Jay Spightmare on Elm St. @jayspight.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Fox News interviewer: Powerful. Truly amazing. Thank you so much for sharing your story about the sexy man you saw in a coma 010
Jay Spightmare on Elm St. @jayspight.bsky.social · 03/10/2026it’s when you’re monogamous with like twelve people at once I think 010
Jay Spightmare on Elm St. @jayspight.bsky.social · 02/10/2026sometimes posting is just exorcising thoughts from your head 000
Jay Spightmare on Elm St. @jayspight.bsky.social · 01/10/2026there’s an ad on pluto tv I hate that has a clip of Bert Kreischer saying, completely context-free, “if you’re an alcoholic you’ll get caught.” no, you’re just the most that thing. it’s like if Liberace said “if you’re gay they’ll know.” 100
Reposted by Jay Spightmare on Elm St.Second Wind @secondwindgroup.com · 01/10/2026Silksong fans need to check out Well Dweller, especially now that it’s October. Marty’s latest video on the excellent new metroidvania from @kylethompsondev.bsky.social is live — www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvcg...youtube.comWell Dweller Fills the Silksong-Shaped Hole in My LifeYouTube video by Second Wind 04816
Reposted by Jay Spightmare on Elm St.captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026MAD TV’S 100 BEST TV SHOWS OF THE 21st CENTURY 1. Butter Ball Saul 2. Hicks 3. Widow’s Bae 4. Mad Men’s Wearhouse 5. Succotashion 6. Kevin Hart Can Fuck Himself 7. The Wirewolf 8. Slow Lorises 9. Twin Peaky Blinders 10. Reacheround 2042388
Jay Spightmare on Elm St. @jayspight.bsky.social · 26/09/2026they’ve invented the Trojan Tamagotchi 0171
Jay Spightmare on Elm St. @jayspight.bsky.social · 26/09/2026does this truck make my dick look small? 000
Jay Spightmare on Elm St. @jayspight.bsky.social · 25/09/2026going to my job interview with a cup of hot coffee and a separate cup of ice to signal to my prospective employer just how much I’ll be online during work hours 010
Jay Spightmare on Elm St. @jayspight.bsky.social · 22/09/2026welcome to cinemasins Basic Instinct. where to start. well, she has carnal relations out of wedlock for one 000
Jay Spightmare on Elm St. @jayspight.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Sean Connery voice: But in the LaVigne alphabet, boy is spelled with an “i” 010
Jay Spightmare on Elm St. @jayspight.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Talkin’ Shit About a Pretty Sunset - Modest Mouse 000
Jay Spightmare on Elm St. @jayspight.bsky.social · 21/09/2026It would make sense if it was all a prank like, let’s be the biggest pricks and also make the world accept the nonsense word “wonderwall” 010
Jay Spightmare on Elm St. @jayspight.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I’m gonna have the BEST 12 foot skeleton this Halloween. Many yards have them but mine will blow them all away. Literally. It will have laser guns for eyes and shoot rockets from its ribcage. This will ensure the SAFEST Halloween ever and has absolutely nothing to do with my lease ending Nov 1st. 020
Jay Spightmare on Elm St. @jayspight.bsky.social · 20/09/2026how dare you abandon the party that abandoned you 000
Jay Spightmare on Elm St. @jayspight.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Slowly walking down the hall Faster than a cannibal 100
Jay Spightmare on Elm St. @jayspight.bsky.social · 20/09/2026first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes… holding hands at Patrick Mahomes’ birthday party? no that’s not it 010
Reposted by Jay Spightmare on Elm St.Jay Spightmare on Elm St. @jayspight.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Here’s the thing: do you believe throwing trans people under the bus will be a net positive or a net negative for votes for democrats? If you believe it will be a net positive then shut the fuck up about trans people and leftists not voting for the guy who is willing to bend on human rights issues. 001
Jay Spightmare on Elm St. @jayspight.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I’ve never played this but I got one right just by locking in the default order so I’m feeling pretty good 010
Jay Spightmare on Elm St. @jayspight.bsky.social · 19/09/2026DRILL SERGEANT: You better get hard for me right now soldier or I will court martial your ass into next Tuesday! SOLDIER: [instantly gets hard] DS: What’re you, gay, soldier?! S: Erm.. sir, no sir! [loses boner] DS: Damn straight, now get that patriotic pole so stiff I can hang a flag on it! 000
Reposted by Jay Spightmare on Elm St.kylethompsondev.bsky.social @kylethompsondev.bsky.social · 15/09/2026My dark fairy-tale metroidvania, Well Dweller, is releasing on PC and all consoles in 1 week!! I'm very excited (and nervous!) for it to finally be out! 2118051
Jay Spightmare on Elm St. @jayspight.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Got a spam text saying All four of our living presidents just spoke out! and I was like word which one died?🤞 000
Jay Spightmare on Elm St. @jayspight.bsky.social · 18/09/2026rumor is pet hegseth says we’re going to nuke new zealand because a chatbot told him a spy named ethan hawk has initiated quote “ghost protocol” 010
Jay Spightmare on Elm St. @jayspight.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Dear Framed, There is no “s” at the end of today’s movie title. Sincerely, A. Pedant 010
Jay Spightmare on Elm St. @jayspight.bsky.social · 14/09/2026not enough celebrity endorsed ads for apps that can lead to my financial ruin. a successful society would have more ads for how my phone can make me homeless. 000
Jay Spightmare on Elm St. @jayspight.bsky.social · 14/09/2026where are the Ghostbusters when you need them? 000
Jay Spightmare on Elm St. @jayspight.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Here’s the thing: do you believe throwing trans people under the bus will be a net positive or a net negative for votes for democrats? If you believe it will be a net positive then shut the fuck up about trans people and leftists not voting for the guy who is willing to bend on human rights issues. 001
Reposted by Jay Spightmare on Elm St.Jay Spightmare on Elm St. @jayspight.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I don’t even think there should BE women’s basketball! There should only be BASKETBALL and ONLY MEN shouldn’t be allowed to play it! 011
Jay Spightmare on Elm St. @jayspight.bsky.social · 12/09/2026thought about banking this one till next year but you can’t cage the soul 000
Jay Spightmare on Elm St. @jayspight.bsky.social · 12/09/2026more like Charlie Jerk! yeah, I said it 110
Jay Spightmare on Elm St. @jayspight.bsky.social · 11/09/2026In an alternate timeline where 9/11 didn’t happen, Charlie Kirk’s shirt would’ve said French. 000
Jay Spightmare on Elm St. @jayspight.bsky.social · 11/09/2026You couldn’t do 9/11 in England because there aren’t 99 days in September. 000
Jay Spightmare on Elm St. @jayspight.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I didn’t spend the late 90’s in the trenches buying letterboxed vhs’s to watch on 4:3 crt tvs to have some mega corp swoop in thirty years later and destroy everything we fought for 041
