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Jazhuis

@jazhuis.bsky.social
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Nice try, internet. You're not gonna get me this time.

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Jazhuis @jazhuis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's a terrible day for rain 🤼
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Jazhuis @jazhuis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Cowboy shit. 🤼
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TDE Wrestling @tdewrestling.com · 01/10/2026
I don't know if Jon Moxley can see the future, but he can see truth. #AEWDynamite
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Jazhuis @jazhuis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
God fucking dammit Mox how do you manage to do that 😭🤼
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Alex R @aerinaldi13.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Unironically they just need to give the muppets to Dropout. They would understand what’s to be done.
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Jazhuis @jazhuis.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Vagueposting day.
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Internally Screaming FML
Alt: Wendy from Peter Pan, smiling and blinking. The caption says "internally screaming"
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Ash (new non-binary flavor!) @seatopian.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
They're finally gonna fuck, let's gooooooo
A screenshot of a post that says Kristina Sexton will serve as the intimacy coordinator on Godzilla x Kong: Supernova. The previous Monsterverze films did not utilize an intimacy coordinator.
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Jazhuis @jazhuis.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This is exactly why NetWatch had to erect the Blackwall
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Jazhuis @jazhuis.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
And now Optimus Prime?! This week better be building up to something really fucking good...
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Jazhuis @jazhuis.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Let's not forget that on this day in 1988, Zero Cool crashed 1,507 systems in one day.
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Jazhuis @jazhuis.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Hey kids, sandworm's done. Come and get it!
A cooked piece of meat on a tray, looking very much like a juvenile sandworm. Praise Shai-Hulud, bless the Maker and His water!
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Jazhuis @jazhuis.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Sweet! Reddit just self-immolated. I have so much less web to distract myself with now
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Jazhuis @jazhuis.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Dr. Manhattan on Mars meme, with text taken from a Reddit thread.

Panel 1: "it is 1996. Ocarina of Time is in development. StarFox is in development."

Panel 2: "it is 2026. Ocarina of Time is in development. StarFox is in development."

Panel 3: "There is a new Boards of Canada album. Time is a flat hexagon."
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Andy @andy.wrestlejoy.com · 04/06/2026
“Fix your hearts or Die, this is All Elite Wrestling” - @shutupexcalibur.bsky.social Damn that hit hard. That should be the sign off every AEW Dynamite.
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James, DO NOT EAT THE MOLD @jamvaan.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
AEW is not beating the "PWG with a budget" allegations tonight.
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Jazhuis @jazhuis.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Kenneth John Jacob Jingleheimer-Schmitt Omega, what the fuck was that #AEW 🤼
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Jazhuis @jazhuis.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
I'm getting really spoiled by having a live NIN performance broadcast every weekend.
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Jazhuis @jazhuis.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
What the fuck is this headline consequence.net/2026/04/zohr...
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NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani Is Still Earning Royalties from His Rap Career
New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani's 2025 tax return reveals he earned $1,643 in royalties from his music career as Young Cardamom and Mr. Cardamom.
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Jazhuis @jazhuis.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Sir, further dispatches from the provinces
ABC Headline: "Flea-borne typhus surges across LA county with 90% of cases requiring hospitalization"

Mr Pomble comment: "The ruler is beefing with the pope, his legions have fought to a stalemate with Persia, now typhus is breaking out in a major city. Oh yeah it's late antiquity out there"
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Jazhuis @jazhuis.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
JFC this Nine Inch Noize set at Coachella
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Tasting the Stars @bookofessays.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Grim Reaper with the 1920s Warner Bros logo (looking suspiciously like Michigan J Frog) knocks on the door of Oracle, while doors labeled with the previous Warner acquisitions have bloody trails leading from them
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Jazhuis @jazhuis.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
They might as well change the OneDrive icon to a milk carton at this point
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Jazhuis @jazhuis.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
I love every moment of this post old.reddit.com/r/whatisit/c...
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Found in grandfather’s tools
Heavy metal object with rope wrapped around.
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Jazhuis @jazhuis.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Having to resist the urge to yell "Gondor calls for aid!" every time my self-checkout station starts flashing for a manager
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Jazhuis @jazhuis.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Before holidays: Tired, filled with existential dread. After holidays: Tired, filled with existential dread and weird cheeses.
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Jazhuis @jazhuis.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
BALL x PIT Cohabitants x Embedded Radiation Beam x Brood Mother Egg Sac x Radiation Beam Vertical Laser ...welcome to LSR/CITY
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Jazhuis @jazhuis.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Full Gear 2025 was a B+ show. And A-, and AB+ and possibly some O negative in there as well. #AEW
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Jazhuis @jazhuis.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Not that it means anything in particular, but I do believe World's End is on Claudio's birthday this year... #AEW
Claudio giving Daniel Garcia a look after Mox loses yet another match
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Jazhuis @jazhuis.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Evergreen #AEW
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Jazhuis @jazhuis.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
As is tradition.
A picture of a table set up with a bowl of Halloween candy and a replica of Thing from the Addams Family.

The bowl contains candy, packages of instant ramen, and potatoes.
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Jazhuis @jazhuis.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Looking back I'm really glad I didn't waste my time taking AP US Government.
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Jazhuis @jazhuis.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Hey guys just opened Bluesky for the first time today what's news
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a man in a suit is carrying a stack of pizza boxes into a doorway .
Alt: Troy returns with the pizzas. Everything is on fire.
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Jazhuis @jazhuis.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Jfc Kushner's firm is literally the Abstergo logo
Affinity Partners logo, with a stylised A in the middleThe stylized A logo of Abstergo industries, shell company of the Templars and the antagonists of Assassin's Creed
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Jazhuis @jazhuis.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
This week, on a very special episode of CHiPs www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/white-h...
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California Highway Patrol to protect Harris after Trump pulls Secret Service protection
The CHP will provide protection for Harris after her Secret Service protection was revoked.
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𝐔𝐧𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐆𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐂𝐫𝐚𝐛 @johnxuandou.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.
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Jazhuis @jazhuis.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
That's my cowboy 🥲 #AEW 🤼
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Jazhuis @jazhuis.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Oh hey here we are a year later and my conspiracy board has finally taken shape #AEW 🤼
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Jazhuis @jazhuis.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Recreating scenes from Jurassic Park movies by hiding under the blankets from my cats when it's near mealtime
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Jazhuis @jazhuis.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Lol @ Tony Schiavone pushing people aside to save himself #AEW 🤼
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Jazhuis @jazhuis.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Any match that is ended by the House Call is a good match #AEW 🤼
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Jazhuis @jazhuis.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
The internet seems to have noticed that "Woke Marxist Pope" and "Pink Pony Club" have the same meter
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Jazhuis @jazhuis.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Shut it all down we've peaked
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Jazhuis @jazhuis.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
I just realized that there is a nonzero chance that we get an antipope out of this.
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Jazhuis @jazhuis.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
#AEW 🤼
AEW Banner: Tony Khan Will Pay For His Crimes
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Jazhuis @jazhuis.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
That fucking nerd Cesaro does have purity seals on his jacket 😄 #AEW 🤼
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Jazhuis @jazhuis.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
TIL 4 < 0 if you ε hard enough.
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Jazhuis @jazhuis.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Somewhere today there are about five different War Thunder forum admins breathing a sigh of relief.
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Jazhuis @jazhuis.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
What is the best Massive Attack song and why is it Dissolved Girl?
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