🧟♀️ JustEEEEEK! Gardner 🦴 @jbgrumpstone.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Day 14: Brick (Better late than never, right?) #31DaysofGraves 1254
🧟♀️ JustEEEEEK! Gardner 🦴 @jbgrumpstone.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Day 13: Unusual #31DaysofGraves 0230
🧟♀️ JustEEEEEK! Gardner 🦴 @jbgrumpstone.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Day 12: Ordinary One of my favorite features at Green-Wood Cemetery are the many small sets of steps set into its hilly landscape. They are usually not ornate or remarkable but something about their “ordinariness” appeals to me. #31DaysofGraves 0150
🧟♀️ JustEEEEEK! Gardner 🦴 @jbgrumpstone.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Day 11: Humorous #31DaysofGraves 17510
🧟♀️ JustEEEEEK! Gardner 🦴 @jbgrumpstone.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Day 10: Missing #31DaysofGraves #missing #cemetery 0130
🧟♀️ JustEEEEEK! Gardner 🦴 @jbgrumpstone.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Day 9: Lettering #31DaysofGraves #daylateandadollarshort 0130
🧟♀️ JustEEEEEK! Gardner 🦴 @jbgrumpstone.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Day 8: Animal #31DaysofGraves #Greenwood #doggo #cemetery 0212
🧟♀️ JustEEEEEK! Gardner 🦴 @jbgrumpstone.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Day 7: Home I mean someone/things live there… #31DaysofGraves 0150
🧟♀️ JustEEEEEK! Gardner 🦴 @jbgrumpstone.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Thanks, Eryn, as always for the hosting finesse. And for once I actually have something to share. A tale of mind was picked by Edge & Busby for a psychological horror antho called "Witnessed" out next March. Woot! 195
🧟♀️ JustEEEEEK! Gardner 🦴 @jbgrumpstone.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Hallo! I am so glad I can participate today. It feels like ages since the stars (mis)aligned for me to give this chat my full attention. Q1: My name's Justine Gardner, I live in Brooklyn, NY, I write weird shit, and...Well that's gotta be fetu in fetus. If you know you know.... #HorrorWritersChat 2146
🧟♀️ JustEEEEEK! Gardner 🦴 @jbgrumpstone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Day 6: Weather Mist on the Hill of Graves. #31DaysofGraves #graveaday #cemetery 0140
🧟♀️ JustEEEEEK! Gardner 🦴 @jbgrumpstone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Day 5: Vehicle This was a tough one for #31DaysofGraves so I give you “Beautiful Fall Day in Historic Cemetery Directly in Major Airport’s Flight Path.” 0120
🧟♀️ JustEEEEEK! Gardner 🦴 @jbgrumpstone.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Day 4: Entrance #31DaysofGraves #cemetery 0181
🧟♀️ JustEEEEEK! Gardner 🦴 @jbgrumpstone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Day 3: Glass These are the skylights for Green-Wood’s catacombs. Every time I encounter them I think of hobbit holes as the catacombs are built into the underside of a hill. #31DaysofGraves #cemetery #greenwood 0212
🧟♀️ JustEEEEEK! Gardner 🦴 @jbgrumpstone.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Day 2: Urns I call this “Draped Urn with Bonus Chonky Boy.” #31DaysofGraves #graveaday #greenwood 1122
🧟♀️ JustEEEEEK! Gardner 🦴 @jbgrumpstone.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Day 1: welcome to my happy place. #31DaysofGraves #cemetery #graveaday 181
🧟♀️ JustEEEEEK! Gardner 🦴 @jbgrumpstone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Spelling Bee rejects a lot of words based on whatever their high-faultin’ NYT style deems acceptable but COME ON. 🐝🤬 #spellingbee 001
🧟♀️ JustEEEEEK! Gardner 🦴 @jbgrumpstone.bsky.social · 05/09/2026🐈⬛ Welp guess I gotta wash that cutting board before I use it again. #caturday #blackcat #void 060
🧟♀️ JustEEEEEK! Gardner 🦴 @jbgrumpstone.bsky.social · 21/08/2026It's funny, I just bought the same flashlight... 💀💡 030
🧟♀️ JustEEEEEK! Gardner 🦴 @jbgrumpstone.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Early Stages She takes three scoops of pink river mud and adds them to her #kettle. She slices her finger, drips in three spots of dark red. From her eyes, she pulls three lashes. From her throat she coughs up three wads of sputum. At sunset, she lights the kindling and begins to stir. #vss365 0133
🧟♀️ JustEEEEEK! Gardner 🦴 @jbgrumpstone.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Ebb We #comb the sand for shells, smooth bits of glass to wind with copper around the necks of our smallest children. To bind the wrists of the older ones, crown the heads of those soon to be taken. On a sandbar, we find a conch caked in the eyes of a hundred barnacles. It is time to begin. #vss365 173
🧟♀️ JustEEEEEK! Gardner 🦴 @jbgrumpstone.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Happy #caturday, from Wilson, a very good sport. 1132
🧟♀️ JustEEEEEK! Gardner 🦴 @jbgrumpstone.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Watershed She digs, scraping rock, trying to get as much root as possible. She has decided to #shift the bee balm from one end of the wild patch to the center. She needs to spread the red clots of their flowers, to smell their herbal sweetness and forget what and who was buried there. #vss365 152
🧟♀️ JustEEEEEK! Gardner 🦴 @jbgrumpstone.bsky.social · 01/07/2026I love my sister forever and always but her commitment to hot pepper relish makes sharing a small tiny fridge in our upstate house me want to stab all the things. (Don’t we’ve get me started on the hot sauce.) 000
🧟♀️ JustEEEEEK! Gardner 🦴 @jbgrumpstone.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Two new subreddits I joined today are r/bellhat and r/beebutts and I have no regrets. 010
🧟♀️ JustEEEEEK! Gardner 🦴 @jbgrumpstone.bsky.social · 01/04/2026Pruning He forgot gloves, so the roses bit him for his favors, leaving red teeth marks along his forearms. He #exalted in their sting; it felt deserved, earned. As a child, his mother had poured vinegar on his scrapes to punish clumsiness. Now in the garden, he let the earth tear him apart. #vss365 0101
🧟♀️ JustEEEEEK! Gardner 🦴 @jbgrumpstone.bsky.social · 23/03/2026Deterrent I #endorse the public dissection of those executed for the crime of homicide. Some argue against the vulgar aspects. Will we make bone-chip souvenirs? Sell locks of murderers’ hair? I say open gift shops and let honest men make money from the skins of the justly dead. #vss365 081
🧟♀️ JustEEEEEK! Gardner 🦴 @jbgrumpstone.bsky.social · 04/03/2026Got this little goodie just poking around the catalog at the local public library. Love my @bklynlibrary.bsky.social Would not be great if @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social cut a chunk of funding from their already paltry budget. Communities need libraries! 000
🧟♀️ JustEEEEEK! Gardner 🦴 @jbgrumpstone.bsky.social · 29/01/2026OH MY GOD. She is named for the one and only... 010
🧟♀️ JustEEEEEK! Gardner 🦴 @jbgrumpstone.bsky.social · 28/01/2026One of my favorite fun facts about LEGO is before ol' Ole Kirk Christiansen got going with the plastics he manufactured this popular wooden "peace gun" in 1949. #internationalLEGOday Also, always: #abolishice 000
🧟♀️ JustEEEEEK! Gardner 🦴 @jbgrumpstone.bsky.social · 10/01/2026Uh-oh. Lemon Pig 2026 isn’t looking so hot only 10 days in…. 010
🧟♀️ JustEEEEEK! Gardner 🦴 @jbgrumpstone.bsky.social · 10/01/2026It’s all been so…just… yeah… 🙇♀️ So here’s my demon Wilson, aka the Slayer of Ankles, cozy and snug under the weighted blanket… #caturday #voids #blackcats #🐈⬛ 040
🧟♀️ JustEEEEEK! Gardner 🦴 @jbgrumpstone.bsky.social · 02/01/2026Needs Must Mrs. Chippy did a job of climbing the rigging; as good as any sailor. Once he jumped overboard after a fish and had to be retrieved with a specimen net. By the time thought of reaching land had turned to #abstraction, he was ordered killed. His flesh did not make a tender meal. #vss365 0152
🧟♀️ JustEEEEEK! Gardner 🦴 @jbgrumpstone.bsky.social · 01/01/2026And here’s to 2026…kid’s first time helping with the family lemon pig. Also the 2nd time we have done a lemon pig… #lemonpig #🍋🐷 180
🧟♀️ JustEEEEEK! Gardner 🦴 @jbgrumpstone.bsky.social · 01/01/2026It’s been quite the year Lemon Pig…quite the year…(also I suspect you may have started life as a lime)…#lemonpig #🍋🐷 030
🧟♀️ JustEEEEEK! Gardner 🦴 @jbgrumpstone.bsky.social · 24/12/2025Hey let me grab my vintage 1942 cookbook and look up some holiday cookie reci— Uh… 000
🧟♀️ JustEEEEEK! Gardner 🦴 @jbgrumpstone.bsky.social · 16/12/2025the internet may be under threat of being smothered to death by AI slop but if you can still dig deep into newspaper archives I'm a happy gal. This ad in the 12/16/25 edition of the NYT had me going, "Yeah and how did that work out?" 010
🧟♀️ JustEEEEEK! Gardner 🦴 @jbgrumpstone.bsky.social · 05/12/2025I mean neither author is wrong but damn if it were me I’d be salty that my book came out with the same exact title as someone else’s at the same time. Which is why if I ever publish an actual book it will be called something like “Pickle Dear” or “Crab Shatter” so as to avoid confusion. #booksky 040
🧟♀️ JustEEEEEK! Gardner 🦴 @jbgrumpstone.bsky.social · 02/12/2025Trying to work on some other (bigger) stuff in my wee writing time, so I’m not obsessing over #vss365 as as much these days. (Although #aphotic is a tasty word. 🪼) And all has been quiet here for the last hour…even the watch cat is at rest. 🐈⬛ #5amwritersclub #blackcat #amwriting 0120
🧟♀️ JustEEEEEK! Gardner 🦴 @jbgrumpstone.bsky.social · 01/12/2025The cat’s face always lets me know when someone (the child) who should be sleeping is creeping about the apartment… #5amwritersclub 1166127
🧟♀️ JustEEEEEK! Gardner 🦴 @jbgrumpstone.bsky.social · 17/11/2025Timing He had no #goal when he set out for the cemetery. Just a brisk walk before sunset and the gates were locked. He had no desire to spend the night curled inside a ruined mausoleum. Although, if pressed, he’d choose one with an eastern view to watch the sun rise over the hill of graves. #vss365 081
🧟♀️ JustEEEEEK! Gardner 🦴 @jbgrumpstone.bsky.social · 14/11/2025Insides, Out Dissection day in #science class: the cloying stink of formaldehyde and the squelch of scalpel biting into vitreous humor. Some students are conscientious about slicing and pinning the required parts; others find the hard bean of the lens and reserve it for future use. #vss365 1131