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jbaileywrites

@jbaileywrites.bsky.social
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Screen and TV writer, editor, love child of David Milch and Jennifer Saunders, avid cursewordologist. Proud member of WGAw. Repped by Gersh & HVE. Radical Left Scum Terrible cook I block all MAGA & Bible-thumpers. #BlueCrew #Resist

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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Quiet, Piggy.
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Robert Downey Jr as Kirk Lazarus: Survive
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We’re getting preemptive announcements from our professors about AI use, as if we’re already guilty of using AI-generated text, and it’s up to us to prove our innocence. The paranoia is crazy. The day AI can convince me it wrote something in my voice is the day I quit being a writer. Not a chance.
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
MLA formatting will trigger these AI detectors, too. Academic language itself triggers it. I’ll live with the typos, thanks. As a professional writer, it’s horrible to watch. It’s tearing apart the learning process. Off-loading cognitive thinking is a dystopian future I don’t want to live in.
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I will. Thanks. 😊
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When a professor prompts an essay with technical questions, it triggers AI detectors. Neuroplasticity, sensory perception, etc. I will defend my original work against all AI accusations. I keep my drafting notes. The presumption of guilt on students using AI is out of control right now. It’s awful
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We’re in an AI transition & I get that many are confused about. Let me be clear, I canceled my MSWord subscription (of 20 years) bc there’s no way to turn AI off. Now using Notes and AI-disabled Pages to write. I will go back to spiral notebooks if I have to. I went back to college to learn.
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Agree. It’s all subjective. How can you quantify “favorite?”
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
PS. Only an evil person would say this utter twaddle.
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Kind of depends on what’s getting done, doesn’t it, Peter? If a serial killer gets away with murder for decades, he is not morally good, just good at killing. The 2 “goods” here are not the same. One is functional good. The other is ethical good. He’s conflating them. He thinks we’re all stupid.
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I look forward to the day when we can all look back on these fools like American Idol contestants and go, “Who was she again?” I’ve had almost no time for SM lately and the dissipating fog of bullshit is most welcome. These people will suck up all your oxygen if you allow it.
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The human brain is wired to want to categorize things, even art. I hate the lists, too.
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A cardiologist told me to take it in the morning before you get out of bed. Sitting up. Feet flat on the floor. Don’t talk. Everything else is just approximate. A good doctor understands that, will make allowances for it being high at her office. If worried, buy a home monitor & check it regularly
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My uncle is a retired USAF test pilot and worked for Lockheed designing and testing the cockpit of the F-35 for several years. I can only imagine how thrilled he must not be about this.
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This reminds me of Robert DeNiro’s character in Casino when the gaming commission took his license so he started his own chat show. Bring on the show girls!
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
So many proverbs in here. He dug deep and he deserved it.
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Saw this in my readings this morning and imagining Tom Hank’s reaction to being the literal textbook definition of aging badly lol
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My advisor told me a terminal MFA in Creative Writing plus my industry experience would lead me straight into an assistant professor tenure track if I want it, so that’s nice to know — if I survive intact.
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Thank you. That’s good to hear. This month has been a bear.
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I’m clocking 70 hours a week, so my dogs are side-eying me these days. School was easier when I was 20. So very much easier.
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
First month of school. I’m Lucy and Ethel in the chocolate factory and I am all out of hat.
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I Love Lucy Chocolate Factory Scene
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I know I’ve been busy & haven’t checked news or SM much, so just scrolling along & this was pretty shocking. How did we get HERE? What is happening? www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
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Kash Patel defends FBI’s new policy on bestiality at Senate hearing
Sen. John Kennedy grilled the FBI director about a recently revised policy that doesn’t automatically disqualify job applicants who have engaged in bestiality.
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The best version by far. I have it on old school DVD. ✌️
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Feeling very unsure about the destiny of my absentee ballot rn
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Best In Life - Conan the Barbarian Quote
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I have. Know thine enemy.
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Crazy. They didn’t just pick up on the Arkie. They specifically got NW Arkansas where my grandfather was born and raised until he moved to Oklahoma later in life.
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Yes. Mom’s side took their time on that route. Stopped in Tennessee and Arkansas for a generation or two. All the others went to Texas, even the northerners from Illinois.
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The wagon wheel must have fallen off in Arkansas & they walked the rest of the way. Crawdad is what gave me away. Except we call them crawdaddies, but that wasn’t an option.
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Okies do. 🥴
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Almost exactly the route (root) my ancestors took from the East to Oklahoma. My 3 x great-grandfather came from Georgia to Texas in 1847 with several families.
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CUDDY @ptcontagion.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
"How sad it must be, believing that scientists, historians, scholars, and journalists, would devote their entire lives to deceiving you. But a con man proven in court to be a lying felon is your beacon of truth and honesty."
Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Profligate
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Perfidious works for me. Sounds like the Devil’s middle name.
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
brb. Buying a shit-ton of Garmin stock
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I’m not a political science major. 🥴
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Academia hates AI. With a passion usually reserved for the adjunct trap. I’ve had 3 essays in 3 different classes in 9 days that have all have been about critical media literacy and AI in the age of post-truth, disinformation, misinformation & politics. We in trouble, y’all.
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Mitchell Moffit: We May All Be In Danger
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Soylentgreen People
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I’m going to start using this line at parties.
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
First week of school was madness. Tears, sweat, blood, dead MacBook 1/2 day before first exam. My head is swimming, but I’m very happy. No break this weekend, but maybe next.
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Weekend Over? Monday Arrives!
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
$499 with a student discount. Perfect for school, social media, heavy duty writing, lots of apps. Not for heavy video editing though. Battery life is insanely good. 17 hours on my first go b4 I needed a recharge.
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I bought a MacBook Neo because my Air went to MacBook heaven and I love it. emergency buy due to a looming online exam & I didn’t expect much. It’s an amazing swap for the 13” Air,$599. If anyone’s considering it, do it. The only drawback is no backlit keyboard, but it’s a great machine. 😀👍
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
It was where I worked. The pension fund manager had under-diversified and over-invested in dot coms and start-ups. He was summarily fired.
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Absolutely gutted.
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Here ya go. Eye cleanse.
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Tisha's Bbq Cleavage
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
😂😂🤣🤣
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I’m 36 hours from starting my first cinema course and it shows lol
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Fake Boobs
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I just got your joke lol 😆
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
This scene isn’t riveting, granted. But it illustrates how to move people through rooms with purpose and create mystery around their movements. He’s the killer. She’s the cheater. They’re both spies & have very good reasons for not telling each other anything. Happy marriages make bad drama 😂
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