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@jbaileywrites.bsky.social
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Screen and TV writer, editor, love child of David Milch and Jennifer Saunders, avid cursewordologist. Proud member of WGAw. Repped by Gersh & HVE. Radical Left Scum Terrible cook I block all MAGA & Bible-thumpers. #BlueCrew #Resist

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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Saw this in my readings this morning and imagining Tom Hank’s reaction to being the literal textbook definition of aging badly lol
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The wagon wheel must have fallen off in Arkansas & they walked the rest of the way. Crawdad is what gave me away. Except we call them crawdaddies, but that wasn’t an option.
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Almost exactly the route (root) my ancestors took from the East to Oklahoma. My 3 x great-grandfather came from Georgia to Texas in 1847 with several families.
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Meanwhile, in Paris. 2024
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
This woman was fucking done. “Let’s just start ripping their dicks off. See if that makes these motherfuckers stop and think twice.”
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Is this another group we’ve lost, the AI people? Like we did MAGA.
Kavish Jash kavishj611
All the people who are anti-Al or want to slow Al progress, I have one question: If Al disappeared tomorrov could you still get through an entire workday without ChatGPT, Claude, or any other Al tool? Imagine Al was suddenly banned. Would you actuall be willing to give it up?
@pyrameadhead
This is like being a meth head anc asking someone who's never don meth how they're going to get through their day without meth
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Wife: “I want something simple and functional.” Husband: “I want a castle!” Wife: “Fine. We’ll compromise.” What really bothers me is this not only fails as a house, it fails as a defensive retreat. How do u expect to survive the cannibal apocalypse w all those windows, Sheila?”
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
😂😂
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
My dad in Vietnam. He worked on Chinook, Huey & Cobras in Long My Valley, which often took bombs from the NVC. He volunteered bc they desperate for aircraft mechanics at the time. I wasn’t born yet, but he always said despite the war it was a beautiful country. Happy birthday, Dad. ❤️
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Anyone know how I get rid of this shit right here? I already have a profile option on my sidebar.
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Posting with alt-text.
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A lot of people wonder how a Christian can vote for Trump. It's simple: it's because their political party is so tied to their identity as a Christian that they feel like they would have to denounce their faith to vote for a Democrat.
From the age of 11, I was raised as an evangelical Christian. The first time I voted for a Democrat, I thought I would burst into flames right there in the voting booth.
Why? Because the GOP has been conditioning
evangelicals that "Christianity = Republican" since
the 1970s. More importantly, they warp Christianity into anything the Republicans want to do...whether it's aligned with the teachings of Christ or not.
Republicans intentionally intertwined religion and politics for this reason. It's cultism 101. And Christians who identify with MAGA don't even realize they're exhibiting cult-behavior.
Another factor is also working against many of them: in rural communities, the only "third place" interaction they get is from their church community.
For these people, walking away from Trump and MAGA doesn't just mean they're abandoning their self-identity. It means jeopardizing all the relationships of other Christians who are still aligned with Republicans.
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
As long as love like this exists the terrorists don’t win. Happy Friday, amigos. Fight on!
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
My border collie Luci is the cutest dog ever. She’s a cartoon dog. But I swear she’d eat the corn out of another dog’s shit before she’ll eat her own dinner at dinner time. I have to put it on a plate and slide it under the bed. She waits until we’re all asleep then eats (loudly) at 1 am lol
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Here’s a photo (on the left) taken May 19, 2026 by an AP photographer, picked up by NYT among many others. Among the last public photos of McConnell that can be independently verified.
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I put the two photos side by side and dated them.
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I love how his hair has gone from white back to gray while fighting “pneumonia.” They must have some of those really good de-ag ing drugs in that hospital.
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
The newspaper was added by AI. The photo is probably real, but it’s old. Other AIs can easily find the watermark when analyzing the photo which indicates at least some of the images inside the photo have been AI generated.
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
It’s AI. Even Grok says so. There’s a watermark inside AI generated/altered photos that is very difficult to get rid of if you don’t know what you’re doing. Other AIs can easily see the watermark.
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
From a reverse image search
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The individuals in the image are Mitch McConnell and his wife, Elaine Chao.
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This specific photograph, which appeared in news reports in mid-2023, shows McConnell in a healthcare setting following a fall and subsequent treatment for a concussion.
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
It was taken in 2023.
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
You can find the original photo in seconds on any reverse image search. What is happening?
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
It is.
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The individuals in the image are Mitch McConnell and his wife, Elaine Chao.
Mitch McConnell is a prominent American politician who has served as a U.S. Senator from Kentucky since 1985 and was the Senate Republican Leader for many years. Elaine Chao has a distinguished career in public service, having served as the U.S. Secretary of Transportation (2017-2021) and the U.S.
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This specific photograph, which appeared in news reports in mid-2023, shows McConnell in a healthcare setting following a fall and subsequent treatment for a concussion.
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
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The individuals in the image are Mitch McConnell and his wife, Elaine Chao.
Mitch McConnell is a prominent American politician who has served as a U.S. Senator from Kentucky since 1985 and was the Senate Republican Leader for many years. Elaine Chao has a distinguished career in public service, having served as the U.S. Secretary of Transportation (2017-2021) and the U.S.
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ahor (2001-2009).
This specific photograph, which appeared in news reports in mid-2023, shows McConnell in a healthcare setting following a fall and subsequent treatment for a concussion.
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
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The individuals in the image are Mitch McConnell and his wife, Elaine Chao.
Mitch McConnell is a prominent American politician who has served as a U.S. Senator from Kentucky since 1985 and was the Senate Republican Leader for many years. Elaine Chao has a distinguished career in public service, having served as the U.S. Secretary of Transportation (2017-2021) and the U.S.
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ahor (2001-2009).
This specific photograph, which appeared in news reports in mid-2023, shows McConnell in a healthcare setting following a fall and subsequent treatment for a concussion.
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
When we adopted Luci she’d been living under my truck for about a month. She said she’d come in and be our sick dog’s ESA, but she brought her union rep over & negotiated a subscription to Mother Jones, harness-free beach runs, a PBS Passport & a guaranteed 401-Kibble retirement package.
Border collie sitting on a bed looking cute.
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
We all know the one. 🦚
thisoneOverhere • 6h
What's that one episode of TV you watched as a kid that will forever live rent-free in your head?
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And why is it that one episode of X-files? You know the one 2/2
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Me: "No episodes live rent free in-"
*reads the X-files comment*
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*stares in relatable 90s kid trauma*
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
The emotional blackmail Christians are at it again. What if the test was to prove to God you’re a good person whether you believe in him or not? If you’re only “good” bc you fear punishment, does that really count as being a good person or aren’t you just banking Heaven points?
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Atheist, hear me out!!!
What if it's all real? What if you went your whole life believing in science only to find out GOD is real and now you can't come???
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If it is real, then I would question such a god on their level of cruelty and neglect.
Also the insecurity. I'm a pretty dope person without the expectation of a reward. I shouldn't need to kiss- I mean "worship" your ass to have that acknowledged.
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Vet was impressed by my makeshift “cool room” for her. CHF dogs struggle with humidity as much as heat. She spends about 18 hours a day in there & it’s helped keep her stable. Restaurant walk-in fridge plastic curtains across the door & mini-split set on “dry” mode & 80F to keep humidity under 50%
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Bebe had a really good 6 month check up from the vet cardiologist. Her heart function has not deteriorated at all in the last 6 months. She needs no new meds nor higher doses of the meds she’s already on. I am so thankful & relieved. My beautiful strong girl.
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Dipped into the July 4 concert in Nashville. Boyz to Men singing “Take Me Home, Country Road” to an all-white crowd & it was def “right before the zombie virus infects a whole stadium of people in a wave & then they attack en masse” vibe. Good on them for showing up. Best version I’ve ever heard.
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
WE WILL CELEBRATE
• INDEPENDENCE DAY-WHEN WE HAVE A FREE COUNTRY AGAIN.
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Here’s the bit that got me. Trump, Hegseth & his “war-fighters” bomb a school full of Iranian children w a shrug, then tell us an imaginary, organized, violent “radical” left is the most dangerous group in America & must be eliminated. This is propaganda & we must call it what it is. A lie.
It is impossible to be warned about the “devouring” dangers of political violence by the same people who believe it is legal and justifiable, if a bit regrettable, when children die in war.
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Go fuck yourself, Donald.
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I do not understand Trump’s hair. At all. Is it a toupee? A flap of gluey hair? How does he have hair and is bald at the same time? Anyway, thanks wind. lol
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Thank you. One of our rescue dogs came to us this way. Found her under my truck with fishing line wrapped so tightly around her neck it had become imbedded in her skin. It messed up her vocal cords & it took a year of healing b4 she could even bark. She’s a precious girl.
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Too hot to walk the dogs tonight, even at 7 pm. Now I have to go tell them. Pray for me.
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Narcissists cannot build, only destroy.
johnbelliv
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I clean actual swimming pools for a living. This will not work. The reflection pool used to act much like a natural body of water with natural filtration. It would (leak) drain through the granite and new water was added. Now it's been
"sealed" with polyurethane and will no longer drain itself and the standing water will grow even MORE algae. With circulation and filtration added, it will no longer be a reflecting pool. Only still water perfectly reflects. It's ruined.
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I’d start with the pond scum in the Oval Office first.
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
He has weak narrow shoulders.
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Reaching Howard Taft level of fat.
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I mean, there’s room for all, but hmmm… water polo?
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
If you want or need a little dopamine hit, go to “Discover” and click on “Obama Appreciation” trending.
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