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Jayne

@jaynee-b.bsky.social
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French Horn playing, book reading, cat slave, occasional crocheter. Mum of four. Sweary. I do admin to fund my music habit.

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Jayne @jaynee-b.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They’ll do nicely - I’ve tested one, the other 10 are going to the office tomorrow.
Eleven cheese scones on a wire cooling tray. 
One of them no longer exists, because I ate it.
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Jayne @jaynee-b.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
No, you’re a child 🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿
A row of five coat hooks. 
Googly eyes have been added to the top of each one 

If I had a sharpie they’d look even more like demented geese because I’d have drawn beaks on too
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Jayne @jaynee-b.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This is Jeremy 📯 Today we will be playing the 3rd horn part of Bruckner 4
A French horn on a stand, viewed from the back. On the floor is a purple cloth for emptying out the condensation (condensation I tell you). 
The floor is wooden.
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Jayne @jaynee-b.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
This hat is very happy to be on a road trip 🙂 @pareidolia.bsky.social
A sun hat on the parcel shelf of a car, with the air holes and a bit of corded brim making a smiley face
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Jayne @jaynee-b.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
This #Lanyard thing is getting silly now.
A life size (probably) black & white plastic cow on top of the milk fridges in our local Asda. 
It is wearing a lanyard. 
Close inspection as we got to that aisle showed the lanyard was an ID photo of the cow. She’s called Daisy.
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Jayne @jaynee-b.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
No cheating, post your lock screen
Phone lock screen with a tree on it
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Jayne @jaynee-b.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I’ve been making friendship bracelets since I was 11. Never once have I followed a pattern, I’ve always made up my own. But it’s Ch4’s birthday tomorrow and they asked me to make a #Splatoon themed one from an online pattern. A couple of false starts & several hours later, here it is.
A red, yellow, green, & dark grey friendship bracelet. There are four stylised yellow squids and four stylised grey ones, with a red border (colour choices not mine, I’d have chosen better contrast but Ch4 will be wearing it so they get to choose)
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Jayne @jaynee-b.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Took Ch4 to Birmingham today for a tattoo. Only they forgot their ID, so no tattoo. BUT 😁 we were then only 14 miles away from @harvingtonhall.bsky.social and I’ve wanted to go there for aaaaages So we went & had the full tour and I am very, very happy. It was fab #DayOut
A red brick Tudor house, four storeys tall, set in grassland. The grass is yellow, the sky is a deep sunny blue.
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Jayne @jaynee-b.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Photo is a game screenshot/spoiler. I remembered I can hide it until people choose to look, so here it is 😁
A screenshot of today’s Word Salad game. 
Theme: “They Can Go In The Bin”
Highlighted (disallowed) answer: Farage

Today is the Clacton by-election
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Jayne @jaynee-b.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Using the glare on my camera to catch the #eclipse
The sky, the sun, and near the bottom some lens flare in green showing the shape of the eclipse
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Jayne @jaynee-b.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Evening constitutional round the local reservoir. It’s looking very low… #sunset
Evening sky in shades of pastel blue and orange over a reservoir. There is a lot more muddy shoreline showing on the left hand side than there usually is. The grass in the foreground is brown and parched. A different angle over the reservoir, slightly later; the sun is deep orange and sinking over the treeline on the far horizon. There is a straight path silhouetted on the left, some railings in the bottom right corner.  The sky is radiating orange from where the sun is setting, fading out to a dusky blue. There are a few high wispy clouds.
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Jayne @jaynee-b.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Bonus #Caturday pic - collecting Ch1 from nerd club (complimentary) and met this lovely void
A small black cat with yellow eyes, sat on a wheelie bin in front of a wooden fence
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Jayne @jaynee-b.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Here’s Tasha, sunbathing just now, for International Cat Day. #Caturday
A black & brown striped tabby cat lying on her side on beige coloured gravelly pebbles, a green watering can on its side behind her. 
She is in front of two large grey planters. 
The sun is bringing hints of auburn to her brown stripes.
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Jayne @jaynee-b.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
This guy was So Over It at the local street market this weekend. Felt very sorry for him & his buddies, they all looked really pissed off #owl
An owl perched on a bit of log inside a tent. He* has a blue tether round his ankle (out of shot to the left is a metal perch and a dish of water) 
The owl is quite large with mostly orangey-brown plumage. He has quite spectacular feathered eyebrows (not ears!) and his piercing orange eyes are partially closed. 
He looks really, really pissed off. 
*might be a her, idk
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Jayne @jaynee-b.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I am quite a long way up a hill in the #LakeDistrict (better phone signal up here than in the hotel!), so here’s a photo of the view
Panorama-style photo. 
On the left is the loosely stone-covered path we walked up on. Moving from left to right there are big hills (mountains would be a generous description) in the distance, with Grasmere (lake) in the centre, complete with small tree-covered island. Looking further to the right are more large green hills. 
The foreground has ferns all the way across. The sky is grey & cloudy, but it is not raining. Screenshot of Apple Maps: I’m the blue blob in the middle near the bottom, facing lots of green (the hills) & a bit of blue (the lake)
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Jayne @jaynee-b.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
For the next week I am in my absolute favourite place with a lot of my favourite people #Rydal #Orchestra
A view from a 2nd floor window.
Looking over a yellowing croquet lawn from the diagonal point of view; there are lots of trees in the background and a single large mature tree to the left. The sky is grey and cloudy but it is still warm.
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Jayne @jaynee-b.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Got some excellent (if I say so myself) bee photos this morning while we were waiting on campus for other people to arrive. There were two very busy feeding on a thistle. #bees I’m particularly proud of the third pic 🐝
Two bumblebees on a thistle head in the sun. 
One is viewed from behind, the second is behind the first and is angled more from  above, but still behind The same two bees, having moved round the thistle so they are both now on the right side as we look at it, viewed from in front & above A close up of one of the bees, side on. It is facing the right, perched on the thistle. There are flecks of pollen visible on its head & fluffy yellow back
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Jayne @jaynee-b.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
As promised… it’s a success!
Screenshot from a message thread: a 7yr old in a red T-shirt (from the shoulders down for anonymity) with an open book on his lap. Caption - Totally absorbed 
Message below - When I got him to respond (3rd attempt) he said “it’s REALLY GOOD!”
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Jayne @jaynee-b.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
The temperature inside my car as I leave work #TooHot
The corner of the display screen in my car. 
The time: 16:56
The date: 09/07/2026
The temperature: 37°c
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Jayne @jaynee-b.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Snoozing Tasha on my* office chair on her cooling mat with a fan on my desk blowing cool air but no she’s not spoilt at all… #Caturday *it’s her chair, obvs. I just use it when I’m wfh
Gently snoring striped tabby cat loosely curled up on her side. She is on a grey cooling mat which is in turn on a grey office chair, which has a purple cardigan over the back of it. 
The bottom of my orange sundress is next to it in a nice colour contrast way. 
The photo is taken from above, so there’s a laminate wood-effect floor, and my feet in black sandals peeping out from under my dress.
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Jayne @jaynee-b.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I’ll take that!
Sliding scales of red & blue giving me a political-brain match the the current President of Mexico
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Jayne @jaynee-b.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Started videoing as the lightning flashed; edited out the first 8 seconds or so before the thunder started. It just kept rumbling on!
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Jayne @jaynee-b.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
And it’s here! And it fits! cc @tim-burgess.bsky.social
Smiling selfie taken from slightly above so that the lettering on my new grey bucket hat is visible (The Charlatans) 
My eyes are mostly obscured by the brim of the hat; long-ish dark hair is framing the left side of my face (which is a little bit pink from too much sun on Saturday)
The smile is a bit smug grin type because I’m very pleased with the hat
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Jayne @jaynee-b.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Don’t get me started! Plastic screws that lose grip or snap after a couple of months; springy useless page holder things… This is my stand: all metal & currently supporting quite the weight of music for the prom concert
Metal framed music stand on muddy ground with empty chairs in the background
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Jayne @jaynee-b.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Because it’s a concert day I’ve changed my earrings from my normal ones. Technically they are stitch markers but they are so ace it’s a #WhyNotBoth situation - they were a birthday present
My right ear, which has 7 piercings. 
The earring in question is a silver metal octopus on a small hoop in the first hole of my earlobe
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Jayne @jaynee-b.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Went to #Tynemouth Priory & Castle this afternoon. Very grey & breezy but had a good wander round. Favourite photo is this door with its gorgeous hinges (or the ghost of hinges in places)
An old wooden door with ornate hinges at the bottom of a ruined/weathered sandstone wall. There are a series of stone arches surrounding the door. A closer up image of the door, showing four ornate hinges with various levels of rust. Some parts have rusted away altogether but there are marks on the wood of the door showing where they used to be.
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Jayne @jaynee-b.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
This is a cat check point. Relinquish your most recent cat picture on your phone. #ProofOfCat
Tasha, a black & brown striped tabby, curled up fast asleep in her new bowl (she wore a hole in the last one)
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Jayne @jaynee-b.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Made myself a new bracelet while listening to podcasts this evening #crafting
A friendship bracelet in grey/silver/purple/blue/green chevrons - two hours’ work 

(the silver thread is not obvious in the photo, it looks a bit like double- grey but it’s sparkly in real life)
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Jayne @jaynee-b.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I’m being So Judged by the cat
Tasha, a black & brown striped tabby, looking at me with disdain for reliving my youth
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Jayne @jaynee-b.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
At my parents, celebrating dad’s birthday. I’m not driving. 🥂🍾
A half empty glass of champagne on an outside table
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Jayne @jaynee-b.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I mean look at that cork
A “proper” cork still on the end of the corkscrew. It’s dark, dark red at the end and not mouldy. I think I might be drinking wine tonight
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Jayne @jaynee-b.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Bees in my garden this evening #nature
A bumble bee collecting pollen on a saxifrage flower
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Jayne @jaynee-b.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
There are #bees on the flowers behind me. One of them was still for just long enough 🐝
Small white five-pedalled flowers with a pink centre and reddish stems - saxifrage - behind two of the flowers is a bumble bee, with a collection of orangey-yellow pollen on its back legs Same bee, same flowers, a different angle. 
The bee’s pollen collection is clearly visible
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Jayne @jaynee-b.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Sat in the back garden in the shade, with a book & some fizz 📖 🥂 #HappyBankHoliday
The corner of a red brick house with the sun peeping over the roof line. 
The sky is a glorious blue with not a cloud in sight
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Jayne @jaynee-b.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
At Ripon Cathedral today playing in #Haydn’s The Creation. There are two choirs as well as soloists & the orchestra
Wooden vaulted cathedral ceiling above and a ten-panel stained glass window straight ahead; on the left near the ceiling are high-level non-stained glass arched windows with the sun streaming in
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Jayne @jaynee-b.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Sat in the garden having a break after strimming the “grass” (it’s mostly weeds & clover but it’s green so 🤷🏻‍♀️) And there’s a young male blackbird pottering about collecting grass completely unfazed by my presence
Slightly scruffy-looking male blackbird collecting grass in his beak, on freshly cut (sort of) grass. The photo is taken from the side, he is facing towards the right Face-on photo of him on a different bit of grass, his beak is full of trimmings hanging out of either side
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Jayne @jaynee-b.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Open (it’s always open tbh) and I’m listening to the dulcet tones of a petrol hedge-trimmer from the house over the road.
Open window, with blue sky, fluffy white clouds, & a tree
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Jayne @jaynee-b.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Cat pic as politics tax #ProofOfCat
Snoozing tabby cat, curled up with her face a bit squished
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Jayne @jaynee-b.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Happy birthday! 🥳 Here’s Tasha doing a Big Yawn after Ch3 woke her up from a nap
Stripy tabby cat in her bowl on the cat tree, one front paw over the edge, doing a massive yawn. Her tongue is curled up at the bottom.
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Jayne @jaynee-b.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
My new top arrived. It’s ace. Thanks @dochackenbush.bsky.social 😁
A selfie with most of my head chopped off, the main event being a black long-sleeved t-shirt with a picture of a black cartoon cat with half-closed eyes holding a large coffee cup in its paws? With its tongue sticking into the mug with the logo “COFFEE then brain”
The cat is outlined in yellow then red to make it pop
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Jayne @jaynee-b.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
One of us is comfy… #Caturday
A black & brown tabby asleep on my shoulder, selfie taken as best as I can manage with the cat draped over me.
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Jayne @jaynee-b.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Excellent sunset as I was leaving orchestra this evening #TinyJoys Photo not filtered, but I did reduce the exposure time a little bit because my phone tried to use night mode which ruined the first photo I took. (and deleted)
Photo taken from behind my car, so the foreground is the black roof of my car with a reflection of the street light above (the pole is to the right of the photo but the actual light itself is out of shot at the top). 
Looking down the road to the next streetlight, in the centre of the photo. 
Most of the top half is a dark inky blue sky, gradually lightening as it gets further down towards the horizon in the centre; across the silhouette of some trees and rooftops is a dark orange glow, fading to yellow as it rises to meet the paler blue of the sky. 
A single star is visible about a third of the way down, slightly left of centre. 
There are trees to either side of the road.
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Jayne @jaynee-b.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
I wish I could be outside today #Spring
Looking up at a tree against a blue sunny sky, with lots of leaves on. They are about 1/3 (?) of their full size. 
The tree is framed and partly obscured by the window frame.
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Jayne @jaynee-b.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Tasha spent an hour wandering round on my desk this morning & then settled in for a nap. She’s been napping for 2 hours now 🙂 #ProofOfCat
A brown and black striped tabby curled up in a circular grey “cat bowl” very fast asleep with her nose tucked under her back leg. 
One ear is resting on the edge of the bowl. 
The edge of my desk is diagonally across a bit of the bottom left corner.
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Jayne @jaynee-b.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Today’s office. Concert tonight with Slaithwaite Philharmonic Orchestra at #Huddersfield Town Hall
Huddersfield Town Hall - inside - looking out at where the audience will be later. Viewpoint is from up the back, just in front of the organ. 
My music stand & music are front & centre; the 8th horn part of Richard Strauss Ein Heldenleben. 
(The photo is slightly wonky)
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Jayne @jaynee-b.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Definitely #Spring
A tree against a blue sky, with leaves budding on the branches
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Jayne @jaynee-b.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Very smug cat sat on my lap, because she has got her own way #caturday
Black & brown striped tabby sat on my lap. 
I am leaned back on the sofa with my feet on a low coffee table. This is her favourite position for me to be in. 
Five minutes ago I was sat up straight with my feet on the floor, having my breakfast. 
She sat on the arm of the sofa (on the right of the photo) and patted my shoulder gently but persistently until I rearranged myself into a suitable position to be sat on. 
She is now snoozing happily.
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Jayne @jaynee-b.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Our big tree is starting to grow this year’s leaves #tinyjoys
A mostly bare tree, branches shown against a blue sky with some white clouds. 
There are small green leaves developing.
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Jayne @jaynee-b.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
This was our big hammer - specially made from a bit of tree out of one of the player’s gardens. Several people had a go with it because it’s Fun 😁
A very large wooden mallet resting on a wooden block
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Jayne @jaynee-b.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Jealous of the cat tbh
Black and brown striped tabby curled up asleep in an armchair, blissfully unaware of the fucking insanity happening in the world.
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