🧟♀️ JustEEEEEK! Gardner 🦴 @jbgrumpstone.bsky.social · 21hDay 6: Weather Mist on the Hill of Graves. #31DaysofGraves #graveaday #cemetery 0140
🧟♀️ JustEEEEEK! Gardner 🦴 @jbgrumpstone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Day 5: Vehicle This was a tough one for #31DaysofGraves so I give you “Beautiful Fall Day in Historic Cemetery Directly in Major Airport’s Flight Path.” 0120
🧟♀️ JustEEEEEK! Gardner 🦴 @jbgrumpstone.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Day 4: Entrance #31DaysofGraves #cemetery 0181
🧟♀️ JustEEEEEK! Gardner 🦴 @jbgrumpstone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026These new department of “war” ads during the Yankees-Tampa game are something else.static.klipy.comSoldier Says I'm Doing My PartALT: Soldier Says I'm Doing My Part 001
🧟♀️ JustEEEEEK! Gardner 🦴 @jbgrumpstone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Day 3: Glass These are the skylights for Green-Wood’s catacombs. Every time I encounter them I think of hobbit holes as the catacombs are built into the underside of a hill. #31DaysofGraves #cemetery #greenwood 0212
🧟♀️ JustEEEEEK! Gardner 🦴 @jbgrumpstone.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Day 2: Urns I call this “Draped Urn with Bonus Chonky Boy.” #31DaysofGraves #graveaday #greenwood 1122
🧟♀️ JustEEEEEK! Gardner 🦴 @jbgrumpstone.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Thanks for the list! Came across the # and thought I’d join in. (I know I have flowers in my 10,000 cemetery pics somewhere.) 100
🧟♀️ JustEEEEEK! Gardner 🦴 @jbgrumpstone.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Day 1: welcome to my happy place. #31DaysofGraves #cemetery #graveaday 181
🧟♀️ JustEEEEEK! Gardner 🦴 @jbgrumpstone.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Around here we call it "gentrification gray." 010
🧟♀️ JustEEEEEK! Gardner 🦴 @jbgrumpstone.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Why does everything coming out of this man’s mouth feel like he watches a highlight reel of Homelander from The Boys to get himself in the mood?static.klipy.comHomelander The BoysAlt: Homelander from The Boys gif saying “I’m stronger, I’m better, I’m smarter” 000
🧟♀️ JustEEEEEK! Gardner 🦴 @jbgrumpstone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Spelling Bee rejects a lot of words based on whatever their high-faultin’ NYT style deems acceptable but COME ON. 🐝🤬 #spellingbee 001
🧟♀️ JustEEEEEK! Gardner 🦴 @jbgrumpstone.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I see The Deep is now influencing FBI hiring policy.static.klipy.comThe Deep Watches Octopus in The BoysAlt: The Deep Watches Octopus in The Boys 000
🧟♀️ JustEEEEEK! Gardner 🦴 @jbgrumpstone.bsky.social · 10/09/2026PSA: If you're in the NYC metro area that strange humming sound you started to hear around 8 a.m. was millions of parents/caregivers collectively muttering "thank fucking god." #firstdayofschool #nyc 040
🧟♀️ JustEEEEEK! Gardner 🦴 @jbgrumpstone.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Condolences. It’s never easy when they leave us. 000
🧟♀️ JustEEEEEK! Gardner 🦴 @jbgrumpstone.bsky.social · 05/09/2026🐈⬛ Welp guess I gotta wash that cutting board before I use it again. #caturday #blackcat #void 060
🧟♀️ JustEEEEEK! Gardner 🦴 @jbgrumpstone.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I have been a freelancer for a very loooonnnnnng time, so there is no excuse for missing a deadline. Like just completely and totally forgetting to write it down. Whoopsie! But you know what? I'm a freakin' human, scraping by. I'll give myself grace and only self-flagellate for 3 more days.static.klipy.comSeinfeld: Jerry Seinfeld Says 'This Is No Good'Alt: Seinfeld: Jerry Seinfeld Says 'This Is No Good' 000
🧟♀️ JustEEEEEK! Gardner 🦴 @jbgrumpstone.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Needed to hear this right now right after I posted a “hate tooting my own horn but” post on the faceplace. 121
🧟♀️ JustEEEEEK! Gardner 🦴 @jbgrumpstone.bsky.social · 21/08/2026It's funny, I just bought the same flashlight... 💀💡 030
🧟♀️ JustEEEEEK! Gardner 🦴 @jbgrumpstone.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Early Stages She takes three scoops of pink river mud and adds them to her #kettle. She slices her finger, drips in three spots of dark red. From her eyes, she pulls three lashes. From her throat she coughs up three wads of sputum. At sunset, she lights the kindling and begins to stir. #vss365 0133
🧟♀️ JustEEEEEK! Gardner 🦴 @jbgrumpstone.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Ebb We #comb the sand for shells, smooth bits of glass to wind with copper around the necks of our smallest children. To bind the wrists of the older ones, crown the heads of those soon to be taken. On a sandbar, we find a conch caked in the eyes of a hundred barnacles. It is time to begin. #vss365 173
🧟♀️ JustEEEEEK! Gardner 🦴 @jbgrumpstone.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Man, I remember when Ringling was selling tickets to see these things when I was a kid. I was at the peak of my unicorn-crazed childhood and even I thought these goats were feckin' weird. 010
🧟♀️ JustEEEEEK! Gardner 🦴 @jbgrumpstone.bsky.social · 17/08/2026In case anyone thinks I am making things up 😂 I mean I *do* make things up for a (theoretical) living....More like I make things up to live? Yes, anyway. Read my story. It's about gardening and death. Yay? #gardening #death #amwriting 151
🧟♀️ JustEEEEEK! Gardner 🦴 @jbgrumpstone.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Huzzah! A new piece of mine is finally out from the good folks @theforge.bsky.social. (This one is less weird than my usual fare—some might even call it “literary.” 😱) #ampublished #writingcommunity #writing #shortfiction forgelitmag.com/2026/08/17/t...forgelitmag.comThe Wheel of the Year - The Forge Literary MagazineThe Wheel of the Year, a short fiction by Justine Gardner 020
🧟♀️ JustEEEEEK! Gardner 🦴 @jbgrumpstone.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Just read this. So good. 🥩🎾 forever! 110
🧟♀️ JustEEEEEK! Gardner 🦴 @jbgrumpstone.bsky.social · 08/08/2026While we're at it, let's never forget the no-bid contract (approved by Giuliani) that got firefighters saddled with bunk radios in the Towers and unable to hear evacuation orders... (Giuliani was and remains a vile racist POS who used the mayoralty and 9/11 to line his pockets and pad his ego.) 000
🧟♀️ JustEEEEEK! Gardner 🦴 @jbgrumpstone.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Happy #caturday, from Wilson, a very good sport. 1132
🧟♀️ JustEEEEEK! Gardner 🦴 @jbgrumpstone.bsky.social · 04/08/2026This reminds me of that guy I dated who went to India for a semester abroad in college and his biggest cultural takeaway was wiping his own ass with his hands because (according to him) Indians don't use toilet paper? AFAIK he is middle-aged and still hand-wiping. 000
🧟♀️ JustEEEEEK! Gardner 🦴 @jbgrumpstone.bsky.social · 30/07/2026That’s a solid recommendation list! 120
🧟♀️ JustEEEEEK! Gardner 🦴 @jbgrumpstone.bsky.social · 28/07/2026A beautiful person I had the great fortune to know left this earth yesterday. She was one of the most unique, intelligent, vivacious, GOOD people I have ever met. That’s all. Hold your loved ones close, pet the cat, feed the birds. Water your garden. Raise a glass. 030
🧟♀️ JustEEEEEK! Gardner 🦴 @jbgrumpstone.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Watershed She digs, scraping rock, trying to get as much root as possible. She has decided to #shift the bee balm from one end of the wild patch to the center. She needs to spread the red clots of their flowers, to smell their herbal sweetness and forget what and who was buried there. #vss365 152
🧟♀️ JustEEEEEK! Gardner 🦴 @jbgrumpstone.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Took the ol’ tent out of the shed to set up for the kid to use as summer funtime playspace and…frickin’ squirrels had filled the bag up with pinecones and chewed the (not cheap) tent to absolute Swiss cheese. Squirrels, man. 😡 010
🧟♀️ JustEEEEEK! Gardner 🦴 @jbgrumpstone.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Me: Smell that? Kid: yeah...what is it? Me: Canada's on fire. Kid: AGAIN?! 000
🧟♀️ JustEEEEEK! Gardner 🦴 @jbgrumpstone.bsky.social · 01/07/2026I love my sister forever and always but her commitment to hot pepper relish makes sharing a small tiny fridge in our upstate house me want to stab all the things. (Don’t we’ve get me started on the hot sauce.) 000
🧟♀️ JustEEEEEK! Gardner 🦴 @jbgrumpstone.bsky.social · 30/06/2026“Tradition” is a funny word for “it’s fucking in the Constitution.” 0130
🧟♀️ JustEEEEEK! Gardner 🦴 @jbgrumpstone.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Q4: L. P. Hartley, who AFAIK isn't problematic like ol' Lovecraft and wrote some supremely unsettling psychological horror, specifically the collection The Travelling Grave. "The Killing Bottle" and "A Change of Ownership" are 2 stories that haunt me still, long after reading... #HorrorWritersChat 061
🧟♀️ JustEEEEEK! Gardner 🦴 @jbgrumpstone.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Q3: Oh jeez, there are quite a few dead ones, aren't there? I've been going down an old-timey hole, so I am going to say Mary Butts, who is not a horror writer per se, but she wrote some weird shit and she died at 47, in 1937, and I think we could make some weird beautiful shit together. 131
🧟♀️ JustEEEEEK! Gardner 🦴 @jbgrumpstone.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Q2: Can't say I have brought any back from the unpublished grave because so many of my tales still lie behind the file drawer door...🤦♀️ However there is one I have about a racist cop who gets got that I have plans to take down to the bones, as it were, and rebuild anew... #HorrorWritersChat 052
🧟♀️ JustEEEEEK! Gardner 🦴 @jbgrumpstone.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Hallo! It's been a minute since I've been able to dive into the #HorrorWritersChat, albeit a bit late... My name is Justine, I write weird shit, and... Q1: "Hodge" by Elinor Mordaunt (c.1921). Strange, sad, Frankenstein-esque tale of unearthing an early human from the tide pools. Poor Hodge. 084
🧟♀️ JustEEEEEK! Gardner 🦴 @jbgrumpstone.bsky.social · 17/06/2026I love how-to-draw instructions, but I gotta say this one takes a bit of a leap from steps 3 to 4. 🐀 000