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Eric @jazzciggarettees.bsky.social · 17/10/2026

Sorry that car video looks fake as fuck. Doesn't help that the "live audience" were watching a video too

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Eric @jazzciggarettees.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

A Zippo torch? What is this world coming to?

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Eric @jazzciggarettees.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Isn't it kinda weird that we're all expected to just ignore Peter Dinklage's size in everything he does post GOT?

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Eric @jazzciggarettees.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

It's weird, because he definitely got a little hard when he found out the military were using one of their songs to torture prisoners

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Eric @jazzciggarettees.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

When did people decide it was okay to crowd surf from the back to the front? If everyone is looking forward, how are we supposed to know you're coming?

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Eric @jazzciggarettees.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Look at his beady little eyes.

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Eric @jazzciggarettees.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Oh, before I pass out. Fuck you to all the kids who used to turn their eyelids inside out.

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Eric @jazzciggarettees.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Mom took me the see the 80s version of Masters of the Universe (He-man).

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Eric @jazzciggarettees.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Bruno Mars' songs about how he would do anything for some unnamed "girl" are really confusing until you realize the girl he's talking about is a blackjack table

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Eric @jazzciggarettees.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

This overlooks the fact that Bundy was a massive pussy who only ambushed women from behind with a weapon.

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Eric @jazzciggarettees.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The Pumpkins were the headliner at a festival I went to in highschool, and I have never been happier to leave a concert early. Same thing with Nickelback. Thanks Edgefest.

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Eric @jazzciggarettees.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Listen, as a teenage boy in the late nineties, I'm far more familiar with obscure racism than I care to be but I've never come across this particular bit. His brain is totally fried

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Eric @jazzciggarettees.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The Cutting Edge is a movie that I refuse to believe anyone else has actually watched. I saw it on an airplane at 10 years old and never saw it referenced anywhere until this post.

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Eric @jazzciggarettees.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Me: Leonardo? Like the Ninja Turtle, nice. Client: More like the artist Me: ... I'm not familiar with his work...

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Eric @jazzciggarettees.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Oh god, Korn Guys this week. There was definitely a time where I was one. Also glad to see the image for the episode is The Monkey

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Eric @jazzciggarettees.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

David Ellefson looks like an unfun alcoholic version of Weird Al Yankovic

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Eric @jazzciggarettees.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

It's adorable that some Americans think things will be fine when Trump is gone. No, you've shown the rest of the world can't trust you. You're always one election away from upending everything. We're all going to sit back and enjoy your decline

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Eric @jazzciggarettees.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Ladies and gentlemen, Senator Brain Damage

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Eric @jazzciggarettees.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

By now that place reeks of that awful stale Axe body spray stink. Like a nauseating sweetness.

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Eric @jazzciggarettees.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

No, fuck any weird mother fucker who buys these

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Eric @jazzciggarettees.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Somebody ask that cuck Joe Rogan why his daddy is talking like this

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Eric @jazzciggarettees.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I can't wait to see him crying in court

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Eric @jazzciggarettees.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Bahahahahaha. Showed what a coward he is for nothing

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Eric @jazzciggarettees.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Low End Theory is a top 5 all time album.

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Eric @jazzciggarettees.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Die Antwoord is coming America

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Eric @jazzciggarettees.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I'm fine with this because it really only hurts people I have outright contempt for

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Eric @jazzciggarettees.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Katy Perry killed a nun, look it up

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Eric @jazzciggarettees.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

1. Oh it's that ugly kid. 2. Lol, Wang... 3. Black Robbie Lawler

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Eric @jazzciggarettees.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Fuck, I forgot there were people who pay to have their name on the octagon

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Eric @jazzciggarettees.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Is that a streamer in his corner? No idea what the guys name is but I swear I've seen him being refused entry to Canada's Wonderland

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Eric @jazzciggarettees.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Jesus his chin is worse than glass.

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Eric @jazzciggarettees.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Hahahhahahahahahahahahahahabaha

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Eric @jazzciggarettees.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Somebody needs to show him the video where it can't count the e's in seventeen

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Eric @jazzciggarettees.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Am I stupid? How is it both 1 kg and 5000 mg?

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Eric @jazzciggarettees.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

When dudes defend a rapist, it's fun to tell them the rapist won't fuck them because they are so clearly into it

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Eric @jazzciggarettees.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Sit in front of me wearing this popcorn bucket and I'm absolutely spitting in your popcorn.

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Eric @jazzciggarettees.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Oh god, they're probably going to cut this guy

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Eric @jazzciggarettees.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Walking out of the park as a black SUV rolls by and I see Fred sitting in it. Used my deep deathcore growl voice to get his attention. As we walk up he asked my daughter how the show was. When she told them it was her first pit he asked if she was alright with genuine concern and gave us a fist bump

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David BASTARDspan @davidbix.com · 18/09/2026

Sean Sharaf is my new favorite MMA fighter. (And good lord, Gable Steveson has absolutely NOTHING for him while repeatedly being called a rapist.)

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Eric @jazzciggarettees.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Alright, terrible opening acts out of the way. Now for Cypress Hill and Limp Bizkit

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Eric @jazzciggarettees.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Somebody got hazed and had to fuck a pig...

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Eric @jazzciggarettees.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Have the dorks using these pics never seen their own food?

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