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Proud father of @mvp2005.bsky.social 📍 Portland, OR Strictly pro-labor except for Kyle Juszczyk

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Joe @jc-esq.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
People with Washington plates driving in the rain but only when they're driving in Portland
Private James Ryan screaming & crying while gunfire & explosions go off all around him
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Joe @jc-esq.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
A guy who you have to explain to what Marc Maron & WTF are (the guy is my 33-y.o. brother)
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Joe @jc-esq.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Genuinely nuts to listen to this ALAB on Iran sanctions as it becomes outdated in real time. We're going to be in our most humane posture toward Iranians in the last ~50 years plus we got to be humiliated in the bargain 😌🙏 pca.st/episode/85d3...
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Episode 7: The Modern-Day Siege
Andy, Michael, and Tarik look at United States economic sanctions laws, and in particular the decades-long embargoes imposed on Cuba and Iran.
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Joe @jc-esq.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Casting call for an unauthorized Mic Dicta successor, to be called Mic Deuxta. Same podcast art, same current legal events format, but no involvement from the original cast except for the one that wasn't funny
The podcast art to Mic Dicta, featuring a stylized depiction of Mike Ditka holding the scales of justice, except the scales are beer cans (possibly tall boys)
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Kaye Ross @kaye.zone · 20/02/2026
We can all say we survived a year of McKinleynomics.
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Joe @jc-esq.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
People who start their posts with "just a reminder" & then go on to say some banal bullshit about the news or politics are the true weight-bearing walls of this site. They're also a flat Venn circle with the people who are unable to take W's
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Joe @jc-esq.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Checking & finding out the attractive podcast guest's age & they are in fact older than you >>
Homer Simpson dressed like a member of the Secret Service
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Joe @jc-esq.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Running in 2028 & the platform will be (1) not lifting a finger if foreign entities scoop up Certain People for prosecution, & (2) dogwalking tech companies on principle
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Joe @jc-esq.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Just saw the most biker / o-line coded guy at Fred Meyer wearing a Fuck Trump shirt, feeling dangerously back
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Joe @jc-esq.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Yesterday I heard someone call Fallout 3 the best RPG experience they've ever had & 16 hours later I'm still reeling from the depression
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Joe @jc-esq.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
I hope Malik Willis signs somewhere & plays well, obviously for Malik but even more for the guys putting in long shifts at the take factory pumping him up
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Joe @jc-esq.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Bryan Adams doing standup comedy "Take me as I am / Take my wife"
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Joe @jc-esq.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Dreamt of a FIFA (N64 era) where you can run home to your flat during halftime & I think it's a good idea
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Joe @jc-esq.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Still losing it days later re: a guy in ARC Raiders screaming "come out of cover & fight me like a man," & the woman shooting him saying "I'm not a man! Misgendering me is crazy but I forgive you." The other guy immediately was like "my bad I'm sorry" & she finished popping him lol
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Joe @jc-esq.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
President Xi, please come take the Lombardi trophy sir
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Joe @jc-esq.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
While I'm glad the team I was born into has never had to do it, I do lowkey admire these teams who win Super Bowls with a bad QB. It's only happened like 5 times in history but they're the heroes keeping hope alive for like 80% of NFL franchises + fans
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Joe @jc-esq.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
It's beautiful symmetry that Trent Dilfer kicked off the Era of Bad Quarterbacks in the 2000 season SB & Sam Darnold is here 25 years later keeping that grand tradition alive 🥰
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Joe @jc-esq.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
When I get kicked off the good boi server on ARC Raiders
A scene from the pilot episode of the original 1987 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles anime in which Hamato Yoshi transforms into a man-sized rat. The subtitles read, "But Yoshi had most recently been with... the rats."
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Joe @jc-esq.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
She's not the exact same as my retired RN ma but her vibe + aura are exactly the same as my retired RN ma & it's genuinely unsettling (very good performance)
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Joe @jc-esq.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Getting 3.3 hours of legal work done before lunch
A famous photo of quarterback Y.A. Tittle kneeling on the field bleeding from his skull
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Joe @jc-esq.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Did Sparty bow out again or did I just catch the most unexpected block of all time
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Joe @jc-esq.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
We get this high-minded talk abt the importance of the press from the press a lot, but when they're asked why they failed—to accurately describe the actions of those in power, to avoid both-sidesing every single issue to death, etc.—we get the "what do you want us to do" smol bean defense. It wears
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Joe @jc-esq.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
I remember around this time in like 2018 the NYT's top Dem nom prediction for 2020 was Oprah
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Joe @jc-esq.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Kyle Shanahan got arrested in 2005 for getting in the face of cops racially profiling Raheem Morris & afterward refused to apologize for it. Dark Woke has come to Santa Clara www.sportskeeda.com/nfl/news-kyl...
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NFL analysts revisit Kyle Shanahan and Raheem Morris' 2005 combine arrest amid 49ers' search for new DC
San Francisco 49ers coach Kyle Shanahan is looking for a new defensive coordinator after former DC Robert Saleh was named the new Tennessee Titans head coach after just one season with the Niners.
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Joe @jc-esq.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
There's a universe in which Marvel didn't commit the original sin (deemphasizing the X-Men) & this was averted. Danny Rand Iron Fist in MvC3? Suck my butt. Better we should have 1,000 MvC2 Marrows than this. DC danced with the ones what brought them
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Kelly @andee902.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
me looting in arc rangers
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Joe @jc-esq.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
c'mon that Silly Symphony dancing skeleton short is like 100 years old
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Joe @jc-esq.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Honestly didn't remember that the shoe incident (blessings upon Muntadhar al-Zaidi) happened in *December 2008* that can't be right
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Joe @jc-esq.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Each day of communally sharing the death of beacons of pure light & joy instead of getting to communally share the death of ghouls we can celebrate being gone
Homer Simpson in bed wearing headphones looking tired
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springfieldians 2: hyperspringfieldians @springfieldians.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
we often say someone was "the best to ever do it," but she was, in fact, the best to ever do it. RIP to the funniest woman who ever lived.
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Joe @jc-esq.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Dental hygienist to my mouth today but I was okay with it bc I'm a lapsed Catholic
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Joe @jc-esq.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
You peruse your Blender Magazine in your childhood bedroom. The 26-in CRT TV doesn't have cable but for some reason it gets MTV2. The chronomages sent you back a little too far, but it will all be worth it in a couple years if that guy actually hits Bush with his shoe this time
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Joe @jc-esq.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Genuinely one of the weirdest guys
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Joe @jc-esq.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
The most recent Dogist videos have been noticeably better re: keeping the focus on the dog & dog owner, so I must credit Dogist for doing a great job of Listening To Me
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Joe @jc-esq.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Acquiring the moniker "Concentrationkamp Perez" should be a career ender for just about anybody, let's see if it can overcome the power of Local Horny Vote
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HELLm City Horn @echorn.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
And people say journalism is dead
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Joe @jc-esq.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
There's a 30+ minute video on YouTube which investigates whether Daria is in the Beavis & Butt-Head universe 🔍
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Chris Warriner @kingdarian.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Turbografx-16 CD game - Caroline in the CD
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Joe @jc-esq.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Why wave of emotion hit me
A screenshot of Jon Gabrus's Instagram story showing a photo of the Action Boyz in 2016 looking handsome and fun
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Joe @jc-esq.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Heading into my big negotiation. Anchoring impossibly low so that when they whittle my position down to nothing, I can look them straight in the eye & say "okay"
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Joe @jc-esq.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
There are obviously going to be more examples as the years roll on, but the Red Letter Media guys have done a creditable job of modeling how to age with some dignity
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Joe @jc-esq.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Well we're either going to see a kid get prematurely crowned as the forever-MVP or we're going to see the worst QB to win a Super Bowl since Trent Dilfer. Choose your fighter
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Joe @jc-esq.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Maybe the weirdest type of guy is the "Tom Brady has actually gotten good at this" guy
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Joe @jc-esq.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
They're calling it the least watchable Super Bowl
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Joe @jc-esq.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Zero possible way the Patriots blow this but let's see how hard they try
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Joe @jc-esq.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
@shake1n1bake.bsky.social Have you seen this blog of a guy going through the SMAC quotes / techs one by one? I've really been enjoying it in my downtime paeantosmac.wordpress.com/2015/02/17/i...
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“Therefore the Lord God sent him forth from the garden of Eden. He drove out the man; and he placed at the east of the garden of Eden Cherubim, and a flaming sword which turned every way, to …
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Joe @jc-esq.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Guy taking state-funded murders as an opportunity to wag his finger at you for not voting hard enough. Very cool!
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Joe @jc-esq.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
IG Reels last night showed me that clip of Yasiin Bey laughing it up over "Rap Snitch Knishes" & you know what IG Reels credit to you, I'm never sad to see that
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Joe @jc-esq.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
The thought of activating Push Mode in public with people screaming at me like it's under 2 min in the 4th of Vikings / Packers gives me hives, which is a long way of saying this brings me great joy
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Joe @jc-esq.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Aging into seeing your father become the guy who responds to every low-effort "Who in here love they wife fr?" post >>>
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