We Heart Seattle" is basically a hate group, you can send them this:
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We Heart Seattle’s donors include a ‘race science’ patron and stolen relic traffickers
One of We Heart Seattle’s most generous benefactors helped launch a pseudoscientific racist research network.
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John Morrison MD @jcmorrisonmd.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
This dude is why I wipe down the equipment both before and after.
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John Morrison MD @jcmorrisonmd.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
🥌🌹🌹
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John Morrison MD @jcmorrisonmd.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
This is the most Seattle sign ever.
Road sign stating, “Drive Like Jimothy Lives Here”
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John Morrison MD @jcmorrisonmd.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Everything I used to enjoy growing up in Ohio is now awful
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John Morrison MD @jcmorrisonmd.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Death, taxes, and conservatives using a tragedy in Seattle to be jerks on social media.
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John Morrison MD @jcmorrisonmd.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
In 4th year of med school in Cleveland, a friend and I agreed to temporarily dye our hair an unnatural shade of red, as we figured it would be the last time we could do so. We are now both primary care attending in the PNW, and agree we could absolutely do it again if we were so inclined.
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John Morrison MD @jcmorrisonmd.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I say that a lot too
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John Morrison MD @jcmorrisonmd.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
That’s an explosive deal
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Robert Cruickshank @robertcruickshank.com · 19/07/2026
Could’ve had the final in an amazing atmosphere in Seattle but nooooo
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John Morrison MD @jcmorrisonmd.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Clearly men are too emotional to do their jobs.
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John Morrison MD @jcmorrisonmd.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
But we will not dine until 10 pm
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John Morrison MD @jcmorrisonmd.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The only credit I will give Infantino is that at least he tried.
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John Morrison MD @jcmorrisonmd.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I love my Senator, but this is a profoundly bad idea. Make Standard Time permanent!
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John Morrison MD @jcmorrisonmd.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I’m just a few miles away, and congrats!
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John Morrison MD @jcmorrisonmd.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I regret to inform everyone that my daughter’s and my attempts to do the row chat on our couch were not perfectly in time with the fans in the stadium. Norway’s loss is on us.
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John Morrison MD @jcmorrisonmd.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I still remember the morning when a small vocalization from the back seat reminded me I had missed the turn to day care, and was driving to work on mental autopilot.
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Northwest Urbanist @thenorthwesturbanist.com · 07/07/2026
The U.S. might have lost the World Cup but Seattle definitely won! For a few hours the streets of Downtown Seattle enjoyed the chaotic energy and vitality of Manhattan with crowds, joy, food, diversity, music, sunshine, and camaraderie. It's glorious and feels like we are destined for great things.
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John Morrison MD @jcmorrisonmd.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
This is metaphor for Trump’s red card intervention
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 07/07/2026
Trump gets involved with the world cup and corruptly gets a suspended player reinstated. Now, the US team is being humiliated by Belgium. Everything Trump touches turns to shit.
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Jules Boykoff @julesboykoff.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Tonight FIFA squandered an opportunity to stand up homophobia in football. Instead, when fans chanted the homophobic “puto” chant, FIFA did nothing. FIFA ignored its *own guidelines* to follow a 3-step protocol to 1) pause, 2) suspend, & 3) abandon play, if necessary. FIFA’s word means so little.
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John Morrison MD @jcmorrisonmd.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
This is now a Haaland and Vozinha stan account.
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John Morrison MD @jcmorrisonmd.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
That is a match that will be talked about for years.
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John Morrison MD @jcmorrisonmd.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
You’ve screamed your last tree
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John Morrison MD @jcmorrisonmd.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
My favorite memory from residency: my very last week, and my EM attending arrived for the night shift. He saw I was on schedule, did a little dance, and said, “I’m working with a 4th year on his last week,” and retreated to the call room.
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John Morrison MD @jcmorrisonmd.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
The Men’s World Cup... Where, every 4 years, my wife has to endure me singing “Mbappé” to the tune of “MMMBop.”
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Soccerdonna @soccerdonna.de · 22/06/2026
Lionel Messi 🇦🇷 is the second player in history to score 17 goals at a World Cup. Marta did it first! 🇧🇷👑
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John Morrison MD @jcmorrisonmd.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
The only thing better than seeing Cabo Verde keeping Uruguay to a draw is seeing how sad Luis Suárez was about it.
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Sounder at Heart @sounderatheart.com · 20/06/2026
High-quality signage. 📸: @maxaquinophoto.bsky.social
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Rebecca: "Chaps, Alexi left us" Zlatan: "Who? Rebecca: "Alexi will be back, Alexi will be back with us very soon" Thierry: "Your plan worked, Rebecca" Rebecca: "Don't you bring me into this, no chance" Zlatan: "America, you're welcome" lmaooooooooooooooooo
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John Morrison MD @jcmorrisonmd.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
And people ask me why I left Youngstown, OH.
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Br. Dr. Ken Homan, SJ @kenhomansj.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
As a reminder for everyone saying, "The US had never before scored four goals in a World Cup" that they mean the men's team had never before scored that many. The women's team has absolutely scored more than four goals in a world cup, including in the final. And they also wins things.
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John Morrison MD @jcmorrisonmd.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Me, to my oldest: “So, this vaccine protects against some cancers…” Kiddo: “I’m in.”
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Brett Hamil @bretthamil.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Seattle elects a socialist mayor: Super Bowl NY elects a socialist mayor: NBA Finals
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John Morrison MD @jcmorrisonmd.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Biscuits & Gravy, Fruit, Bacon, and 3 coffees, please.
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John Morrison MD @jcmorrisonmd.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I just wish Congress were alive to see this.
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Andrew Spooky Bones @apbohn.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Meme courtesy @ukhsa.bsky.social
Vaccines The most effective public health interventions in history, second only to clean water. That wasn't a question
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Amy McEuen, Ph.D. @mceuen.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
My favorite mother’s day cartoon from the stupendous @rosemarymosco.com
Bird mom admiring her “smooth round children” which hatch and become a loud handful
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Elizabeth Jacobs, PhD @elizabethjacobs.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Jay Bhattacharya has ordered that a paper showing the effectiveness of COVID19 vaccines in preventing severe disease and hospitalization be suppressed and hidden. This man has been crying nonstop about political censorship for 6 years. But he’s the one who is actually doing it.
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John Morrison MD @jcmorrisonmd.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
My family had a tuxedo cat named Kevin long before Aubrey Plaza made it cool.
A promo pic for the series “Kevin”A tuxedo cat meowing, wearing a name tag that says “Kevin.”
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John Morrison MD @jcmorrisonmd.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Mondays out of office was the best career decision I ever made.
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John Morrison MD @jcmorrisonmd.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
A shirt from KEXP in Seattle.
A T-shirt from KEXP in Seattle that says, “Some things are better without AI”
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Thanh Neville, MD, MSHS @thanh-neville.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
My friend texted me this and I am LMAO.
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John Morrison MD @jcmorrisonmd.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
And the former farmer was a WWI veteran. That’s right, WWI.
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John Morrison MD @jcmorrisonmd.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
One was a former farmer driven to the West Coast by the Dust Bowl, who then worked in food packing. The other was an industrial chemist who developed an adhesive for bandages.
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John Morrison MD @jcmorrisonmd.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
6 years ago today, my oldest got the meet their hero at the time.
A photo of the poster with Elizabeth Warren, and a child whose face is obscured with a smiley face.
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John Morrison MD @jcmorrisonmd.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
My Wasian teenager with feathered, color-streaked hair is vey excited.
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John Morrison MD @jcmorrisonmd.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I think your plan is still sound.
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Dr. Johnathan Flowers, Bisexual of the Blade (Alt-text or DIE) @shengokai.blacksky.app · 09/02/2026
Next time somebody tries to get me to justify the existence of the humanities, I’ll just point out how for the past two Super Bowls we’ve all jumped online and engaged in collective semiotics and hermeneutics of the half-time show as text.
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