Reposted by John Morrison MDSounders FC @soundersfc.com · 4hScenes from the locker room post-match 🎶 Longtime Sounders fan Will Daniel addressed the squad and led Jingle Bells following our win over New England! 37611
Reposted by John Morrison MDDavid Roberts @volts.wtf · 01/09/2026If you have friends in Seattle who are not yet aware that "We Heart Seattle" is basically a hate group, you can send them this:divestspd.comWe Heart Seattle’s donors include a ‘race science’ patron and stolen relic traffickersOne of We Heart Seattle’s most generous benefactors helped launch a pseudoscientific racist research network. 417166
John Morrison MD @jcmorrisonmd.bsky.social · 22/08/2026This dude is why I wipe down the equipment both before and after. 041
John Morrison MD @jcmorrisonmd.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Everything I used to enjoy growing up in Ohio is now awful 220
John Morrison MD @jcmorrisonmd.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Death, taxes, and conservatives using a tragedy in Seattle to be jerks on social media. 140
John Morrison MD @jcmorrisonmd.bsky.social · 27/07/2026In 4th year of med school in Cleveland, a friend and I agreed to temporarily dye our hair an unnatural shade of red, as we figured it would be the last time we could do so. We are now both primary care attending in the PNW, and agree we could absolutely do it again if we were so inclined. 010
Reposted by John Morrison MDRobert Cruickshank @robertcruickshank.com · 19/07/2026Could’ve had the final in an amazing atmosphere in Seattle but nooooo 711334101
John Morrison MD @jcmorrisonmd.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Clearly men are too emotional to do their jobs. 000
John Morrison MD @jcmorrisonmd.bsky.social · 19/07/2026The only credit I will give Infantino is that at least he tried. 020
John Morrison MD @jcmorrisonmd.bsky.social · 15/07/2026I love my Senator, but this is a profoundly bad idea. Make Standard Time permanent! 020
John Morrison MD @jcmorrisonmd.bsky.social · 12/07/2026I regret to inform everyone that my daughter’s and my attempts to do the row chat on our couch were not perfectly in time with the fans in the stadium. Norway’s loss is on us. 061
John Morrison MD @jcmorrisonmd.bsky.social · 09/07/2026I still remember the morning when a small vocalization from the back seat reminded me I had missed the turn to day care, and was driving to work on mental autopilot. 020
Reposted by John Morrison MDNorthwest Urbanist @thenorthwesturbanist.com · 07/07/2026The U.S. might have lost the World Cup but Seattle definitely won! For a few hours the streets of Downtown Seattle enjoyed the chaotic energy and vitality of Manhattan with crowds, joy, food, diversity, music, sunshine, and camaraderie. It's glorious and feels like we are destined for great things. 221129143
John Morrison MD @jcmorrisonmd.bsky.social · 07/07/2026This is metaphor for Trump’s red card intervention 010
Reposted by John Morrison MDAlejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 07/07/2026Trump gets involved with the world cup and corruptly gets a suspended player reinstated. Now, the US team is being humiliated by Belgium. Everything Trump touches turns to shit. 24575391042
Reposted by John Morrison MDJules Boykoff @julesboykoff.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Tonight FIFA squandered an opportunity to stand up homophobia in football. Instead, when fans chanted the homophobic “puto” chant, FIFA did nothing. FIFA ignored its *own guidelines* to follow a 3-step protocol to 1) pause, 2) suspend, & 3) abandon play, if necessary. FIFA’s word means so little. 12411107
John Morrison MD @jcmorrisonmd.bsky.social · 05/07/2026This is now a Haaland and Vozinha stan account. 010
John Morrison MD @jcmorrisonmd.bsky.social · 04/07/2026That is a match that will be talked about for years. 000
John Morrison MD @jcmorrisonmd.bsky.social · 24/06/2026My favorite memory from residency: my very last week, and my EM attending arrived for the night shift. He saw I was on schedule, did a little dance, and said, “I’m working with a 4th year on his last week,” and retreated to the call room. 040
John Morrison MD @jcmorrisonmd.bsky.social · 23/06/2026The Men’s World Cup... Where, every 4 years, my wife has to endure me singing “Mbappé” to the tune of “MMMBop.” 010
Reposted by John Morrison MDSoccerdonna @soccerdonna.de · 22/06/2026Lionel Messi 🇦🇷 is the second player in history to score 17 goals at a World Cup. Marta did it first! 🇧🇷👑 10266031485
John Morrison MD @jcmorrisonmd.bsky.social · 22/06/2026The only thing better than seeing Cabo Verde keeping Uruguay to a draw is seeing how sad Luis Suárez was about it. 150
Reposted by John Morrison MDSounder at Heart @sounderatheart.com · 20/06/2026High-quality signage. 📸: @maxaquinophoto.bsky.social 0779
Reposted by John Morrison MDCJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Rebecca: "Chaps, Alexi left us" Zlatan: "Who? Rebecca: "Alexi will be back, Alexi will be back with us very soon" Thierry: "Your plan worked, Rebecca" Rebecca: "Don't you bring me into this, no chance" Zlatan: "America, you're welcome" lmaooooooooooooooooo 22689462262
John Morrison MD @jcmorrisonmd.bsky.social · 19/06/2026And people ask me why I left Youngstown, OH. 000
Reposted by John Morrison MDBr. Dr. Ken Homan, SJ @kenhomansj.bsky.social · 14/06/2026As a reminder for everyone saying, "The US had never before scored four goals in a World Cup" that they mean the men's team had never before scored that many. The women's team has absolutely scored more than four goals in a world cup, including in the final. And they also wins things. 13115072306
John Morrison MD @jcmorrisonmd.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Me, to my oldest: “So, this vaccine protects against some cancers…” Kiddo: “I’m in.” 060
Reposted by John Morrison MDBrett Hamil @bretthamil.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Seattle elects a socialist mayor: Super Bowl NY elects a socialist mayor: NBA Finals 512393284
John Morrison MD @jcmorrisonmd.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Biscuits & Gravy, Fruit, Bacon, and 3 coffees, please. 000
John Morrison MD @jcmorrisonmd.bsky.social · 18/05/2026I just wish Congress were alive to see this. 000
Reposted by John Morrison MDAndrew Spooky Bones @apbohn.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Meme courtesy @ukhsa.bsky.social 0156
Reposted by John Morrison MDAmy McEuen, Ph.D. @mceuen.bsky.social · 10/05/2026My favorite mother’s day cartoon from the stupendous @rosemarymosco.com 3698762203
Reposted by John Morrison MDElizabeth Jacobs, PhD @elizabethjacobs.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Jay Bhattacharya has ordered that a paper showing the effectiveness of COVID19 vaccines in preventing severe disease and hospitalization be suppressed and hidden. This man has been crying nonstop about political censorship for 6 years. But he’s the one who is actually doing it. 442781974
John Morrison MD @jcmorrisonmd.bsky.social · 21/04/2026My family had a tuxedo cat named Kevin long before Aubrey Plaza made it cool. 061
John Morrison MD @jcmorrisonmd.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Mondays out of office was the best career decision I ever made. 000
Reposted by John Morrison MDThanh Neville, MD, MSHS @thanh-neville.bsky.social · 14/04/2026My friend texted me this and I am LMAO. 712917
John Morrison MD @jcmorrisonmd.bsky.social · 05/03/2026And the former farmer was a WWI veteran. That’s right, WWI. 000
John Morrison MD @jcmorrisonmd.bsky.social · 05/03/2026One was a former farmer driven to the West Coast by the Dust Bowl, who then worked in food packing. The other was an industrial chemist who developed an adhesive for bandages. 100
John Morrison MD @jcmorrisonmd.bsky.social · 22/02/20266 years ago today, my oldest got the meet their hero at the time. 030
John Morrison MD @jcmorrisonmd.bsky.social · 20/02/2026My Wasian teenager with feathered, color-streaked hair is vey excited. 040
Reposted by John Morrison MDDr. Johnathan Flowers, Bisexual of the Blade (Alt-text or DIE) @shengokai.blacksky.app · 09/02/2026Next time somebody tries to get me to justify the existence of the humanities, I’ll just point out how for the past two Super Bowls we’ve all jumped online and engaged in collective semiotics and hermeneutics of the half-time show as text. 3947021104