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Silksong fans need to check out Well Dweller, especially now that it’s October. Marty’s latest video on the excellent new metroidvania from @kylethompsondev.bsky.social is live — www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvcg...

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Well Dweller Fills the Silksong-Shaped Hole in My Life

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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 20h

MAD TV’S 100 BEST TV SHOWS OF THE 21st CENTURY 1. Butter Ball Saul 2. Hicks 3. Widow’s Bae 4. Mad Men’s Wearhouse 5. Succotashion 6. Kevin Hart Can Fuck Himself 7. The Wirewolf 8. Slow Lorises 9. Twin Peaky Blinders 10. Reacheround

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Jay Spightmare on Elm St. @jayspight.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

does this truck make my dick look small?

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Jay Spightmare on Elm St. @jayspight.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

going to my job interview with a cup of hot coffee and a separate cup of ice to signal to my prospective employer just how much I’ll be online during work hours

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Jay Spightmare on Elm St. @jayspight.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Sean Connery voice: But in the LaVigne alphabet, boy is spelled with an “i”

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Jay Spightmare on Elm St. @jayspight.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Talkin’ Shit About a Pretty Sunset - Modest Mouse

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Jay Spightmare on Elm St. @jayspight.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I’m gonna have the BEST 12 foot skeleton this Halloween. Many yards have them but mine will blow them all away. Literally. It will have laser guns for eyes and shoot rockets from its ribcage. This will ensure the SAFEST Halloween ever and has absolutely nothing to do with my lease ending Nov 1st.

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Jay Spightmare on Elm St. @jayspight.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

how dare you abandon the party that abandoned you

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Jay Spightmare on Elm St. @jayspight.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Slowly walking down the hall Faster than a cannibal

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Jay Spightmare on Elm St. @jayspight.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Here’s the thing: do you believe throwing trans people under the bus will be a net positive or a net negative for votes for democrats? If you believe it will be a net positive then shut the fuck up about trans people and leftists not voting for the guy who is willing to bend on human rights issues.

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Jay Spightmare on Elm St. @jayspight.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

DRILL SERGEANT: You better get hard for me right now soldier or I will court martial your ass into next Tuesday! SOLDIER: [instantly gets hard] DS: What’re you, gay, soldier?! S: Erm.. sir, no sir! [loses boner] DS: Damn straight, now get that patriotic pole so stiff I can hang a flag on it!

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kylethompsondev.bsky.social @kylethompsondev.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

My dark fairy-tale metroidvania, Well Dweller, is releasing on PC and all consoles in 1 week!! I'm very excited (and nervous!) for it to finally be out!

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Jay Spightmare on Elm St. @jayspight.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Got a spam text saying All four of our living presidents just spoke out! and I was like word which one died?🤞

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Jay Spightmare on Elm St. @jayspight.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

rumor is pet hegseth says we’re going to nuke new zealand because a chatbot told him a spy named ethan hawk has initiated quote “ghost protocol”

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Jay Spightmare on Elm St. @jayspight.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Dear Framed, There is no “s” at the end of today’s movie title. Sincerely, A. Pedant

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Jay Spightmare on Elm St. @jayspight.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

not enough celebrity endorsed ads for apps that can lead to my financial ruin. a successful society would have more ads for how my phone can make me homeless.

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Jay Spightmare on Elm St. @jayspight.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

where are the Ghostbusters when you need them?

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Jay Spightmare on Elm St. @jayspight.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

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Jay Spightmare on Elm St. @jayspight.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I don’t even think there should BE women’s basketball! There should only be BASKETBALL and ONLY MEN shouldn’t be allowed to play it!

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Jay Spightmare on Elm St. @jayspight.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

more like Charlie Jerk! yeah, I said it

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Jay Spightmare on Elm St. @jayspight.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

In an alternate timeline where 9/11 didn’t happen, Charlie Kirk’s shirt would’ve said French.

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Jay Spightmare on Elm St. @jayspight.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

You couldn’t do 9/11 in England because there aren’t 99 days in September.

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Jay Spightmare on Elm St. @jayspight.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I didn’t spend the late 90’s in the trenches buying letterboxed vhs’s to watch on 4:3 crt tvs to have some mega corp swoop in thirty years later and destroy everything we fought for

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Jay Spightmare on Elm St. @jayspight.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

crazy that it’s been a year and we still don’t know the answer to the question “counting or not counting gang violence?”

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Jay Spightmare on Elm St. @jayspight.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Dems about to offer $5k and a coupon for 1/2 off a Wendy’s frosty

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Jay Spightmare on Elm St. @jayspight.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I don’t even think there should BE women’s basketball! There should only be BASKETBALL and ONLY MEN shouldn’t be allowed to play it!

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Jay Spightmare on Elm St. @jayspight.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

youtube updated their ui last week for about a day and then changed it back and I was very relieved because it was a bad change but now they changed it back to the updated version the jerks

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Jay Spightmare on Elm St. @jayspight.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

by executive order it’s called american food now. that’s a little donkey and you’re putting rooster’s beak sauce on it. tacos are still tacos for some reason.

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Jay Spightmare on Elm St. @jayspight.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Purchase the deluxe edition of Wolfenstein: Moon Reich and receive the complete SS Lunar Officer disguise kit on day one. Pre-order now!

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Jay Spightmare on Elm St. @jayspight.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

really gotta read between the lines with the news these days

Trump handed jobs win as hiring blows past expectations

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Jay Spightmare on Elm St. @jayspight.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

The new cast of Taskmaster is much better than their intro videos led me to believe they’d be. That was a great first episode.

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Jay Spightmare on Elm St. @jayspight.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Me: fuck it’s hot My weather app: ☝️actually it’s cooler than it was yesterday🥶

Weather app screenshot saying it’s 100 degrees outside, feels like 107, and that today feels “cooler” (in a cool blue all caps italicized font) than yesterday

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Jay Spightmare on Elm St. @jayspight.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I really don’t like the new trend in mobile slop ads where the in-game characters talk to each other in meta game terms like their character and item levels. Imagine in gta vi if the main character was like “I only grand theft diamond tier autos” like no thanks

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Jay Spightmare on Elm St. @jayspight.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

When I say GTA VI looks great (and it does) I’m saying it in the same way I tell a friend after their show that their band “sounded great.”

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Jay Spightmare on Elm St. @jayspight.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Isaac Brock voice Talkin’ shit about a lunar eclipse

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Jay Spightmare on Elm St. @jayspight.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

since nothing means anything anymore he should rename it The Gulf of Ontario. but it’s a lake! not anymore buck-o.

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Jay Spightmare on Elm St. @jayspight.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I bet it would feel great to drop kick that insurance tribble into the ocean

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Jay Spightmare on Elm St. @jayspight.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

The wrong guy from Home Alone 2 died.

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Jay Spightmare on Elm St. @jayspight.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Feels like we’re getting very close to the game being: hold down a full-time job so your character can make enough money to afford to buy the $100 deluxe edition of Life of Crime VI that you, as your character, play in your/their down time.

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Jay Spightmare on Elm St. @jayspight.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I mean, did you see what he was wearing? He was practically asking to get plowed by a ford f250 super duty king ranch with a helmet like that on.

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