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[Utah] Jazz Man Mark @jazzmanmark.com · 28/09/2026

Rudy Gobert deploying major Divorced Dad Energy is not a good omen for the Wolves

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[Utah] Jazz Man Mark @jazzmanmark.com · 28/09/2026

josh okogie is the underrated king of this maneuver

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[Utah] Jazz Man Mark @jazzmanmark.com · 25/09/2026

Depends. Are you a selfish teammate?

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[Utah] Jazz Man Mark @jazzmanmark.com · 18/09/2026

Bball Index is usually great and I fully espouse their point here 'Keyonte's impact metrics are dogshit' does not remotely tell the whole story

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[Utah] Jazz Man Mark @jazzmanmark.com · 14/09/2026

Haha I got a different response from them?

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[Utah] Jazz Man Mark @jazzmanmark.com · 21/08/2026

Fuck yeah it's time to Remember Some Guys for a legitimate FIBA qualifying tournament, where we will inexplicably lose to, like, Chile

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[Utah] Jazz Man Mark @jazzmanmark.com · 17/08/2026

yeah i figured as much. at first it seems like the NBA is still investigating, but then as you read it, it feels so much like a Ramona Shelburne Special.

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[Utah] Jazz Man Mark @jazzmanmark.com · 14/08/2026

tried to see if google search would provide me accurate data about back-to-back travel distances for the NBA schedule (it of course didnt and made a bunch of shit up) so i let it know

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[Utah] Jazz Man Mark @jazzmanmark.com · 10/08/2026

Thank you Adam Foote, NHL legend from my favorite hockey team, for liking my Instagram comment underneath a Utah Jazz post about Kyle Korver

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[Utah] Jazz Man Mark @jazzmanmark.com · 21/07/2026

on my local craigslist "Life size LeBron James mannequin no other man caves will come close to yours with this hanging from your ceiling👍" Why is the buyer required to hang it from the ceiling???

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[Utah] Jazz Man Mark @jazzmanmark.com · 08/07/2026

Not a poster/flyer but Locked On has started using AI and they look like shit

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[Utah] Jazz Man Mark @jazzmanmark.com · 01/07/2026

If Lauri Markkanen tears an ACL doing this shit I wear to god

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[Utah] Jazz Man Mark @jazzmanmark.com · 26/06/2026

Every! NBA! Free! Agent! Our man @danclayt0n.bsky.social publishes a Free Agent list every year with thoughts on them all. Read and enjoy!

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[Utah] Jazz Man Mark @jazzmanmark.com · 24/06/2026

Can check For the most important Utah Jazz draft EVER (I'm not exaggerating), it's OK for a Tuesday night beer Don't fuck it up (we won't know for like 5 years)

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[Utah] Jazz Man Mark @jazzmanmark.com · 23/06/2026

Holy shit they got a real active NBA player for the qualifiers

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[Utah] Jazz Man Mark @jazzmanmark.com · 19/06/2026

From the inimitable @danclayt0n.bsky.social for Salt City Hoops, and why Sign-and-Trades are hard in the NBA. Make sure to follow Dan and the Salt City Hoops YT channel to make sure you aren't led astray by nonsense transaction ideas that don't work under the CBA:

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[Utah] Jazz Man Mark @jazzmanmark.com · 18/06/2026

Hahahaha what are we fuckin doing here, man

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[Utah] Jazz Man Mark @jazzmanmark.com · 12/06/2026

One of these jawns They’re everywhere now. They’re so stupid. And uncomfortable Cc: @susieb.bsky.social

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[Utah] Jazz Man Mark @jazzmanmark.com · 11/06/2026

This appears to be the first time any Utah Jazz player has been connected to owning a Cavalier King Charles Spaniel so Gabriele Procida is my favorite player of all time now

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[Utah] Jazz Man Mark @jazzmanmark.com · 06/06/2026

Pull up to a bar I've never been to for the Finals "I'll have a modelo please" "regular or tall?" "uh, tall I guess" LITER OF BEER ARRIVES

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[Utah] Jazz Man Mark @jazzmanmark.com · 05/06/2026

It’s been awesome to see the great uptick in people enjoying what we’re doing at Salt City Hoops! Subscribe to the YouTube channel! Or in your podcast feed for the best offseason NBA content by people who care about just giving you fun and accurate NBA stuff

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[Utah] Jazz Man Mark @jazzmanmark.com · 31/05/2026

Fine; I'll do it while sporting the logo of next year's Western Conference champion

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[Utah] Jazz Man Mark @jazzmanmark.com · 31/05/2026

Keldon Johnson might have an actual farm but the clubhouse leader is still Oscar Tshiebwe and his Tiny Cowboy Hats

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[Utah] Jazz Man Mark @jazzmanmark.com · 31/05/2026

Happy mercifully final Mike Tirico/Reggie Miller broadcast of the season to all who celebrate

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[Utah] Jazz Man Mark @jazzmanmark.com · 29/05/2026

Mitchell Robinson in the NBA Finals vs. Victor Wembanyama

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[Utah] Jazz Man Mark @jazzmanmark.com · 19/05/2026

Utah gets undeserved shit for many reasons but they can absolutely blamed for these monstrosities

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[Utah] Jazz Man Mark @jazzmanmark.com · 18/05/2026

was looking for a specific picture from when i got my master's degree 15 years ago and found this gem, a shirt i ostensibly bought and wore unironically

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[Utah] Jazz Man Mark @jazzmanmark.com · 10/05/2026

Having a Utah Jazz Won the Draft Lottery Beer Sporting my best @thekenchilds.com apparel (yes New Belgium cranks out these Trippels by the katrillions but they're a good B-minus tripel in my book and I can get them at the grocery store in glass bottles)

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[Utah] Jazz Man Mark @jazzmanmark.com · 08/05/2026

Shoutout to @nbasarah.bsky.social for being in the drawing room; I think it's also just generally hilarious and awesome that Utah is sending two different reporters to cover this

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[Utah] Jazz Man Mark @jazzmanmark.com · 02/05/2026

hold on a damn minute, Crazy Mountain has been a relatively well-known brewery for a pretty long time in Colorado. "Do they need an attorney?", the Attorney asked crazymountaintaproomco.com

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[Utah] Jazz Man Mark @jazzmanmark.com · 29/04/2026

Another way to visualize it, also at the link below:

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[Utah] Jazz Man Mark @jazzmanmark.com · 29/04/2026

Dan Clayton (@danclayt0n.bsky.social) has a treat for you! Presenting: VISUALIZING THE REBUILD! The Byzantine nature of NBA trades means that future assets become different things. Now that Utah is [going to be] competitive, what did it take to get there? www.saltcityhoops.com/posts/the-re...

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[Utah] Jazz Man Mark @jazzmanmark.com · 28/04/2026

it's JAZZ PLAYER GRADES time! everyone turned in their final exams and @danclayt0n.bsky.social and I are here to see who made Honor Roll! podcast links below, because who knows how posts actually get proliferated around these days and as always, SUBSCRIBE and follow @saltcityhoops.bsky.social!

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[Utah] Jazz Man Mark @jazzmanmark.com · 27/04/2026

We had free professional headshots at work and I used them for their intended purpose

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[Utah] Jazz Man Mark @jazzmanmark.com · 21/04/2026

Posting this graphic from @danclayt0n.bsky.social the Jazz are a growing, competitive team with a very solid draft pick surplus going forward

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[Utah] Jazz Man Mark @jazzmanmark.com · 20/04/2026

It's KINGS/JAZZ COIN FLIP DAY! Remember, doesn't affect lottery odds (those are split), just the order of picks if neither team moves up in the lotto Which hilariously determines if OKC gets a 0.6% chance at the 9th pick A HELPFUL @saltcityhoops.bsky.social GRAPHIC BY @danclayt0n.bsky.social:

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[Utah] Jazz Man Mark @jazzmanmark.com · 19/04/2026

'Signing that extension was the stupidest fucking idea I've had'

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[Utah] Jazz Man Mark @jazzmanmark.com · 17/04/2026

I think it is highly notable that Ryan Smith references Walker Kessler as an inherent part of the core team going forward despite being an RFA Only posting the video as the source material and you do not have to subject yourself to listening to Pat McAfee's voice (or Ryan Smith's, for that matter)

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