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@jaypers.bsky.social
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Baseball prospector, minor league baseball enthusiast and cynical citizen. I don't support the Tangerine Palpatine.

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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Vote blue if you want any reproductive rights to remain in this country. ⬇️
Blue
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Don't be a Schmitthead.
Schmitt
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Suck it, Epstein Administration. #vote #voteearly
Vote
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Serious question. What is being done this time to prevent this?
trump musk
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Will they ever learn?
magamorons
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Sums it all up.
trump noem patel vance
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Trump makes David Koresh look like Mr. Rogers.
Cult
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
It'll be Halloween in two months, but it's never too early to scare and repulse.
Jigsaw
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Let's fix this just a bit.
Correction
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
She always keeps her bag stocked.
Diapers
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
It's no longer Air Force One. It's now Panda Express. With an orange chicken hiding inside.
Trump
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Oops
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
hiding
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Trumpty dumpty
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
donald trump is the living embodiment of every one of humanity's very worst traits.
donald trump
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Miller
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
For anyone actually planning on watching trump's speech, remember:
trump's speech
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I can already summarize trump's speech quite easily:
whiny trump
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Happy 4th of July. I have 8647 things I'd rather do than watch anything associated with trump. Hard pass on America250.
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Reflecting pool? Nah. It's the Strait of Warm Ooze.
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Josh Hokit bears a striking resemblance:
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Happy Obama Appreciation Day.
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Senile Satan can stage as many assassinations as he wants. We're still not paying a penny for his "bawlroom".
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Facts. 💯
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Republicans clutching their pearls over Virginia and California conveniently always forget -
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Here he is as a plumber.
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Since trump says that pic depicting him as Jesus Christ was actually him as a "doctor", here he is cosplaying as a plumber. ⬇️
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Great way to summarize trump.
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Christians have been warning everyone about the antichrist for years and years - and when he finally shows up, they support him. Without reservation. Happy Easter.
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Let us pray.
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Lindsey Graham's new favorite sport.
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
No Kings ❌👑
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
My all-time favorite No Kings protest sign.
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
This Robert Mueller tweet is EXACTLY what the world will be saying when it's this asshole's time.
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
#SendBarron
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
How ignorance works.
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
How's this coming along, Captain Couchfucker?
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Some call it the Israel-Iran war. Most call it the Epstein war. Because that's what this is.
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
This creature is Rep Sheri Biggs. If I saw this approaching, I would run for my life. Exactly how can anyone stare directly at her and live to tell about it?
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Get it correct. It's not the State of the Union address. It's the State of Delusion address.
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
It took SCOTUS long enough but they finally saw the light. Screw these illegal unconstitutional tariffs and screw the toddler-in-chief. Now throw an ALL CAPS TANTRUM and cry more on your platform and this Tuesday's SOTU.
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Live look into the White House:
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Remind me why we need the SAVE Act again?
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
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