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@jaypers.bsky.social
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Baseball prospector, minor league baseball enthusiast and cynical citizen. I don't support the Tangerine Palpatine.

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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Vote blue if you want any reproductive rights to remain in this country. ⬇️
Blue
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Don't be a Schmitthead.
Schmitt
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Melania is the First Escort. Natalie is the First Mistress. There currently is no First Lady.
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Jack Smith - "We proved beyond a reasonable doubt trump incited an insurrection because he couldn't handle losing." Republicans in response - "Do you believe in the tooth fairy?" "Do you believe in the Easter Bunny?" "You're a total dirtbag!" "Did you attend an Atlanta Hawks game in 2024?"
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The wrong bastard passed away this evening. RIP PAC.
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Suck it, Epstein Administration. #vote #voteearly
Vote
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
❌ Personal data requests ❌ Voter roll purges ❌ SAVE America Act ❌ Mail-in voting restrictions Now he wants to send ICE & feds to intimidate at the polls. He will try anything and everything to silence your voices under the guise of near non-existent voter fraud. He's TERRIFIED of losing his power.
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Serious question. What is being done this time to prevent this?
trump musk
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Replace "Fake News" with trump, then the tweet becomes truthful.
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Will they ever learn?
magamorons
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Sums it all up.
trump noem patel vance
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
❌ Personal data requests ❌ Voter roll purges ❌ SAVE America Act ❌ Mail-in voting restrictions He'll try anything & everything to silence your voices under the guise of "voter fraud" (a false premise) because he's TERRIFIED of losing his power. That's the only reason. SCOTUS finally stood up to him.
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Even the far right SCOTUS couldn't fuck this up. Thankfully, voting by mail remains safe, at least for now. Alito and Thomas dissented because they're absolutely delusional. There is ABSOLUTELY NOTHING in the Constitution which allows the president and the USPS to regulate federal elections.
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
You're preaching to the choir.
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I have no clue what you're talking about. I can't stand trump or anyone who follows him.
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Trump makes David Koresh look like Mr. Rogers.
Cult
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
18 U.S.C. § 597 makes it illegal to offer or make an expenditure to someone in exchange for voting, withholding a vote, or voting for or against a particular candidate. Just another in the long list of crimes he and Republicans are committing. Without consequences.
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This planet is billions of years old, and somehow we're alive at the time trump is president, twice. Did we draw the short straw or what?
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Uneducated, ignorant bigots will always be a much bigger danger to this country and to humanity than immigrants could ever hope to be.
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
If everyone keeps mocking this, there will be hell toupee.
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
If SCOTUS somehow sides with trump here, it will be the biggest "fuck you" to the law this country has ever seen. The president has NO authority over state elections. Executive Orders are NOT laws. The Constitution CLEARLY says voting processes is up to states. And trump himself votes by mail!
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
It'll be Halloween in two months, but it's never too early to scare and repulse.
Jigsaw
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Druski's skit of Erika Kirk was the absolute best.
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Let's fix this just a bit.
Correction
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The only Lake America in existence is in trump's diaper.
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Changing Lake Ontario to Lake America? Wait, that means.... S - Superior H - Huron A - America M- Michigan E - Erie Yup. That tracks.
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
In a world of trumps, be a Dolly Parton.
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
✅
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Of course Republicans love data centers. All their intelligence is artificial.
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
He's only cheated on every one of his wives and bragged about grabbing women by their private parts (which they all defended him for), but sure, let's all have a nuclear meltdown about words that made his cultist supporters overplay their hand about what Ossoff meant.
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
She always keeps her bag stocked.
Diapers
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
MAGA is a collection of the most defensive, pearl clutching hypocrites ever. Jon Ossoff simply used the words "travels with Natalie" (nothing else), and they immediately overplay their hand with accusations, knowing full well they are defending one of the most notorious serial adulterers today.
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Trump has literally cheated on every wife he's ever had, but pointing out Natalie Harp (when she's in hundreds of pictures closely by his side) is somehow wrong. Yeah. Ok.
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Ugh. Don't remind me.
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
With trump siding with Kim Jong-un and North Korea, I don't want to hear another word from MAGA about Communists when it comes to Democrats. Look at your cult leader, then look in the mirror.
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Today was South Korea's turn to get their backs turned on by Combover Caligula because they wouldn't aid him in his war of choice against Iran. This deranged psychopath will turn on anyone and everyone on a dime for any reason whatsoever and claim it's in America's best interests. Truly disgusting
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Ghislaine Maxwell is getting better treatment than our brave sailers and Marines right now. Think about that.
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
It's easy to see this country's priorities are fucked up when the government is more interested in buying shock gloves for its' lawless thugs rather than take care of its' brave naval service people who have been stranded for months without clean food and essentials.
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Question: why would they take passports from people whom they supposedly WANT to leave the country?
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
It's no longer Air Force One. It's now Panda Express. With an orange chicken hiding inside.
Trump
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Oops
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
hiding
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Cart of the deal?
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I don't want to hear ANOTHER WORD about a $500 billion dollar ballroom when he's perfectly fine hiding in a catering cart.
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
President Biden never hid in a airline catering cart. He never left journalists on Air Force One as virtual sacrificial lambs. Because he's not a cowardly demented prick.
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
There's being cautious and then there's cowardice. This is the latter.
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Trumpty dumpty
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I don't consider myself religious anymore, but if Biden outlives trump I'll have to reconsider.
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Andy Ogles can't leave soon enough. He is the embodiment of fascism, extremism and bigotry. Good riddance, asshole.
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
MAGA: Don't vote for the Muslim guy in November. Us: But your administration's own Dr. Oz is Muslim. MAGA: That's beside the point. And trans people are evil. Us: But trump loyalist Kaitlin Jenner is trans. MAGA: Umm, that's also beside the point.
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