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Jayne

@jaynee-b.bsky.social
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French Horn playing, book reading, cat slave, occasional crocheter. Mum of four. Sweary. I do admin to fund my music habit.

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Jayne @jaynee-b.bsky.social · 13h
Congratulations! I found it harder going from one to two than it was from two to three, if that’s any help?
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Jayne @jaynee-b.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
They were one of my 5, I thought they were fab
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Jayne @jaynee-b.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Was late to the #Strictly results show but have to say, out of those in the dance off, the right pair are leaving.
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Jayne @jaynee-b.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It said that on the joining company’s website, but it also said I need to contact the company I’m leaving. I’ve ended up emailing them.
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Jayne @jaynee-b.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Energy supplier websites: Here’s how to join! Switch to us! Moving house? We can help! Change tariff? We can help! How to leave? Fucking crickets. Website not searchable. Help tab & site map unhelpful. Ughhhh
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Jayne @jaynee-b.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This Grease number is amazing And she looks *stunning* #Strictly
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Jayne @jaynee-b.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Very much enjoying Jaime & Carlos #Strictly
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Claire Rosa @clairerosewrites.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"Shirley, not the shoes!" Craig is all of us in this moment. #strictly #scd
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Jayne @jaynee-b.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Getting René from ‘Allo ‘Allo vibes off this though. Sorry. I think it’s the fake moustache #Strictly
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Jayne @jaynee-b.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Love Lauren. She’s brilliant. #Strictly
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Jayne @jaynee-b.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Not grabbed by the dance either #Strictly
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Jayne @jaynee-b.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ouf. This song is not the best one for this singer #Strictly
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Jayne @jaynee-b.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Dave Arch & his orchestra are doing a fantastic job on the music. Not sure John’s scores will be as high this week #Strictly
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Jayne @jaynee-b.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Doughy-eyed though - that’s cracking me up 😆 I guess they mean doe-eyed?
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Jayne @jaynee-b.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Aaarghhhhhh fgs guys #CelebTraitors
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Jayne @jaynee-b.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Celebrity Traitors! OFF WE GOOOOOO (I will be using the # from now on)
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Jayne @jaynee-b.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Also fwded it to a friend, who is at work next to a colleague on a conference call. She’s messaged to say she is trying so hard not to laugh out loud that she’s crying
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Jayne @jaynee-b.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What a brilliant review, I’m in!
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Jayne @jaynee-b.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They’ll do nicely - I’ve tested one, the other 10 are going to the office tomorrow.
Eleven cheese scones on a wire cooling tray. 
One of them no longer exists, because I ate it.
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Jayne @jaynee-b.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I have tested one. It was good. If I make them again I’ll put more cheese in
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Jayne @jaynee-b.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s the first time I’ve tried to make them - I’m not much of a baker! But they smell good & I haven’t burnt them…
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Jayne @jaynee-b.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’ve also raided my piggy-bank (dragon) for some actual cash to donate. Managed to find £11 in pound coins 🪎
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Jayne @jaynee-b.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sending good luck 🙂
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Jayne @jaynee-b.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Work is doing a MacMillan coffee morning tomorrow. I’ve made a batch of cheese scones (everyone else will have done sweet stuff) and I’m hoping they will come out ok 🤞🏼
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Jayne @jaynee-b.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The whole opposing for the sake of it is getting really fucking tiresome. If something is a good idea that will benefit their constituents they’ll still oppose it because it wasn’t their idea. Complete childish bellendery.
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Jayne @jaynee-b.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Microsoft print to pdf is the default setting Adobe was having a strop about using it I was having a rant, not asking for advice. Thanks though.
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Jayne @jaynee-b.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
About that bad 😣 The clutch & assorted other gubbins was £2k
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Karen VH @designinginward.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
gentle reminder: the void is for screaming, the abyss is for staring, please don't mix that up and ruin the experience for the rest of us
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Jayne @jaynee-b.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Well the sodding car has failed its sodding MOT and if I’d known it was going to cost me this much when I paid out a small fortune to get the fucking clutch fixed in June I’d have cut my losses at that point but hindsight’s a bitch 😭 On the plus side, got Queen Bee on today’s spelling bee.
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Jayne @jaynee-b.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
No, Adobe, I do not want a free trial. No, I don’t want an AI summary either because I CAN FUCKING READ thank you What I want you to do is print to pdf like I asked. Can you do that? No. No you can’t. Piece of shit software
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Jayne @jaynee-b.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Car has been dropped off for MOT. Send good luck vibes please! 😬🤞🏼
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Jayne @jaynee-b.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The last two dances have been superb #Strictly
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Jayne @jaynee-b.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I said that last week, having no clue who he was or what he did (I don’t watch any soaps, so I’m usually at a disadvantage when it’s ‘celeb’ stuff on telly)
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Jayne @jaynee-b.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ooh she’s good! And she’s got lovely Vito to dance with #Strictly
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Jayne @jaynee-b.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Anton is overmarking almost everyone #Strictly
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Jayne @jaynee-b.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Decent opener that. Haven’t watched Big Brother in years so I had no idea what Will did for a job, but the dance was fun #Strictly #scd
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Jayne @jaynee-b.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Two coffees. It’s a self-imposed limit; also no coffee after 2pm(ish) or my brain won’t switch off at bedtime. A three coffee day means it’s a bad day.
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Jayne @jaynee-b.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
What a lovely thing to see at the top of my feed 😁
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West Yorkshire Symphony Orchestra @wyso-leeds.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
And here’s the updated poster! Again, link in the quoted post. We’re practising the Dvorak tonight 🎼🎵🎶
A poster with the details of the nect West Yorkshire Symphony Orchestra concert in November. It’s blocked at an angle in primary colours and the text reads: 

NOT POLITE. 
NOT QUIET. 
NOT BACKGROUND MUSIC. 

Dvorak - Slavonic Rhapsody no.2
Smetana - Vltava
Fibich - Symphony no.1

Conductor: Nick Meredith
Leader: Alison Major

Sunday 29th November, 3pm
The Attic • Sheaf Street • Leeds

Tickets £15 / £7
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Jayne @jaynee-b.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The replies & quote posts on this are just the lift I needed today 🙂
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Nigel Wallis @mole9.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Not too much, other than one of the kids being thrown out by an enraged headmaster for uttering an audible "fuuuck." We had someone in demonstrating a bassoon, which didn't seem to impress too many people until someone asked how much it cost, and he said £14,000.
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Jayne @jaynee-b.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Is it Gary who very unfortunately sounds like Lee Anderson? #GBBO Sorry Gary
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Jayne @jaynee-b.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I have been out doing exercise, factored in being back in time for #BakeOff but forgot to factor in showering time. So I’ll be watching it a bit sweaty & will shower straight after, I promise #GBBO
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Jayne @jaynee-b.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It said “up to 16 weeks” on the website. I foolishly thought it might come through before the summer holidays (when I do reduced hours) so I could crack on then. But nope. So I plod through instead.
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Jayne @jaynee-b.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Solidarity 🙂 My deed poll came through in August after I’d applied for my name change in April. I am slowly working my way through admin hell. Worth it though And it’ll save loads of time when we get round to getting actually divorced 😁
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Jayne @jaynee-b.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
LK is such a complete dickhead
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Jayne @jaynee-b.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Caught up now, no more waffle to skip 🙃 #Strictly
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Jayne @jaynee-b.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
About half an hour behind - love the new reveal format, it’s miles better than the fake surprise introductions of previous series #Strictly
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Jayne @jaynee-b.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Picking Ch1 up from work then I’ll be joining the #Strictly launch show
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West Yorkshire Symphony Orchestra @wyso-leeds.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Our next concert is the afternoon of Sunday 29th November. More info & a link to buy tickets here: (it is definitely on the Sunday btw 🙊) wyso.org.uk/index.php/ev...
wyso.org.uk
Not polite. Not quiet. Not background music. – West Yorkshire Symphony Orchestra
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