jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 29/09/2026static.klipy.comRobert Downey Jr as Kirk Lazarus: SurviveALT: Robert Downey Jr as Kirk Lazarus: Survive 010
jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 29/09/2026We’re getting preemptive announcements from our professors about AI use, as if we’re already guilty of using AI-generated text, and it’s up to us to prove our innocence. The paranoia is crazy. The day AI can convince me it wrote something in my voice is the day I quit being a writer. Not a chance. 110
jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 29/09/2026MLA formatting will trigger these AI detectors, too. Academic language itself triggers it. I’ll live with the typos, thanks. As a professional writer, it’s horrible to watch. It’s tearing apart the learning process. Off-loading cognitive thinking is a dystopian future I don’t want to live in. 051
jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 29/09/2026When a professor prompts an essay with technical questions, it triggers AI detectors. Neuroplasticity, sensory perception, etc. I will defend my original work against all AI accusations. I keep my drafting notes. The presumption of guilt on students using AI is out of control right now. It’s awful 120
jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 29/09/2026We’re in an AI transition & I get that many are confused about. Let me be clear, I canceled my MSWord subscription (of 20 years) bc there’s no way to turn AI off. Now using Notes and AI-disabled Pages to write. I will go back to spiral notebooks if I have to. I went back to college to learn. 392
jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Agree. It’s all subjective. How can you quantify “favorite?” 010
jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 26/09/2026PS. Only an evil person would say this utter twaddle. 020
jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Kind of depends on what’s getting done, doesn’t it, Peter? If a serial killer gets away with murder for decades, he is not morally good, just good at killing. The 2 “goods” here are not the same. One is functional good. The other is ethical good. He’s conflating them. He thinks we’re all stupid. 350
jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I look forward to the day when we can all look back on these fools like American Idol contestants and go, “Who was she again?” I’ve had almost no time for SM lately and the dissipating fog of bullshit is most welcome. These people will suck up all your oxygen if you allow it. 000
jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The human brain is wired to want to categorize things, even art. I hate the lists, too. 110
jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 25/09/2026A cardiologist told me to take it in the morning before you get out of bed. Sitting up. Feet flat on the floor. Don’t talk. Everything else is just approximate. A good doctor understands that, will make allowances for it being high at her office. If worried, buy a home monitor & check it regularly 030
jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 24/09/2026My uncle is a retired USAF test pilot and worked for Lockheed designing and testing the cockpit of the F-35 for several years. I can only imagine how thrilled he must not be about this. 020
jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 22/09/2026This reminds me of Robert DeNiro’s character in Casino when the gaming commission took his license so he started his own chat show. Bring on the show girls! 140
jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 22/09/2026So many proverbs in here. He dug deep and he deserved it. 120
jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Saw this in my readings this morning and imagining Tom Hank’s reaction to being the literal textbook definition of aging badly lol 011
jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 19/09/2026My advisor told me a terminal MFA in Creative Writing plus my industry experience would lead me straight into an assistant professor tenure track if I want it, so that’s nice to know — if I survive intact. 031
jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Thank you. That’s good to hear. This month has been a bear. 010
jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I’m clocking 70 hours a week, so my dogs are side-eying me these days. School was easier when I was 20. So very much easier. 010
jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 19/09/2026First month of school. I’m Lucy and Ethel in the chocolate factory and I am all out of hat.static.klipy.comI Love Lucy Chocolate Factory SceneALT: I Love Lucy Chocolate Factory Scene 350
jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I know I’ve been busy & haven’t checked news or SM much, so just scrolling along & this was pretty shocking. How did we get HERE? What is happening? www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...nbcnews.comKash Patel defends FBI’s new policy on bestiality at Senate hearingSen. John Kennedy grilled the FBI director about a recently revised policy that doesn’t automatically disqualify job applicants who have engaged in bestiality. 210
jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 16/09/2026The best version by far. I have it on old school DVD. ✌️ 110
jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Feeling very unsure about the destiny of my absentee ballot rn 120
jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 10/09/2026static.klipy.comBest In Life - Conan the Barbarian QuoteALT: Best In Life - Conan the Barbarian Quote 110
jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Crazy. They didn’t just pick up on the Arkie. They specifically got NW Arkansas where my grandfather was born and raised until he moved to Oklahoma later in life. 000
jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Yes. Mom’s side took their time on that route. Stopped in Tennessee and Arkansas for a generation or two. All the others went to Texas, even the northerners from Illinois. 110
jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 04/09/2026The wagon wheel must have fallen off in Arkansas & they walked the rest of the way. Crawdad is what gave me away. Except we call them crawdaddies, but that wasn’t an option. 000
jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Almost exactly the route (root) my ancestors took from the East to Oklahoma. My 3 x great-grandfather came from Georgia to Texas in 1847 with several families. 320
jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Perfidious works for me. Sounds like the Devil’s middle name. 070
jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Academia hates AI. With a passion usually reserved for the adjunct trap. I’ve had 3 essays in 3 different classes in 9 days that have all have been about critical media literacy and AI in the age of post-truth, disinformation, misinformation & politics. We in trouble, y’all.static.klipy.comMitchell Moffit: We May All Be In DangerALT: Mitchell Moffit: We May All Be In Danger 230
jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 02/09/2026static.klipy.comSoylentgreen PeopleALT: Soylentgreen People 020
jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I’m going to start using this line at parties. 040
jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 31/08/2026First week of school was madness. Tears, sweat, blood, dead MacBook 1/2 day before first exam. My head is swimming, but I’m very happy. No break this weekend, but maybe next.static.klipy.comWeekend Over? Monday Arrives!ALT: Weekend Over? Monday Arrives! 060
jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 31/08/2026$499 with a student discount. Perfect for school, social media, heavy duty writing, lots of apps. Not for heavy video editing though. Battery life is insanely good. 17 hours on my first go b4 I needed a recharge. 020
jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I bought a MacBook Neo because my Air went to MacBook heaven and I love it. emergency buy due to a looming online exam & I didn’t expect much. It’s an amazing swap for the 13” Air,$599. If anyone’s considering it, do it. The only drawback is no backlit keyboard, but it’s a great machine. 😀👍 261
jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 25/08/2026It was where I worked. The pension fund manager had under-diversified and over-invested in dot coms and start-ups. He was summarily fired. 110
jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Here ya go. Eye cleanse.static.klipy.comTisha's Bbq CleavageALT: Tisha's Bbq Cleavage 110
jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 23/08/2026I’m 36 hours from starting my first cinema course and it shows lolstatic.klipy.comFake BoobsALT: Fake Boobs 110
jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 23/08/2026This scene isn’t riveting, granted. But it illustrates how to move people through rooms with purpose and create mystery around their movements. He’s the killer. She’s the cheater. They’re both spies & have very good reasons for not telling each other anything. Happy marriages make bad drama 😂 030